Jasmine Shiraz appears this weekend in a video (today) and photo set (Friday) at SCORELAND wearing a belly dancing costume decorated with coins. She’s the first SCORE model born in Iran, so you could say Jasmine was born to wear it. (Any kind of dancing has been banned in Iran since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. It’s the people’s loss. No jiggles and giggles for them.)
I am breast-struck by the way Jasmine’s 34Fs overwhelmed the sides of her top. It was a new experience for Jersey Girl Jasmine who plays golf and volleyball and usually stretches tank tops when she’s not wearing business attire.
We don’t have a lot of belly dancer action at SCORELAND, but some unforgettable babes have worn the veils. If clothes make the girl, costumes like this can be transformative. Belly dancers are the original exotic dancers.
Ariana was the first girl from Afghanistan to model for SCORE. She put guys in a trance on the Boob Cruise in 2000. I saw that firsthand.
Sophie Mae is a real dance instructor and an expert in the fine art of belly dancing. She taught Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Arianna Sinn some basic hip swivels during the making of Big Boob Finishing School.
Dominno looked like she’d stepped out of a Beirut night club. She’s got the slinky, sexy body of a belly dancer.
And even Southern country gal Autumn-Jade got in on it.
Although we never photographed her in one of her costumes, Sofia Staks has been a trained belly dancer since she was 16 . Her instructors were all famous Egyptian belly dancers, and she designs and sews her own costumes.
When Jasmine first saw the girls on SCORELAND, she said, “I can do that. I wanna do that. I can be one of your girls. That’s what I said.”
And the Boob Brotherhood is glad Jasmine said that.
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!
Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.
It’s me! Your V-mag editor.
Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.
Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!
So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.
Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.
Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.
Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.
Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.
Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.
I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.
What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂
And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.
I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.
Poor Barry. He’s gravely ill. Thank heavens (the hooter heavens) for this heavenly visiting nurse who looks suspiciously like little-but-stacked Lana Ivans.
She will bring him back to health with the advanced medical techniques this chesty nurse has become expert in.
Like checking his temperature by engulfing his meat thermometer with her mouth.
This miraculous healing event can be seen step-by-step at SCORELAND right now. Nine out of 10 doctors would recommend you see it. The tenth doctor was out playing golf.
And while she is revitalizing this poor boob, she doesn’t forget to extract a sperm sample in the form of a hot-jizz injection.
That’s why the title of our SCORE medical story is “The Cream-Filled Busty Nurse.”
By the way, what is the biggest-selling fantasy costume of them all in North America?
According to a recent survey of costume and adult lingerie shops, it’s the nurses’ outfit, sold in a variety of styles from Halloween-party costumes to the only-for-the-bedroom look.
Lana wears hers proudly.
When I’m an 85-year-old geezer, I hope my visiting nurse will look like Lana Ivans.
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
Renee Ross has two big jugs and she’s proud of them.
Screw the turkey. Figuratively speaking, that is. The only three things that really count on a holiday weekend are babes, boobs and brew. And when all three are combined, you are treated to the vision of Renee Ross dressed in a beer-maid outfit from the Oktoberfest school of brew serving. I’ve seen those waitresses slinging seven steins at once, but we didn’t want to wear Renee out, and besides, Renee needed two free hands to peel off and play with herself. If only more tap-yankers looked and acted like Renee, and had kegs like hers, our lives would be so much easier. There are 78 more photos of Renee in “Boobfest” posted on SCORELAND. Bottoms up!
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.
Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!
Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!
Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!
Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.
Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.
Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!
But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol
So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.
Linsey Dawn wants to serve you up an extra helping of titties.
Labor Day Weekend: A time to commemorate all the hard-working laborers who toil in trades that require a lot of elbow grease and sweat. (And it’s a day off for us working, non-laborers, too.)
Here at SCORELAND, we salute hard work as well as the ladies who work it to keep you hard. So to all the busty construction workers, to all the stacked mechanics and to all the hootered waitresses out there, we tip our hats to you and stroke in your honor. Because you launch thousands of boners every day through sheer, naked effort. And your efforts do not go unnoticed. And if by chance you ever tire of your trade…remember, you can always quit your jobs and come model for SCORELAND, which is a labor of love and lust!
(Dear Dave, I see your Arianna Video and I raise you this blog by the one and only Jenna Valentine. I figured the only way to trump a video from the Bahamas was to let Jenna, who was ACTUALLY there, tell you guys what it was like to frolic with the busties. And of course, she has some pics of all the behind the scenes action for you, too. Dave, I may be saying this prematurely, but…I WIN. lol xoxo, Maria 🙂 Take it away, Jenna…)
Jenna Valentine and her debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010.
Jenna Valentine: Sublime in the tropics.
The view of the beach from the girls’ private house in the Bahamas.
Taylor and Jenna get close for comfort.
Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine and Karla James…they want to mount your vessel.
Sailor girl Jenna could inspire a lot of seamen.
Oh, hi, SCORELAND Members!
This is Jenna Valentine, taking over the SCORELAND Blog for a hot mess of a minute. Somehow, I got permission to write a blog about my trip to the Bahamas. But before that, I’d like to officially announce (imagine dramatic royal horns playing!) that I got my first bra fitting! Okay, that’s boring, but the good news is (Well, at least for you guys, not my for my bra-buying wallet!) that I am a 36H! I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I’ve had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who’s a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She’s 5″ and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born.
Okay, enough about my boobs. No just kidding. Let’s talk about more boobs. I was recently asked to take a trip to the Bahamas to pose for SCORE, and I said YES! (Exactly like that, without thinking.) Let’s be honest, I am obviously not one for the sun. Look at me. I have porcelain, fragile, vampire skin. I am also just a little scared of the ocean. (I have a lot of phobias.) However, I’d never turn down a chance to pose with some huge-boobed hotties in a private house on an island. Would you? No. (If your answer was yes, then I don’t know what to think or say about you.)
Let me tell you about the hot ladies I got a chance to bunk with. (This sounds like summer camp! A naked big-boob summer camp.) First, there’s Karla James. Karla looks even more innocent and young in person. She has a very sweet face and her boobs are huge. Gigantic. Bigger than mine! I was shocked. I’ve never met anyone with boobies bigger than mine. She says she’s a G, but I’m thinking GGGGG. Then there’s Taylor Steele, and she is HILARIOUS. She’s the funniest, hottest chick ever…with huge knockers. Her boobs were also bigger than mine. (Seeing a pattern here, guys?) But let’s talk about Arianna Sinn! This girl is the sweetest, most-adorable girl on this planet. I don’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her accent and the way she said some words that made my heart skip a beat! She was my roommate, but unfortunately we did not share a huge bed together. I was sick when I arrived in the Bahamas, so we had separate beds. But if there’s ever a time where I can room with her again, don’t you worry, I’d share a bed with her without even thinking. I’d spoon her with my boobs. Oh, I forgot to mention, Arianna’s tits were the biggest. I’ve never been the one with the smallest boobs in the group. I seriously felt flat-chested next to these girls! It was unbelievable. I came in thinking I had huge boobs, and I was out-boobed by three other girls! Standing next to Taylor, I’d look down at my shirt and go, “Oh.” I was super-disappointed!
I think my favorite part of the trip was actually going into the ocean with these girls. I haven’t been in a bikini or the ocean for about 10 or more years, but why would I ever say no to an opportunity to go jump up and down topless with three other hot chicks with HUGE boobs? We had sand fights, took off our tops, swam in the ocean, rolled over, rubbed sand on each other’s boobs and ran slowly down the beach topless like a topless Baywatch episode.
I had four wonderful days of watching girls get wet in the ocean, rub down their boobs with lotion and baby oil, get hosed down, put on sexy lingerie like garters (which are my absolute favorite!), jump up and down, do cartwheels (Karla did them, though she refused to do it for the camera!), try on bras, rub each other’s boobies, slap each other’s asses and shake their asses, too (That was mostly Taylor, though.).
I’ll miss my three big-boobed girls, and I hope one day we can all do another fun photo shoot! I can’t wait till you guys see us all together in bed in our SCORE tees 🙂 It was like the giant, big-boobed sleepover I always wanted! So ladies, if you’re reading this, I miss you all and I hope one day we can be boob-to-boob again. SCORELAND members, I love you guys and thanks for all your awesome support! I hope you all bought my debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010, and enjoyed it. (I secretly hope I am someone’s new favorite pin-up girl!) I also hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I am the least-serious person so I wanted to make this funny to read!
I can’t wait until you guys get to see our sexy Bahama shoots!
Taylor Wane has the wet dream nurse down to a science.
This letter was published in “Scorecard” #45 back in 2001. It’s one of those topics that never gets dated. At first, letter writer Paul admits it was originally a complaint, but then he does a complete 180.
“As a devotee since 1997, you never stop amazing me with the quality of big titters. But this was going to be a letter of complaint regards the insult to my profession as a nurse. We try to destroy the myth that nurses are sex objects and are therefore the fantasy of men. As a man, I also have the fact that most people think that male nurses are gay. We are not. When I saw the pictorial of Linsey as a nurse, I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ Perfection. Words do not express what happened down below but it was a while before it returned to normal. So maybe I was being a prude. All I can say is would you mind asking SaRenna if she would do a nurse’s pictorial as she is my favorite model of all time.”
This in no way realistically depicts the nursing profession. Unfortunately.
The sexy nurse theme isn’t just used by horny publishers and movie studios. I was reading in a newspaper that the owners of Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona, filed a federal lawsuit against a new Delray Beach, Florida restaurant called Heart Stoppers, claiming that the Florida place is using the medical themes that Heart Attack Grill says it originated. It’ll be interesting to see how this case plays out. It seems to me that the costumed server theme is kinda universal. There have to be restaurants somewhere with waitresses dressed as cheerleaders or plaid-skirted co-eds. In Japan, there are cafes that feature waitresses dressed as French maids.
I love Jezhabelle, but this uniform was too baggy so it didn't make my top five.
Going back to Paul’s letter, A.) I never thought of male nurses as being gay and I didn’t know that people in general do, as Paul claims. B.) I absolutely do think of female nurses, in general, as sex objects. In my own life, I’ve never had a nurse who came close to looking like any of our models, regardless of the uniform. (Probably some lucky dudes have.) But I have seen some sensational-looking clerical staffers in various doctors’ offices. Maybe our friend Renee Ross, who says she wears scrubs in her job as a post-op nurse, will comment about Paul’s statements.
We don’t do lots of nurse-themed shoots. I wish we did more. My own top five SCORELAND nurses are 1) Cindy Cupps; 2) Autumn-Jade; 3) Cherry Brady; 4) Romina Lopez; and 5) Taylor Wane from March ’05 SCORE. Jezhabelle only made runner-up because her uniform was too loose-fitting and she was undressed by the fourth photo in the pictorial. Some nurse sets shot in England with Nicole Peters, Denise Davies and Linsey didn’t work for me at all because the girls wore real British nurse uniforms that couldn’t be any less sexless, not the over-the-top, costume-shop nurse uniforms and FM shoes that even the Heart Attack Grill and Heart Stoppers “nurses” probably would never wear.
I wonder if Paul is still reading SCORE and if he’s approved of all the nurse pictorials that we’re published since he wrote us in 2001. I hope to think so.
Deserves an award for all-time sleaziest nurse outfit.
