Today is a magical day because Arianna Sinn’s masturbatorial masterpiece is posting to SCORELAND, and it will make you harder than a diamond in an icestorm. (Oh, yeah!)
I need to stress to you guys HOW GOOD this video is.
It’s good. Oh, man, it is horny, horny, horny goodness. She rubs those titties. She talks dirty to you. She rolls around, rubbing cream on her tatas and pussy, and then she cums for you. It’s intimate. It’s fucking porntastic! It’s sinfully amazing.
Arianna is so luscious and sexy and soft-spoken that you will want to fuck her and then, (Yeah, I’m going to say it, so brace yourselves.) cuddle with her. You will want to spoon with this gorgeous lady. But not to worry, with a sexy, curvy sex kitten like Arianna, spooning always leads to forking. (Insert drums and cymbals here for that cheesey joke…ba-da-dum-doosh! lol)
And because I am feeling generous, (Maybe because I am in some sort of post-horny haze from all the Arianna-ness today.) I am giving you this extra video of tomorrow’s goodness. Yes, I am like the patron saint of behind-the-scenes footage. Check out the video below! To me, the best parts are all the girl-on-girl jiggling and tit-kissing! And the part where all four girls are jumping around in bed together. It’s like the busty sleepover of my dreams.
Enjoy it, gentlemen. These titties in paradise will keep you cumming and cumming and cumming.
Today at SCORELAND, 18-year-old natural Lucy Laistner squirts cream onto her tits. I like that. I hope that one day, some lucky guy shoots his cream all over her tits for all the world to see.
Now, many of you out there are going to take what I just wrote and interpret it as if it’s in code. You may be thinking, “Dave knows something we don’t. She’s going to do boy-girl.”
But I don’t know anything you don’t. I have no idea if Lucy will one day go all the way on-camera. I hope she does. Will she? Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay, I take that back. I do know something you don’t:
• Minka returned this week. We shot three days of solo and hardcore photos and video. Yes, THE Minka. The one and only.
• Selena Adams is scheduled to return. She’s on our calendar for later this month.
• I’m 99% sure who’s going to win SCORE Model of the Decade and who the new Hall of Fame inductee will be. But if I tell you, Elliot’s going to have to kill me, and I don’t want him to go to prison.
Oh, by the way: Did anyone see Salma Hayek on the Golden Globes a few weeks ago? Holy shit! She either had a boob job or a late-in-life growth spurt (she’s 53). Which one was it? Is there a Golden Globe for best tits? There should be. I mean, it’s called the Golden Globes.
There’ll be no crying over spilt milk this weekend as beautiful H-cupper Milly Marks pours cream all over her gorgeous breasts on Saturday at SCORELAND and oils them up Friday at XLGirls.com. Photos and videos of both scenes, of course, because that’s how we roll.
Has any newcomer ever had a better first year than Milly had in 2017? She went all the way, did her first girl-girl (with Codi Vore) and her first threesome. Finished off the year with her first anal scene. Is a DP scene in her future?
Best new tits of 2017?
Could be!
Is Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year or XXX Performer of the Year or both in her near-future? Could be.
Anyway, enjoy your weekend with Milly, and if you’re already planning next weekend, there is one thing I need to tell you: Shara Lopez hardcore.
Aurora Rose should be entering wet T-shirt and extreme bikini contests with that body. Just saying.
She’s found a secret place outdoors to get naked and pour milk all over herself.
The English dairy queen is very chatty as the moo-juice runs down her soft skin. The British slang word “saucy” applies here. Aurora’s accent is also very saucy and creamy. I don’t know about you, but I find girls with accents sexy. British accents vary depending on what part of the United Kingdom the person’s from. Aurora was born in London although I don’t know if she grew up there.
Aurora practices yoga and meditation. She’s into crystals and Tantra. Do those New Age interests remind you of someone else?
If you look up “busty goddess” in your dictionary (for those of you who still have a dictionary), you’ll find a picture of Juliana Simms. It’s right next to the pictures of Joana Bliss and Maya Milano. Juliana has the same kind of natural, shining and happy personality as Joana and Maya.
Bubbly and bouncy Juliana told us the pet name her friends call her.
“They call me ‘Juliana Boobs.'”
Okay, it may not be creative as nicknames go, but it has a nice zing to it and it’s certainly no lie.
One of the top 20 names in the Model Directory, Juliana brings that bouncing and bubbling to SCORELAND today…with cream on it.
Alexya has creamy boobs even when she doesn't have cream on them.
Edit magazines and websites for a while and you quickly catch on that there are differences between people in different parts of the world. Europeans tends to like hirsute models more than Americans do. The British strongly favor naturally stacked models; most Americans are okay with big tits of any kinds although there is a slight lean towards naturals.
And then there’s the subject of food on breasts. Splodging, it’s called. The Brits love it. It’s a big deal. Americans seem to be split on the issue. A lot of guys don’t want anything distracting their view of a girl’s tits. A lot of guys think food on boobs is hot.
Here’s the beautiful Alexya in an outtake from her photo set and video that goes live today at SCORELAND. Where do you stand on the subject of tits and food? Is a little bit of splodging okay? Is a complete mess fine by you? Have you ever eaten whipped cream or another food off a girl’s tits?
Oiling. Like it? Love it? Don’t give a hoot? The clear stuff that turns a hot chick’s body into a shining work of art. It drips off the tips of her nipples and cascades down her thighs and calves.
Valory: slip-slide off this.
Maserati: oils well.
Minka: one bottle doesn’t cover one tit.
Or maybe enjoying a girl rub white lotion into her big boobs is the way to go. When a fine pair looks like a jizz bomb hit them.
Natalie Fiore goos down.
May lotion showers bring Cynthia Flowers.
Taylor Steele rubs and buffs.
What are your thoughts, tit lovers? Oil? Cream? Or nothing?
With her black brassiere, panties, pumps and stockings, Michelle Bond looks prepared for the bedroom. But Michelle is on a terrace with sunny, blue skies in the background.
Then there’s that thin chain connecting her wrists to her neck. It’s kinky-looking.
There’s also a saucer of milk on the terrace floor. It’s waiting for this Brit kitten to lap it like a good pussy cat in this new scene starting tomorrow at SCORELAND.
