Tag Archive: Crystal Gunns
May 31, 2021 by Elliot James
Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.
Superwoman Lacey Legends.
First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”
Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.
Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.
“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”
Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.
Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.
Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”
Halloween art by Pauly.
Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.
Eye candy for the male brain.
“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.
Merilyn is Matt’s muse.
April 22, 2019 by Elliot James
Boners can only thrive and stiffen in the lovely hands and between the big breasts of stacked beauties. Karina Hart did it once and only once. Crystal Gunns did it one time and never again. Cindy Cupps did it once and never again. Elaina Gregory only once. Morgan Leigh did it one time only on the beach. Merilyn Sakova did it (well, with a latex cock).
Every girl has her own sweet style. It was big news when Valory Irene did a Tits & Tugs for the first and last time. I love that accent and how Valory says “Fuck my tits.”
Now and then, guys will write in with requests for a big-boobed porn star Tits & Tugs scene but with more tit-fucking than hand tugging. Some of the names suggested include Minka, Danielle Derek and Tigerr Benson. I think it’s kinda interesting because those girls do full XXX, but what the fans want is just tit-fucking.
February 17, 2019 by Elliot James
The answers are yes and yes.
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The newest addition to the BigBoobBundle is Stacy Vandenberg (with special guest Maria Body).
For a complete list of the girls and the sites, click here.
Just added to the BigBoobBundle: Stacy Vandenberg.
April 8, 2015 by Elliot James
Olivia Jackson does have big...eyes.
He said: “What big eyes you have.”
She said: “My eyes are up here!”
On this was built a funny T-shirt empire.
A thousand men took part in a study to determine what men look at first when they check out a woman, and boobs were not first on their automatic list.
Eyes, smiles and then breasts were the top three out of 10.
The study was commissioned by–who else?–Murine Eye Drops.
Murine’s spokesperson concluded, “Eyes usually tell us a lot about a person so we aren’t surprised that eyes are what draws us to the opposite sex. This study almost crushes the common stereotype that the first thing men look at is a woman’s chest, however it came third on the list so it’s not quite a changed habit.”
Girls love a man who wears this shirt. Off-topic, isn't that great cameltoe at left?
December 30, 2014 by Dave
In 2002, Crystal Gunns took a big lead in the voting for Newcomer of the Year and held off Annie Swanson to win.
Annie Swanson staged a huge late comeback and almost won 2002 Newcomer of the Year.
Today at SCORELAND, a little video called “The Breast of SCORELAND Newcomers 2014.” Tomorrow at SCORELAND, your last chance to vote in the 2014 SCORE and V-mag Awards.
A quick update on some of the categories:
For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, we experienced a reprise, of sorts, of the 2002 voting, when slim ‘n’ stacked Crystal Gunns narrowly held off a late charge from a natural, Annie Swanson. This time around, it’s Amy Anderssen and Lily Madison going tit-to-tit with Tigerr Benson and Angel Wicky not far behind.
For SCORE Model of the Year, will Hitomi become the first to win back-to-back titles (and three SCORE awards in a row)? That could very well happen, but Sha Rizel and Sheridan Love are hot on her tail (and her tits).
And for Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Alana Lace, Jennica Lynn, Vanessa Y. and Maya Milano are too close to call. So I’ll just keep staring at their big naturals.
The final days of voting could very well decide all three awards, so if you haven’t voted, vote now.
March 17, 2014 by Elliot James
June '14 SCORE now at eBoobStore and your favorite newsstand.
The May 2014 SCORE magazine has arrived and with it the winners of the annual contests.
Get your copy today.
Drumroll, please.
The winners are:
Hitomi: Model of the Year
Sha Rizel: Newcomer of the Year
Minka: Hardcore Performer of the Year
Crystal Gunns: our 20th Hall of Fame inductee
Congratulations!
The big book of big boobs.
January 30, 2014 by Elliot James
Colt at the Booby Trap club in Miami, 2001.
I don’t know why the name Colt 45 popped into my head this morning. It’s not her birthday. I’m not expecting the phone to ring today and hear her voice.
I mean the three-time SCORE magazine covergirl and former feature dancer. Not the malt liquor. You SCORE veterans remember her well.
I haven’t heard from Colt 45 or anything about her in a long time. I haven’t seen Colt since 2007. Colt was never one for emails and I’d be shocked if she was on any of those social network sites because she doesn’t seem the social networking type, Tweeting every day.
Colt used to talk about the glory days of big-bust feature dancing in the 1990s and she really loved the action, traveling from city to city. She enjoyed the guys who came out to see her at places like Private Eyes in New York City. She enjoyed the camaraderie between her fellow dancers when she got together with them for a midnight meal after their shows. Every dancer I know loves her, from Alyssa Alps to Minka.
How many SCORE Girls can you name?
I used to go to Flashdancers and other clubs to see SCORE Girls perform on stage. Those were great years, starting around 1989 and lasting through the ’90s until most club managers stopped booking the big-bust dancers in the 2000’s.
The dancers that were stacked like Colt built a personal following from being on the road and featuring at clubs three weeks a month that today’s web-cam models sitting in their bedrooms can never experience.
Colt in the dressing room at Flashdancers, Christmas 2000.
One of the last shows Colt did was in 2006 at an event called “Boobapalooza” at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado. She was with Maxi Mounds, Crystal Gunns and Kayla Kupcakes. This may have been the last of the mega-busty group shows at a strip club. Except for a handful of busty feature dancers such as Stephanie Stalls, the party’s over. For now, anyway. I was happy to hear from one of our readers that he recently met Rachel Rocketts dancing in a club called Bouzouki in Detroit.
I hope Colt’s enjoying life back in Corpus Christi, Texas and doing her two favorite things: renovating and selling houses and fishing. Yes, Colt 45 likes to fish. The only model I ever met who likes to fish. I can imagine Colt wearing those long wading boots and a fisherman’s hat. And nothing else.
Colt put the boom in boom-boom.
November 29, 2013 by Dave
The question I asked last week was, “Who will win the 2013 SCORE Awards?”
Right now, I don’t have an answer. The magazine readers are in the early stages of voting, and the SCORELAND ballot box hasn’t opened yet.
But I have some clues.
I am going to be shocked if Sha Rizel doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year, and the voting is certainly trending her way. But Bella French is getting a lot of action, as are Roxi Red and Rockell. I expect Sha to hold on, but who knows? Back in 2002, Crystal Gunns had a huge early lead for Newcomer of the Year, but Annie Swanson nearly caught her.
Lana’s bigger rack makes her a contender.
Hitomi is trying to pull off the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, something that has been done several times before (can you name the models who have won SCORE Newcomer and Model in consecutive years?). But it looks like the competition is going to be stiffer than a SCORE Man jacking to Hitomi. Lana Ivans, who had a boob growth spurt last year, Melissa Manning, 2012 Model of the Year Valory Irene, Daylene Rio and perennial favorite Angela White are getting a lot of votes.
Siri is worth a fuck and many votes.
The voting for XXX Performer of the Year is always interesting because a lot of the magazine readers only saw the girls in XXX pictorials while most SCORELAND voters have seen the girls in video action. This one is too close to call. Who’s winning? Depends on the day you ask me. Today, Siri is winning. Yesterday, Minka was winning. The day before, Daylene Rio was winning. Krystal Swift has been near the top, too.
As for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I have to admit, I’m rooting for Crystal Gunns or Cindy Cupps to get in. This could be the year for one of them. But who’s right near the top? Colt 45, Dawn Stone and Julia Miles.
The voting continues. I’ll keep you updated.
November 23, 2013 by Dave
Sha Rizel has the early lead for Newcomer of the Year.
Will this be a runaway year for SCORE Newcomer of the Year? Or will Sha Rizel have some competition?
Hitomi is trying to go rack-to-rack.
Can Hitomi become the next girl to win Model of the Year one year after she won Newcomer of the Year?
Will Crystal Gunns finally find her way into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? Or will Cindy Cupps (who discovered Crystal) or Julia Miles take her place?
Will Daylene Rio’s super-sized tits and ass earn her XXX Performer of the Year?
Side note: If Daylene wins, it might not be because her tits and ass are bigger. It might be because, very simply, she sucks and fucks a lot more lustfully than she used to.
Daylene Rio is bringing on the heat.
The voting is underway for the 2013 SCORE Awards. Magazine readers are already sending in their ballots. Website members will have their chance soon. Here are the finalists.
Cindy (left) and Crystal: There's only room for one.
Newcomer of the Year (for girls who debuted in the 2013 publishing year): Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Holly Brooks, Lolly Ink, Rockell, Roxi Red, Sha Rizel and Sirale.
Model of the Year (for non-newcomers who appeared in SCORE in 2013): Angela White, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Joana, Kelly Christiansen, Lana Ivans, Leanne Crow, Maggie Green, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Valory Irene.
XXX Performer of the Year (for girls who fucked in SCORE in 2013): Claudia Kealoha, Daylene Rio, Kelly Christiansen, Krystal Swift, Maggie Green, Maserati, Minka, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Stephanie Stalls.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame (for retired SCORE Girls): Busty Brianna, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Kelly Kay, Maxi Mounds and Morgan Leigh.
I’ll have a voting update next week.
June 14, 2013 by Elliot James
On this day, June 14, I looked into the SCORE Archive for some flag wavers in honor of Flag Day.
This is the SCORE way of honoring the American flag, and these honeys wave their big flags well.
Flag Day in Australia is September 3, but Angela White has brought a lot of happiness to American boob-men, so I’ve added her too.
Rockell.
Summer.
Amber.
Crystal.
Kayla & Maxi.
Angie.
