Tag Archive: Crystal Gunns

Happy Halloween Hooters

October 30, 2009 by Elliot James

Ghouls and girls, when there’s a knock at your door this weekend, maybe someone special will be trick or treating you. Nothing’s impossible.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Jungle Gunns

Jungle Gunns

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

She’ll mop the floor with ya!

October 20, 2009 by Elliot James
Don't mess wif THE GUNNS, bucko.

Don't mess wif THE GUNNS, bucko.

Happy birthday, Dusty.

Happy birthday, Dusty.

The pictorial posting today on SCORELAND is Crystal Gunns’ strangest photo shoot, in my opinion. We’ve done some unusual themes with Crystal, but this one, a fetish-costumed woman in a wire cage in a warehouse with cash whipped up by the wind, is pretty odd. When I first saw it, I thought it was one of those “keep as many dollars as you can grab” deals like they have in those glass booths on game shows.

Tell ya something, Crystal could be a hot female oil wrestler.

And today is Busty Dusty’s birthday. Here’s to her!

“Best of the Decade” voting: The opposite of fixed

October 5, 2009 by Dave
I would have shown a photo of Crystal Gunns naked, but you guys who voted her off at No. 91 don't deserve to see her tits!

I would have shown a photo of Crystal Gunns naked, but you guys who voted her off at No. 91 don't deserve to see her tits!

In a comment down below, Tom wrote, “I sure am glad I found this blog, because I was beginning to think that SCORE Magazine was ‘fixing’ the voting.”

I’m going to repeat what I said in my reply: Believe me, if we could have fixed the voting, we certainly wouldn’t have fixed it this way! Some great SCORE Girls are getting voted out early, and we certainly wouldn’t have asked for that. There’s widespread shock in the office today over the past weekend’s events, particularly Crystal Gunns getting voted out at No. 91…by a wide margin. Wasn’t even close. Truly a shocker because not only was she one of the best SCORE Girls of the decade, she was also one of the most popular (and a girl who was an ambassador for the magazine). A Newcomer of the Year and a Model of the Year. Had a monthly column in SCORE. Hosted our 15-year celebration. And on and on and on.

I suspect that people aren’t taking into account the models’ entire body of work over the decade. It is becoming a “what have you done for me lately?” contest. A good example of this is Auralgasm’s comment, “Perhaps they should have shortened it to top 50 because there are many models on the list who haven’t worked in ages (i.e. Sarah Mercury)” Well, in the early part of this decade, few V-Mag models were as popular as Sarah. We used to say that if we wanted an issue to be a big seller, just put Sarah on the cover. Taking into account her entire body of work over the decade, Sarah is one of the top girls. And the voting has reflected that.

SCORE chief John Fox has been following the voting, and the other day he said to me, “Dave, we gave these guys the power.” Certainly, we could have done a Top 100 without member input (and that Top 100 would have had Crystal Gunns in the top five of the decade, guaranteed). But we decided to do it this way because we wanted your input. So let’s just have fun with it and keep debating along the way.

I’ll just make one request: Before you eliminate a model because you don’t like her anymore or you like a more-recent model better, think about all those times that model gave you pleasure, even if it was back in 2001 or 2003. Let’s make this a true “Best of the Decade,” not a “Best of the Past Two Years.”

Or just ignore my request. Obviously, I have no input here, anyway! 🙂

She can’t speak English, but she sure can fuck!

September 25, 2009 by Dave

This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.

“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”

She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.

By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!

How sports can be better

September 3, 2009 by Maria
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!

In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!

Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of Doubles.

Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.

Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.

Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!

Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!

Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!

Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!

So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.

Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!

Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!

Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!

Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!

So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.

Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!

Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!

And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?

Hopefully not!

Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
*Maria

Stacked Sci-Fi Sluts

August 22, 2009 by Maria
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.

Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)

Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol

I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)

I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)

In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.

Don’t you?

But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…

I’d like to hear from you guys about this.

xoxo,

Maria

Cindy Cupps: Look out for the quiet ones.

August 21, 2009 by Elliot James

I want to dedicate a blog today to the “quiet one,” Cindy Cupps. If you started reading SCORE in 2000, you’ll remember that she made her debut in the January 2000 issue with a photo set that was shot in New York and when she moved to Florida in 2001, she became a SCORE regular. With a body like hers, it had to be. Cindy appeared in over 16 SCORE mags and 10 DVDs. Again, quite a body of work. I never stopped marveling over the diameter of her areolae. Now that’s living art, man.

Now Cindy’s recently retired…I know, it blows…but before she called it a day, Cindy went ahead and did a full-sex strap-on girl-girl with her real-world buddy Crystal Gunns (Big Tit A-List) and did one, and only one, handjob and breast-sex video (Tits & Tugs), a big surprise to her fans who never thought she’d do anything on camera even remotely involving a pud.

Although Cindy talked about becoming a traveling feature dancer like her friend Crystal did, and started to make plans, she never went full-steam ahead, preferring to dance at one club. A down-to-earth girl, she told us in 2004: “I’m a homebody. I like to be home. I like the stability of being in one place. I’m not one for traveling like she does. It kinda scares me. Crystal has the personality to be a feature. She’s a great feature–I’ve seen her shows. She has more of an outgoing personality than I do. I did a dual act with her  once at a club called Cheaters in Jacksonville, Florida. She convinced me to go on stage with her and we did great together that night but I like the stability of being home and sleeping in my own bed every night. I’m pretty much a loner by nature. I like my privacy, being in my own little world. I’m not saying I’m anti-social. I like to go out and have a good time. But I’d rather just stay home most evenings–I’m at Cheetah’s III in the daytime–and watch a good movie.”

Here’s a cheer to Cindy. Lift up your cupps and toast. She helped make the decade what it was.

Girls ogling other girls’ tits

August 9, 2009 by Elliot James

I love seeing a girl with big tits checking out another girl’s big tits. The more surreptitiously the looker is looking, the better. I don’t mean in some staged photo or video. I mean in a candid, real moment. Photos like that have to be snapped spontaneously. It just happens.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Like this photo (left) of Crystal Gunns giving Vixen L’Amour the eye in the SCORE exhibit at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas a few years ago. Or rather, Crystal giving Vixen’s boobs the quick eye. Vixen’s chest couldn’t be more “in your face.” And Crystal’s quick sneak-peek at Vixen’s peek-a-boo nipples is priceless. There’s nothing sexual going on but there might be, subconsciously.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Another split second and that guy’s head at left would have blocked Vixen and Crystal. I know, because I snapped the shot. At adult conventions, the male visitors get so excited, the entire showfloor becomes a mosh pit. I’ve shot a ton of these convention photos for SCORELAND over the years.

It’s funny, but the simple things are more arousing to me. I love to see girls checking out girls in real life. The beach is a great place to spot girls eyeballing other girls’ bodies.

Just as a contrast, here’s Plenty UpTopp’s expression as she checks out the top shelf of Elizabeth Starr at the Exotic Dancer Expo in August 2001. Nice publicity shot, and both of these sex bombs have huge busts, but that candid reality feel is not there. However, I love how Plenty’s very uplifted cleavage nearly forms a shelf for her chin.

Lap dancers who get off on giving lap dances!

July 22, 2009 by Dave

A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.

Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.

Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.

But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”

“Twenty,” she says.

I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”

And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”

Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?

“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”

So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”

Twenty percent. Amazing.

Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.