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Olivia Jackson does have big...eyes.
He said: “What big eyes you have.”
She said: “My eyes are up here!”
On this was built a funny T-shirt empire.
A thousand men took part in a study to determine what men look at first when they check out a woman, and boobs were not first on their automatic list.
Eyes, smiles and then breasts were the top three out of 10.
The study was commissioned by–who else?–Murine Eye Drops.
Murine’s spokesperson concluded, “Eyes usually tell us a lot about a person so we aren’t surprised that eyes are what draws us to the opposite sex. This study almost crushes the common stereotype that the first thing men look at is a woman’s chest, however it came third on the list so it’s not quite a changed habit.”
Girls love a man who wears this shirt. Off-topic, isn't that great cameltoe at left?
In 2002, Crystal Gunns took a big lead in the voting for Newcomer of the Year and held off Annie Swanson to win.
Annie Swanson staged a huge late comeback and almost won 2002 Newcomer of the Year.
Today at SCORELAND, a little video called “The Breast of SCORELAND Newcomers 2014.” Tomorrow at SCORELAND, your last chance to vote in the 2014 SCORE and V-mag Awards.
A quick update on some of the categories:
For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, we experienced a reprise, of sorts, of the 2002 voting, when slim ‘n’ stacked Crystal Gunns narrowly held off a late charge from a natural, Annie Swanson. This time around, it’s Amy Anderssen and Lily Madison going tit-to-tit with Tigerr Benson and Angel Wicky not far behind.
For SCORE Model of the Year, will Hitomi become the first to win back-to-back titles (and three SCORE awards in a row)? That could very well happen, but Sha Rizel and Sheridan Love are hot on her tail (and her tits).
And for Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Alana Lace, Jennica Lynn, Vanessa Y. and Maya Milano are too close to call. So I’ll just keep staring at their big naturals.
The final days of voting could very well decide all three awards, so if you haven’t voted, vote now.
June '14 SCORE now at eBoobStore and your favorite newsstand.
The May 2014 SCORE magazine has arrived and with it the winners of the annual contests.
Get your copy today.
The winners are:
Hitomi: Model of the Year
Sha Rizel: Newcomer of the Year
Minka: Hardcore Performer of the Year
Crystal Gunns: our 20th Hall of Fame inductee
The big book of big boobs.
Colt at the Booby Trap club in Miami, 2001.
I don’t know why the name Colt 45 popped into my head this morning. It’s not her birthday. I’m not expecting the phone to ring today and hear her voice.
I mean the three-time SCORE magazine covergirl and former feature dancer. Not the malt liquor. You SCORE veterans remember her well.
I haven’t heard from Colt 45 or anything about her in a long time. I haven’t seen Colt since 2007. Colt was never one for emails and I’d be shocked if she was on any of those social network sites because she doesn’t seem the social networking type, Tweeting every day.
Colt used to talk about the glory days of big-bust feature dancing in the 1990s and she really loved the action, traveling from city to city. She enjoyed the guys who came out to see her at places like Private Eyes in New York City. She enjoyed the camaraderie between her fellow dancers when she got together with them for a midnight meal after their shows. Every dancer I know loves her, from Alyssa Alps to Minka.
How many SCORE Girls can you name?
I used to go to Flashdancers and other clubs to see SCORE Girls perform on stage. Those were great years, starting around 1989 and lasting through the ’90s until most club managers stopped booking the big-bust dancers in the 2000’s.
The dancers that were stacked like Colt built a personal following from being on the road and featuring at clubs three weeks a month that today’s web-cam models sitting in their bedrooms can never experience.
Colt in the dressing room at Flashdancers, Christmas 2000.
One of the last shows Colt did was in 2006 at an event called “Boobapalooza” at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado. She was with Maxi Mounds, Crystal Gunns and Kayla Kupcakes. This may have been the last of the mega-busty group shows at a strip club. Except for a handful of busty feature dancers such as Stephanie Stalls, the party’s over. For now, anyway. I was happy to hear from one of our readers that he recently met Rachel Rocketts dancing in a club called Bouzouki in Detroit.
I hope Colt’s enjoying life back in Corpus Christi, Texas and doing her two favorite things: renovating and selling houses and fishing. Yes, Colt 45 likes to fish. The only model I ever met who likes to fish. I can imagine Colt wearing those long wading boots and a fisherman’s hat. And nothing else.
Colt put the boom in boom-boom.
Bella French…now that's a SCORE body!
The question I asked last week was, “Who will win the 2013 SCORE Awards?”
Right now, I don’t have an answer. The magazine readers are in the early stages of voting, and the SCORELAND ballot box hasn’t opened yet.
But I have some clues.
I am going to be shocked if Sha Rizel doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year, and the voting is certainly trending her way. But Bella French is getting a lot of action, as are Roxi Red and Rockell. I expect Sha to hold on, but who knows? Back in 2002, Crystal Gunns had a huge early lead for Newcomer of the Year, but Annie Swanson nearly caught her.
Lana's bigger rack makes her a contender.
Hitomi is trying to pull off the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, something that has been done several times before (can you name the models who have won SCORE Newcomer and Model in consecutive years?). But it looks like the competition is going to be stiffer than a SCORE Man jacking to Hitomi. Lana Ivans, who had a boob growth spurt last year, Melissa Manning, 2012 Model of the Year Valory Irene, Daylene Rio and perennial favorite Angela White are getting a lot of votes.
Siri is worth a fuck and many votes.
The voting for XXX Performer of the Year is always interesting because a lot of the magazine readers only saw the girls in XXX pictorials while most SCORELAND voters have seen the girls in video action. This one is too close to call. Who’s winning? Depends on the day you ask me. Today, Siri is winning. Yesterday, Minka was winning. The day before, Daylene Rio was winning. Krystal Swift has been near the top, too.
As for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I have to admit, I’m rooting for Crystal Gunns or Cindy Cupps to get in. This could be the year for one of them. But who’s right near the top? Colt 45, Dawn Stone and Julia Miles.
The voting continues. I’ll keep you updated.
Sha Rizel has the early lead for Newcomer of the Year.
Will this be a runaway year for SCORE Newcomer of the Year? Or will Sha Rizel have some competition?
Hitomi is trying to go rack-to-rack.
Can Hitomi become the next girl to win Model of the Year one year after she won Newcomer of the Year?
Will Crystal Gunns finally find her way into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? Or will Cindy Cupps (who discovered Crystal) or Julia Miles take her place?
Will Daylene Rio’s super-sized tits and ass earn her XXX Performer of the Year?
Side note: If Daylene wins, it might not be because her tits and ass are bigger. It might be because, very simply, she sucks and fucks a lot more lustfully than she used to.
Daylene Rio is bringing on the heat.
The voting is underway for the 2013 SCORE Awards. Magazine readers are already sending in their ballots. Website members will have their chance soon. Here are the finalists.
Cindy (left) and Crystal: There's only room for one.
Newcomer of the Year (for girls who debuted in the 2013 publishing year): Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Holly Brooks, Lolly Ink, Rockell, Roxi Red, Sha Rizel and Sirale.
Model of the Year (for non-newcomers who appeared in SCORE in 2013): Angela White, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Joana, Kelly Christiansen, Lana Ivans, Leanne Crow, Maggie Green, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Valory Irene.
XXX Performer of the Year (for girls who fucked in SCORE in 2013): Claudia Kealoha, Daylene Rio, Kelly Christiansen, Krystal Swift, Maggie Green, Maserati, Minka, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Stephanie Stalls.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame (for retired SCORE Girls): Busty Brianna, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Kelly Kay, Maxi Mounds and Morgan Leigh.
I’ll have a voting update next week.
On this day, June 14, I looked into the SCORE Archive for some flag wavers in honor of Flag Day.
This is the SCORE way of honoring the American flag, and these honeys wave their big flags well.
Flag Day in Australia is September 3, but Angela White has brought a lot of happiness to American boob-men, so I’ve added her too.
Kayla & Maxi.
10 years ago today at SCORELAND.
The August 2003 issue of SCORE was posted at SCORELAND on May 30th, 2003, ten years ago today. I was looking at the line-up of hot babes and the way-back machine in my brain began spinning its dials.
It was a big month for the C word. No, not that C word.
I mean names beginning with C, either first name or surname.
Let’s do a head count on May 30th, 2013 and catch up.
Crystal and Cindy are retired. Don’t know what Chesty, Claudia, Cassitty, Ashley, Holly and Hana are up to these days. Josie Hernandez still models and is now known as Monica Mendez. (She also became a photographer herself.) Kiki Daire started modeling again just recently. Casey does web-cam shows on the net. Lorna is raising her three kids in Wales. Mary Carey has been doing the strip club circuit. She was dancing in south Florida recently.
And that’s how it was, ten years back.
Kooky Mary Carey.
Claudia, an Arizona dancer.
A pretty girl, a pole, a sunny day.
No, not pole as in man-pole.
Pole as in a vertical metal pole.
Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.
It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.
Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole. Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.
When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.
Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.
Crystal Gunns works that pole.
Deborah Blue, now-retired German pole-wrapper.
Persia Monir, Florida stripper.
Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.
Wearing Daisy Dukes or what's left of them.
Subject of my next book, "Profiles In Cleavage."
Happy Birthday to Crystal Gunns born March 20th.