Tag Archive: cooking

Tats? What tats? All I see are Dors Feline’s tits

April 18, 2017 by Dave

Squeeze those natural puppies, Dors!

The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.

But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.

By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?

November 23, 2011 by Dave
How about them tomatoes to go with Maggie Green's rather skimpy salad?

Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

At least Denise Derringer is offering us some pie.

Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.