Excuse me for giving you the long view of Sofia Deluxe, who has a new scene at XLGirls.com. I just love how curvy she looks in this photo. Don’t worry. The camera zooms in soon enough and Sofia shows off her big, natural tits and wet pussy. But I love how much of a brickhouse Sofia looks like in this pic. If she walked down the street in this outfit (which she has), men would walk into light posts. Car accidents would happen. Women would be slapping their husbands and boyfriends.
Basically, when a woman like Sofia walks down the street wearing an outfit like this, shit happens. Good shit.
So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.
She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.
According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”
Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.
Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.
BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.
Newbie alert! Melissa Long is back at SCORELAND today. Elliot writes that she’s total Voluptuous girlfriend material. She’s also total Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine girlfriend material with her big tits, beautiful butt and healthy thighs. I’ll let you in on a little secret: We came close to making Melissa the covergirl of the TnC issue we’re working on now, and the fact that she missed out to Crystal Chase and Holly Garner is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. That’s impressive company.
Melissa told us the funniest pickup line a guy has ever laid on her: “Are your parents confectioners by any chance? Where did they get such candy from?” That’s funny? Okay. It’s more true than funny. Guys, you gotta turn up the creativity with those pickup lines.
We should’ve asked her if it worked. Maybe next time.
Enjoy Melissa. She’s so sweet, she’s giving me a toothache.
Ellie Roe is a popular English model, better known in the United Kingdom than in North America.
Hopefully, her shoots with The SCORE Group, which can be seen now at XLGirls.com, will change that.
A friend of SCORE Girl Charley Green (from the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer), Ellie said she was a D-cupper at 13. She sports a 36F-cup bra now.
October '15 Voluptuous on-sale at your favorite magazine rack.
Ellie loves watching wrestling and watches World Wrestling Entertainment events.
She has a lot of special talents, so we asked Ellie what special-special talents she has.
“That involve my big boobs? I can lick both of my nipples at the same time. Does that count?” We’d call that a special-special talent. Many busty girls can’t do it.
Today, Scarlet LaVey week (or half-week) begins at SCORELAND. The lovely, tattooed Miss LaVey shows us her natural H-cup rack and big, bold, juicy ass for the first time. She oils up her tits and spreads her pussy wide and wider. I suspect that this 20-year-old tit princess from California (born in Florida) will be responsible for many a lost load.
But then what? Will Scarlet put her clothes back on and tuck her tits into her top, never to be seen again? Will we be left hanging, begging her to wrap her tits around a big cock and suck it and fuck it with all the gusto a 20-year-old can muster…only to end up disappointed while the naysayers among us groan, “Ah, I don’t want to see the girls do hardcore, anyway”?
I am glad to report that the answer to those questions is a resounding no. Depending upon when you view Scarlet’s solo posting today, you will not have to wait more than 24 hours to see her downing dick and pirouetting on the bologna pony. Because Scarlet’s first SCORELAND hardcore video goes up Thursday (followed by the photos on Friday).
24 HOURS!
By the way, I did say “pirouetting.” Why the choice of word? Watch the video below to find out.
When I first saw pictures of Sashaa Juggs, I said out loud, “Holy, shit!” Now, I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 11 years, and it takes a lot for me to say, “Holy, shit!” (although I did say “Whoa!” the other day when I saw the rack on a girl who will make her SCORELAND debut next Wednesday). But Sashaa Juggs…this girl has everything you want in a great XL Girl: pretty face, big, fat tits, big, round ass, curves that go on forever…Sashaa Juggs is a “Holy, shit!” girl. She’s packing. Her rack is huge, her body is big, she’s blonde and she could be the girl-next-door. You can see her right now at XLGirls.com.
Sucking, fucking and taking a cock in her ass.
Holy, shit!
I’m not going to say anything else about Sashaa. I’m just going to enjoy this picture then head back over to XLGirls.com to watch her video. At one point in the video, she rests her huge rack on the guy’s leg and then goes down on his dick. I can’t tell you how much I enjoy seeing that.
“Roxanne Rocks” is the name of our new breast-fest with Romanian wonder-chick Roxanne Miller. See it tomorrow and Friday at SCORELAND and get drunk on Roxanne’s fantastic body and boobs.
Maybe there’s a clinic for guys who go for titty rehab from being constantly boob intoxicated but who would want to give this lifestyle up?
Roxanne has the girl-next-door (GND) look, a pretty face and a killer body that she’s proud to show off.
Why deny Roxanne this opportunity? We certainly would not!
She’s a single coed studying public relations and the arts. You’ve gotta love a jiggly, bouncy student training for the future.
When it comes to supporting young students who have trouble finding bras that fit, we are right there with the scholarship checks. That’s a lot more than governments do for their citizens! They don’t give a damn if a coed has no money left over from tuition payments to buy new tank-tops, bras and high heels for the upcoming semester.
Roxanne makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the December ’12 issue and her SCORE debut in the Holiday ’12 edition. It’ll be a double debut on racks around the world for this previously unknown newcomer.
From time to time I get letters and emails from super fans who want me to tell their favorite models all sorts of sordid and wild things. And you know what? I get it. I get the “want to do all sorts of raunchy as fuck” things to the girls who give you wood, man. I get it.
From time to time I get letters asking for things like pictures, signed posters, panties, bras, hair, pubes, shoes, pantyhose…all sorts of items that might smell, have been touched by or belonged to a model. And you know what? I get it, too. Sometimes you want to be closer to the models who make your balls ache and your cum fly, man. I get it.
And then there is fan poetry.
And sometimes even my vast dialect and grasp of the English language is tested by these odes of love and sonnets of sexual desire.
Like this poem about Micky Bells by her super fan K.H.S. who sent in this um, mutant Haiku, in an email:
“Micky, your kitty tastes like WIN.
I so dearly want you from behind.
Building up my nut ‘till what I really want most,
is for you to wrap your breast around my moist, wet cock,
still covered with the cream from when you came.
I made you shiver and then I made you scream.
So soft your flesh, I can no longer contest,
as I release my whipped cream.
I’m living the real dream with you, Micky.
Between your titties I do swell.
I’m not done yet, rub it in.
Use my lotion, now let me slide down.
I need to be wrapped inside your creamy thighs.
I am mesmerized by the lust in your eyes.
Lips so sweet the taste a treat.
R. Kelly’s playing,
It’s time for us to pump and grind.”
I will admit that when I read this, I had a real double rainbow moment…(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!)
And while I don’t know what this poem is implying, I know this: That dude up there, he loves Micky Bells. I mean, he loves her. And I think that is commendable and sweet…in a creamy, bump and grinding kind of way. lol
So, congratulations, K.H.S., your devotion has earned you honorable mention and a photo. Here is a Bonus Boner Pic, or a B.B.P., for you, buddy.
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
