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Joana Gets Her Bliss On

January 27, 2022 by Elliot James

“I have a positive personality because of my meditation and my Yoga,” said the one and only Joana Bliss. “I was 16 years old when I started. I think everyone should practice these ancient ways.”

Joana shows off some of her daily practices in today’s new video and photo set.

Here’s a pop quiz for you. Don’t cheat by looking it up. In what year did Joana first appear in Voluptuous magazine?

2005
2008
2004
2003

And while I’m Blissing out over Joana today, here are two group photos suitable for framing.

I don’t know what Joana’s Yoga pose is called but I like it.

Valory, Hitomi, Sha & Joana.

Bozena, Kelly Kay, Crisa, Joana, Eden & Florri.

 

Upcoming big-boob birthdays at SCORELAND. A holiday of hooters.

December 15, 2014 by Elliot James

Happy birthday to Marie Leone Dec. 14, Denise Derringer Dec. 16, Ashley Bond Dec. 16, Noelle Easton Dec. 17, Beverly Paige Dec. 17, Tiffany Towers Dec. 19, Alana Ambrose Dec. 22, Rocki Roads Dec. 22, Victoria Lane Dec. 22, Annina Dec. 22, Kelly Christiansen Dec. 22, Mercedes Mounds Dec. 23, Desiree Dec. 24, Roxi Red Dec. 24, Lilith Dec. 24, Fantasia Dec. 25, Cherry Brady Dec. 25, Jeannine Oldfield Dec. 25, Crisa Dec. 25, Goldie Blair Dec. 26, Angel Eyes Dec. 26, Rene Love Dec. 28, Audee Dec. 28, Lanea Love Dec. 29, Faith Stevens Dec. 29, Erin Ireland Dec. 29, Alexis Amore Dec. 29, Harmony Sweet Dec. 30, Nikki Jaye Dec. 30, Mischel Lee Dec. 31 and Holly Halston Dec. 31. None of the ladies in this group need padded bras.

 

A salute to Romania, land of chesty charmers

August 17, 2012 by Elliot James

The 9th largest nation in the European Union bordered by Hungary, Serbia, Moldavia, Bulgaria and Ukraine.

A country with a rich, complex history.

And a place where many fine-looking, big-boobed ladies live.

We know because we photograph them; sometimes there, sometimes elsewhere, because they take their clothes off.

When getting ready to publish Roxanne Miller’s latest pictures and video the other day, I thought about Romania and what it means to me.

Had I known about their natural resources, I’d have moved there years ago.

Not oil. I mean Lana Ivans, Joana and others.

Here’s our salute to this great nation.

I need more of them for SCORELAND. And I love their accents.

They get a Gold Medal for contributing so many awesome dolls.

Just tell me who to mail it to.

 

Eden’s new look

June 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Eden Mor July '11 SCORE

Eden Mor July '11 SCORE

Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.

Quite a collection here.

Quite a collection here.

After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.

This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.

Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.

Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.

Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.

Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.