Christy Marks is nominated for Model of the Year in the SCORE Awards.
Kristina Milan is nominated for Plumper of the Year in the V-mag awards.
Valory Irene is nominated for Newcomer of the Year in both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Vanessa Del is nominated for V-mag’s 2011 XXX of the Year award.
Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)
Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)
He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.
Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her when they get the chance is just dumb.
Hello, boob lovers!
When I was a kid, there used to be this commercial on television that basically taught you life lessons and ended with a catchy little phrase (“The more you know!”) followed by the ding of a little bell. (Kind of Pavlovian if you ask me, but I digress.)
So, I would like to impart a little info to you guys, just in case you did not know.
Did you know that today on SCORELAND, Maserati is getting pounded, which is probably the best thing for anyone to do to Maserati. Because she is built for all sorts of perverted, nasty fuckery, and she looks amazing doing it. So I say FUCK AWAY, Maserati. Because if you ever got the chance to fuck Maserati, and you didn’t, it would be the most-epic FAIL! of your life.
The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.
Did you also know that Maserati made her V-mag debut in the December 2011 issue?
Did you also-also know that Maserati does a string bikini show in that issue, complete with oil and all sorts of horniness?
Did you also-also-also know that in that issue, you can enter a contest where you can actually get your hands on Maserati’s autographed bikini?
Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
So, for all of you Maserati fans out there, if you want to get your hands off your dicks and onto her signed string bikini, whose strings were wedged in places we can only dream of, grab your December 2011 issue of V-mag at the eBoobStore and enter this contest. DO IT! And then, by all means, please, put your hands back on your dicks and jack. JACK, I say.
Bailey Santanna is one gal who can inspire hundreds of emails.
About two weeks ago, we announced that an autographed copy of Bailey Santanna’s September 2009 Voluptuous was up for grabs for a SECOND time because it was previously unclaimed by the first fan who won it. Something pretty nuts happened.
YOU GUYS WENT APESHIT.
That is the only way to describe the flood of emails we received about this contest. (We even got a picture of a gentleman in a kilt! A special hello to you, boob-loving guy in a skirt!)
With every day that passed, more and more emails came as more of you entered…
and now, we have chosen the lucky winner of this most-sought-after of prizes.
So, G.V.P. of Clifton, Virgina…
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE A WINNER!
We hope that you thoroughly enjoy your prize.
We’d high-five you, but we are pretty sure your hands will be busy.
Thank you to everyone who entered and do not lose faith if you didn’t win this time…
You could win an issue of V-Mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! YUM!
Have you ever heard of the saying, “Their loss is your gain”? Well, today that phrase pays off for all you blog readers. Why? Because we tried to award a certain boob-lover his September 2009 Voluptuous signed by the one and only BAILEY SANTANNA and he gave us the wrong address THREE TIMES. (Way to go, buddy.)
So, this prize is now up for grabs once again. And for those of you who love Bailey, you know what a great prize it is. This lovely lady, star of the movie K-JUGS, is a fan favorite because she is beautiful, busty, horny and a nerd. (She admits to loving Star Trek, and that makes her alright by me!)
So let’s try this again, shall we, gentlemen?
You could win a copy of the September 2009 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey Santanna on the cover) SIGNED BY BAILEY! If you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. I will choose a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag ASAP! The deadline for all entries is Oct. 15, 2010.
Check out the video below of Bailey signing her mag when she visited our studios while filming K-JUGS!
It is has been a while since I have done this but…I HAVE GIVEAWAYS AND GOODIES FOR YOU! YES! YOU!
Okay…so Cherry was here recently, and she and I got to chatting, and then I kind of got lost in the Cherry Brady haze of awesomeness and then EUREKA! It hit me! What if I got Cherry to sign some of her mags and DVDs so I could give them to you? (Naturally, these kind of ideas come to me because I am not only horny but brilliant!) But before I could do that, I had to fulfill my fantasy and get Cherry’s SCORE tank-top soaking wet. I mean, like, dripping. (So I, along with my helpful studio volunteer, squirted Cherry with water continuously.) So all this wetness was happening and then she bent over and let us squirt her pussy and ass. (Yes…you haven’t LIVED until you have gotten Cherry wet. Be jealous of me. Envy me. Wish you were one with her wetness. I can handle your disdain! lol)
After all the wet shirt’ness had subsided, I actually thought of you guys and had her sign her V-Mag covers for the February 2003, November 2004 and September 2005 issues. The February and November issues are SOLD OUT, too, so this makes this giveaway even COOLER because these are super collectors’ items. She also signed a copy of Ultimate Cherry, which RULES, because this DVD is mucho caliente and red-hot horny, like Cherry. *sizzle*
And now, here are the rules and information on how to enter this giveaway. You can only win ONE of FOUR prizes offered in this giveaway. Prizes will be distributed at random. I will be choosing four winners at random and will send you your autographed prizes lickety-split. TO ENTER: Please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words ULTIMATE CHERRY GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! The deadline for all entries is August 18, 2010.
Good luck, boob lovers!
xoxox
Maria
ps. I hope that our long-time blog friend, Viggo, appreciates the shout out. 😉
