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Girls who have big boobs wear the funniest T-shirts

December 20, 2012 by Elliot James

SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

But it gives me a kick to read ’em!

Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.

Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)

Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”

That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.

I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.

Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns

Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane

Colt 45

Cynthia Romero

Sunshine

Vixen LaMoore

Felicia Clover

 

 

The hanger, boob tricks for videos and other topics that weigh heavily on my mind

June 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Hitomi has great hangers.

“My favorite breast pose is the hanger pose from a standing position,” T.K. tells us. “The model has her hands off so she’s not blocking a clear view of her tits. This pose works best with girls that have natural boobs. She leans forward and rests her palms on something, like a chair seat. Don’t forget to include this pose from different angles in your pictorials.”

Jasmine Shiraz's hangers should be hanging in an art museum.

With T.K.’s comments in my head, I went diving into SCORELAND‘s huge library and pulled a few shots of the girls doing the hanger, a pose I also love to study.

To me, the hanger pose is in the top 10 of busty babe positions. Breast shapes come in all forms, and the hanging pose shows how diverse they can be as the force of gravity takes effect. They can hang like raindrops. Their shape takes on a different look from the front or the back. Now and then we get letters from guys who also love to see stretch marks.

How does the hanger shot hang with you? Any favorite angles or photos? Any favorite hangers or danglers? Me, I love the between-the-legs from behind hanging shots, either with panties on or off and from a low angle. I also like full-length hanging shots, like this one of Cynthia.

Dang, how they hang!

 

Something else on my brain: I was thinking of different tit tricks for a girl to try on video. What do you guys think of these four? The camera has to go in close.

1) The model sits on a big workout ball and bounces up and down.

2) The model puts on a shirt that is pre-scored down the middle and rips it off her chest with a yank on both sides to expose her tits.

3) The model holds the ends of a cloth or shammy in both hands to buff the underside of her breasts like you’d polish a shoe. First one boob each, then both together.

4) The model uses a “Shake Weight,” holding it in front of her below her boobs. This gizmo is an exercise device, but I immediately thought of another use. I saw Jennifer Aniston use it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. They should have gotten Jenna Valentine instead.

Anyone have any other tit tricks up their sleeve for video?

Blondie in Budapest.

 

And just one more thing. Excuse me for being the Columbo of SCORE.

Dave will blog tomorrow about some of the questions in the 20th anniversary special. This morning, I was comparing the contest questions for the 20th anniversary with the questions and clues for the 15th anniversary in 2007.

Do you remember the island and the sailing ship? (The 15th anniversary special went off-line after it ended and wasn’t archived on the site.) I actually thought the questions were a little more difficult in 2007 and the clues to find the items on the island and the ship were really elaborate.

For some of the questions, the answers were in the video and text interviews, such as this example:

Which model discovered Voluptuous while shopping in an adult book store?
1) Brandy Talore
2) Anna Caans
3) Keisha Evans
4) Lori Pleasure

The answer is A) Brandy Talore.

Brandy talked about this in her interview for the September ’03 V-mag:

V-mag: How did you happen to see V-mag?
Brandy: In an adult bookstore.
V-mag: You went to an adult bookstore by yourself?
Brandy: No, with my friends.
V-mag: And all these perverts were there, and the minute you walked
in, they stopped looking at the magazines and started looking at you, right?
Brandy: That’s right. Adult bookstores in Ohio are full of truck drivers,
and they all looked at me.
V-mag: How were the truck drivers reacting to you being in the store?
Brandy: They were staring at us. Like we’d be in one aisle, and they’d
follow us. Then we’d go into another aisle, and they’d follow us into that
aisle. We’d move, then they’d move. It kinda went like that for a while.

Then there were the limericks that were clues in the island treasure hunt map:

There was once a parrot from France
who liked to watch busty girls dance
He hid under a tit-sling
And came out for a boob fling
Hold the mouse and you’ll have a good chance.

So all in all, I think the 15th anniversary was tougher.

Your thoughts, if you were there?

SCORE Island in The 15 Year Anniversary Special in 2007. Art by Otis Sweat.

 

 

Choose your Valentine! Who do you have a heart-on for?

February 14, 2012 by Elliot James

A Valentine nod to ’50s cheesecake photos.

Sultry Quebecoise Lily has Valentine appeal.

Renee’s Valentine outfit gets hearts beating faster.

Everything is roses for Merilyn.

There’s Jenna.

There’s Lily.

They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.

Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.

And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.

Valentines all.

Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.

A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.

In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.

Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.

The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!

Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:

Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18

Breast wishes, busty waitresses and Femen take the streets

February 14, 2011 by Elliot James

Happy birthday, ladies.

Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.

Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.

Boobs in the News:

An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)

Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”

The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.

Mujeres de pecho muy abultado

September 25, 2010 by Elliot James
An earth mother, for sure.

An earth mother, for sure.

Cynthia Romero, another SA hottie.

Cynthia Romero, another SA hottie.

Siesta time in Asuncion.

Siesta time in Asuncion.

Women with very big breasts. Mujeres de pecho muy abultado. I haven’t ever had the opportunity to go to South America but SCORE photographers have. They didn’t go there to shoot exotic birds. Well, they kinda did. So here are a few of my favorite citizens of Paraguay, Brazil and other S.A. nations, and none of them are politicians, movie stars or novelists. Most of them live 3821 miles from Miami. Not exactly around the corner. But they are worth it.

We never penetrated Mexico, for some reason and no Mexican girls have ever contacted us. We took American models there but we never found any. I guess that’s how things just work out. There are a lot more S.A. girls inside SCORELAND. many more including one-shots and one-hit wonders. Another interesting thing about these four is that they had no desire for any kind of XXX. The most daring of the bunch is Romina. She uses toys (and she really knows how to use them). Cynthia doesn’t like to even show her pussy. Maybe it has something to do with them growing up in Catholic countries. They’ll freely talk about sex and they say they have good sex lives but they don’t want to do it in front of the camera. In the long run, it’s all about their titties anyway. Otherwise, SCORELAND would be in danger of becoming another D-cup porn site. I hope we can find more Rominas and Paolas in 2011.

Luma lights up the world.

Luma lights up the world.

A birthday week with more bounce to the ounce

February 16, 2010 by Elliot James

Kali West recently did a tits & tugs while eight-months knocked-up. SaRenna Lee’s first SCORE cover (Dec. ’93) focused on her face not her chest, and some magazine store clerks placed it next to Sports Illustrated. Debuting as a covergirl in Nov. ’92, Candy Cantaloupes only modeled and danced for four years. Jade Feng spends a lot of time in her kitchen preparing Asian dishes because she says she’s hot for cookin’. Nicole Peters’ favorite band is Death Cab For Cutie. Boob-Man G.L. wrote, “Nicole  is my all-time favorite. I have been a fan of big-busted models for twenty years and I tell you that she is the best looking, best built of anyone I have ever seen!” Paraguayan-born Cynthia Romero no longer models and relocated to Europe. Jade Parker stars in K-JUGS with Rene Ross, Samantha 38G, Reyna Mae, Brandy Ryder and Bailey Santanna. It’s being released next week.

Kali West born Feb. 16.

Kali West born Feb. 16.

SaRenna Lee born Feb. 17.

SaRenna Lee born Feb. 17.

Candy Canteloupes born Feb. 17.

Candy Canteloupes born Feb. 17.

Jade Feng born Feb. 17.

Jade Feng born Feb. 17.

Nicole Peters born Feb. 18.

Nicole Peters born Feb. 18.

Cynthia Romero born Feb. 18.

Cynthia Romero born Feb. 18.

Jade Parker born Feb. 20.

Jade Parker born Feb. 20.

The Whipped Cream Debate

December 9, 2009 by Maria
Anninna decorates her dugs wih a can o' the whip.

Annina decorates her dugs wih a can o' the whip.

Today I want to talk about what I like to refer to as The Great Whipped Cream Debate of 2009.

Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?

Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?

(Okay, it’s not that GREAT of a debate, but the title sounds fancy so I went with it.) 😉

You see, round these parts, I find myself enmeshed in these conversations with other editors, art directors and staff, and one of those convos was about the whole food and tits situation.

(Yes, these are ACTUAL debates that happen when your whole day revolves around hooters. Seriously.)

Some people were all for food and jugs making lovely music together.(Like when Annina coated her tits in the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE.)

And others saw pics of Cynthia Romero‘s foodie boobs from the Jan. ’06 issue of SCORE and raged against it with a fervor usually reserved for our Piercings and Tattoos Debates. (Yes, we have those, too. lol)

“It’s messy and nasty!” said some.

“It’s fucking hot to see a pair of tits covered in sticky, sweet goodness!” said others.

And so the debate raged on and on, and when it was all said and done, it boiled down to one thing and one thing only.

Whipped cream.

You see, whipped cream is that treat that sits right on the fence that separates the foodies from the non-foodies here in our office.

Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.

Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.

All of the staffers who were adamantly against food-on-jugs action said that whipped cream was the exception.

It's a party and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.

It's a party, and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.

While looking at a set of Karina Hart playing with whipped cream, the anti-foodies said, “It’s acceptable. Not too much of it, but a little whipped cream is okay.”

And when checking out Sam Spring‘s June ’07 V-mag layout, the food-on-dugs lovers said that whipped cream was a staple for tit play.

“It’s a must. It’s perfect. You can precisely cover a pair of nipples with just a few squirts of that can of creamy goodness,” said the pro-foodies.

So, after hearing everyone in the office chime in on their edible/non-edible tata preferences, I decided that the only way to settle this debate was to come to you, the boob-loving masses, and let you guys hash it out and decide.

So what say you, big-tit lovers? Is food on boobflesh A-okay, or is it a titty taboo?

Is whipped cream the universal peacemaker for this debate?

And moreover, after all this talk of food and tits and creamy, yummy stuff, are you as hungry as I am?

lol

Chime in, guys.

xoxo

Maria

Girls holding magazines…kinky, eh?

October 9, 2009 by Elliot James
Cynthia Romero and November 2005 SCORE

Cynthia Romero and November 2005 SCORE

Jade Feng with December 2007 SCORE

Jade Feng with December 2007 SCORE

I have this oddball kind of…I don’t know what to call it…interest? Pasttime? Hobby? Fetish? Quirk?

No, it’s not paying a busty dominatrix to stomp me.

I like to see photos of the girls holding up the magazines they’re in. Kinky, eh?

Whenever a regular model is back in the building, I alway ask the studio to get a shot of her holding up a magazine she’s been in. I don’t know what it is about that simple act that I like so much. I know part of it is knowing we made that magazine they’re holding in their hands. Pride of creation, I think. It doesn’t work with the websites. There’s really no such concept as a cover in the Internet world. A photo of a model sitting by a computer monitor or holding up a laptop doesn’t have the magic, at least for me.

Jessica Turner by the PC. Not the same as a magazine.

Jessica Turner by the PC. Not the same as a magazine.

romina Lopez and September 2005 Voluptuous

Romina Lopez and September 2005 Voluptuous

Penny Porsche and February 2005 SCORE

Penny Porsche and February 2005 SCORE

It has to be a physical object we produced…a magazine, a DVD case, a calendar…or it doesn’t work.

I guess that’s the old-skool in me.

Awesome V-mag Girl Devin Taylor

Awesome V-Mag Girl Devin Taylor

Amber Brooks and August 2005 SCORE

Amber Brooks and August 2005 SCORE

Latina lovelies…Oh, yeah!

August 13, 2009 by Maria
Cynthia Romero: Is mucho caliente!

Cynthia Romero is mucho caliente!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Oh, how I love boobs in all their wonderful shapes and all their wonderful sizes. It’s great to come to work and talk tits all day long with my fellow boob hounds. And more often than not, they will ask me what my favorite flavor of boob flesh is. It is hard to choose because I hold a special place in my heart for creamy, white tits with pink, perky nips as well as round mocha mams with chocolate dugs. But at the end of the day, I am going to have to give it up to the caramel cuties that make me cream. Oh, yes…full, tan, ripe Latina breasts are my favorite flavor. I think it has to do with my Latin upbringing and the fact that I have been surrounded by chesty chicas my whole life. In fact, I can remember the first time I saw a huge pair of Latina tits, up close and personal. I was a young girl and had been sent to buy some dresses with my nanny Jessica, who was in her 20s at the time.

Stacked mamacita, Sharday, is one of my all-time Latina faves!

Stacked mamacita Sharday is one of my all-time Latina faves!

She took me to the dressing room armed with an arsenal of dresses for the both of us to try on. We stepped into the tiny dressing room, and that’s when she stripped off her shorts and top. Lo and behold, she was braless, and her perfectly shaped, caramel DDs were swinging around in my face. I think she caught me looking at her tatas because she kind of stuck her chest out proudly and told me, “Don’t worry, mija, you will have a pair like these soon, and then you will have to buy big bras like I do.” If I close my eyes now, I can still imagine those orbs swinging around as she tried on dresses.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Oh, Jessica…your tits were so fine!

So today, I figured I would post some of my favorite Latina ladies from SCORELAND because, let’s face it, looking at pretty mamacitas and their ripe racks ain’t that terrible a way to spend the day.

Do any of you share my love of Latina ladies with big tits?

-Maria