Tag Archive: Crystal Gunns

Ten years ago at SCORELAND

May 30, 2013 by Elliot James

10 years ago today at SCORELAND.

The August 2003 issue of SCORE was posted at SCORELAND on May 30th, 2003, ten years ago today. I was looking at the line-up of hot babes and the way-back machine in my brain began spinning its dials.

It was a big month for the C word. No, not that C word.

I mean names beginning with C, either first name or surname.

Ashley Evans

Casey James

Cassitty

Chesty Sweet

Cindy Cupps

Crystal Gunns

Hana Cekova.

Holly Halston

Josie Hernandez

Kiki Daire

Lorna Morgan

Mary Carey

Let’s do a head count on May 30th, 2013 and catch up.

Crystal and Cindy are retired. Don’t know what Chesty, Claudia, Cassitty, Ashley, Holly and Hana are up to these days. Josie Hernandez still models and is now known as Monica Mendez. (She also became a photographer herself.) Kiki Daire started modeling again just recently. Casey does web-cam shows on the net. Lorna is raising her three kids in Wales. Mary Carey has been doing the strip club circuit. She was dancing in south Florida recently.

And that’s how it was, ten years back.

Kooky Mary Carey.

Claudia, an Arizona dancer.

Casey James.

 

When big boobs wrap around a pole, magic happens

March 25, 2013 by Elliot James

A pretty girl, a pole, a sunny day.

No, not pole as in man-pole.

Pole as in a vertical metal pole.

Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.

It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.

Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole.  Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.

 When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.

Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns works that pole.

Deborah Blue, now-retired German pole-wrapper.

Persia Monir, Florida stripper.

 

Today at SCORELAND: A girl who’s got it coming and going

March 19, 2013 by Elliot James

Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.

Wearing Daisy Dukes or what's left of them.

Subject of my next book, "Profiles In Cleavage."

Happy Birthday to Crystal Gunns born March 20th.

Newcomer to XLGirls.com: Kendra Lee Ryan

March 1, 2013 by Elliot James

Who’s this cutie? She’s Kendra Lee Ryan from California.

Kendra is new and eager. Her first debut solo and a very horny XXX fuck scene are now showing at XLGirls.com.

I don’t know if Kendra knew about XLGirls magazine or knew about the website before the studio connected with her. When I saw the shots that she first emailed to the studio, I hit the Like button.

“I only wear a bra when it’s really needed. I love wearing low-cut tops and tube-tops. I even make my own!” Kendra said.

I always say that a girl who makes her own tube tops is a girl who’s proud of her tits.

She’s worked at retail jobs and she was an exotic dancer for a while. She’s now an ex-exotic dancer but the strong pole skills remain. She demonstrates this in her first video.

It’s an action-packed start for a newbie and she wasn’t bragging when she said she loves man-juice. After her fuck buddy gives Kendra a big facial, she licks her fingers clean staring at the camera.

“Real women swallow,” says Kendra. “Plus I love the taste of cum!’

Kendra has the same appetite for cum as another recent XL Girl, Jasmine Jones, a wife from Texas.

Kendra Lee Ryan: Eager, willing and horny.

Girls who have big boobs wear the funniest T-shirts

December 20, 2012 by Elliot James

SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

But it gives me a kick to read ’em!

Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.

Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)

Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”

That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.

I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.

Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns

Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane

Colt 45

Cynthia Romero

Sunshine

Vixen LaMoore

Felicia Clover

 

 

The February 2013 issue of Voluptuous has hit the newsstands! MERRY TITMAS!

December 15, 2012 by Maria

The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!

For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,

the wait is OVER!

The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!

And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!

And who doesn’t love those, right?

There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.

Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!

And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!

You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!

For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.

Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.

And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!

AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!

Isn’t technology fucking awesome?

This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.

And by warm, I mean hard as a rock and strokin’.

Check it out now on the eBoobStore!

Merry TITMAS! May boobs bless us all, everyone!

xoxox

Maria

 

How the voting is shaping up for the 2012 SCORE Awards

December 7, 2012 by Dave

I would really like to know how the conversation went when Minka asked her teammates to vote for her for Hardcore Performer of the Year.

You have just 24 days remaining until the ballot box closes at SCORELAND for the 2012 SCORE Awards. We’ve been busy counting the votes (thousands of them have been pouring in at the website and also from SCORE readers), and here’s a look at how the races are shaping up.

For Newcomer of the Year, it’s looking like a two-way race between Hitomi and Siri, which doesn’t surprise me at all. I actually thought Hitomi would be an easy winner, but then Elliot said he thought Siri would win, so that led to a little lunch bet. Sabrina Linn, Melissa Manning and Estelle Taylor are in the running, too, but they have a lot of ground to make up between now and midnight on December 31.

For Model of the Year, I’ve never seen a year in which the voting was so close, and if you asked me right now who I think is going to win, I’d say, “Who knows?” Valory Irene, Angela White, Venera, Leanne Crow, Beshine, Eva Notty…they’re all getting a lot of support, and who’s ahead depends on the day, even the hour.

For Hardcore Performer of the Year (the one award in which you really have to fuck your way to the top), another close race is brewing among Daylene Rio, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Desiree, Kitana Flores and Minka. Speaking of Minka, I just received a package with about 15 ballots from members of Minka’s tennis team, all voting for their teammate for Hardcore Performer of the Year.

Finally, the Hall of Fame: I have high hopes that Alyssa Alps is finally going to get admitted, but don’t look now because Cindy Cupps, Sammie, Crystal Gunns and Colt 45 are breathing right down her bra straps.

As I said, the ballot box closes at midnight on December 31. Winners will be announced in the May 2013 issue of SCORE…unless I decide to leak the results before then.

 

Kissin’ Cousins 2

November 3, 2012 by Elliot James

I was going over the new SCOREVideos.com posting of new model Sophia Jewel. Deja vu hit. Who did she remind me of? Not in body or boobs but in face?

Lacey Legends.

Sophia reminded me of big-boobed body-builder and lap dancer Lacey, now retired. (Sophia is a really hot piece of ass in her fuck scene, by the way. Just throwing that out there.)

So I went through SCORELAND and pulled a few others who reminded me of another SCORE or V-mag Girl. I did something similar in a Blog in November, 2009.

And this is who I came up with.

Dolly and Crystal Gunns (who sound alike, too)

Micky Bells and Kelly Kay

Aspen and Slone Ryder

Sabrina Linn and Morgan Leigh

Sophia Jewel

Lacey Legends

Sabrina Linn

Morgan Leigh

Slone Ryder

Aspen

Kelly Kay

Micky Bells

Crystal Gunns

Dolly

Why this might be a very good week to check out SCORELAND2

September 26, 2012 by Dave

Gianna and Lorna have that look in their eyes.

I haven’t written about SCORELAND2 in a while, mostly because there has been so much going on at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com that I haven’t gotten around to it. But that doesn’t mean SCORELAND2 has been forgotten. Not by a longshot. In fact, Elliot and I devote considerable time to SCORELAND2, partly because it’s a new project and partly because we take the site so personally. Elliot and I hand-pick the scenes one-by-one, and then when it’s time for a scene to go up, one of us writes the accompanying copy and adds a personal touch. That’s why I was pleased when the review website AdultReviews.com said, “Every update in the library had a pretty long write-up to go along with it. This is a well written piece about the model and the shoot, usually. It’s a glimpse behind the scenes and most of these short stories offered some interesting information about the model, the shoot, or both.”

Good. I’m glad they noticed. And I hope that’s part of the reason SCORELAND2 has exceeded our expectations.

Anyway, enough of that. I’m writing about SCORELAND2 because this has been (and will continue to be) a very interesting week at our newest website.

Monday: Short ‘n’ stacked natural Rachel Love got fucked by two guys in her scene from the DVD Mamazon.

If Amazon.com sold Lori Pleasure, I'd pay for expedited shipping

Tuesday: Gianna Rossi and Lorna Morgan tit-to-tit in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a highly unusual matchup of a full-fledged porn star and a girl who has never so much as inserted a dildo in her pussy on-camera. I watched this scene again yesterday, and I was again amazed by the level of heat. I wrote, “At a few points, it looks as if Gianna was tempted to go down on Lorna’s pussy. She doesn’t, but you know what? I’m not sure Lorna would have stopped her. She was that into it.”

As I suspected, club managers get all the good pussy.

Wednesday: Lori Pleasure as a sex-bot who comes to life and gets ass-fucked. In her personal life, Lori loves to dress like a slut, and I still have fond memories of the time when she told me about how she would wear ultra-short skirts in public and the look on people’s faces when they realized that the jewelry dangling from below her hem had to be attached to her pussy. For some reason, that’s hot.

Cindy and Crystal checking out the sights on South Beach.

Thursday: 50plus Persia Monir as a stripper who fucks the club manager to get a job. Big-titted Persia is one of the hottest women on Earth.

Friday: A great week wraps up with bosom buddies Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns in their only tit-to-tit scene. This is one I’d been waiting for a long time, and you know what? Some of my favorite shots are the ones of Cindy and Crystal in and around South Beach wearing super-cleavage tops.

That’s a heckuva five days, and when you consider the bottom line ($9.99 a month for membership), it’s incredible. Okay, yeah, I’m a little biased. So is Elliot. But we’re tit-men, just like you, and we’re picking these scenes with our very own hands and…well, I know this is the political season, and you’ve heard this before. But trust us. You won’t be disappointed.

 

Boob Bloopers 7: Bloop and bloop again

September 1, 2012 by Elliot James