Tag Archive: costumes

‘Cos nurses have that healing touch

December 15, 2009 by Elliot James
Jezhabelle: a nurse for all illnesses.

Jezhabelle: a nurse for all illnesses.

When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”

Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.

Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.

Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.

Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.

Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.

There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.

Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service

Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service

Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.

Stacked Sci-Fi Sluts

August 22, 2009 by Maria
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.

Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)

Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol

I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)

I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)

In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.

Don’t you?

But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…

I’d like to hear from you guys about this.

xoxo,

Maria

You can dress ’em up…

July 29, 2009 by Maria
Private Autumn salutes her Sergeant.

Private Autumn salutes her Sergeant.

Chantz Fortune could bust me whenever she wants.

Chantz Fortune could bust me whenever she wants.

Nurse Cindy can make it all better.

Nurse Cindy can make it all better.

We have great debates here at SCORELAND. Sometimes we argue over who our best newcomer is and sometimes it’s about which photos go to SCORE Mag and which ones come to me at V-Mag. Sometimes we get into heated discussions about projects that are in the pipeline,and it can get pretty nuts if we start talking about tits. (Dave claims that although I have all the “equipment,” he knows how to use it. I usually roll my eyes at this and ask him to cease and desist. lol)

Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.

Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.

Lately, we’ve had all these heated discussions about big-titted chicks in costumes. (I think this was sparked by a blog comment about chicks in military garb.) I, for one, am a fan of hot babes with their giant boobs stuffed into tight, little costumes. (I’m a big fan of juggy cops. Maybe because I would like to be “busted” by a busty officer? Hmm?)

Some would argue that costumes aren’t necessary, but I think that big-boobed construction workers, chefs, schoolgirls, and nurses are the stuff of wet dreams. Don’t you? So, I want to hear from you guys. Are hooters in fantasy garb your cup of tea? If so, what kind of costumes turn you on? I’d love to know. – Maria