This Thursday at XLGirls.com…guess who’s back?
The great Czech beauty Krystal Swift returns. It may be my imagination, but I think her tits got bigger.
Tag Archive: Czech
For Thanksgiving, it looks like Angel Wicky chose stuffing over potatoes
Angel Wicky prepares for her feast.
A little over a week ago, Elliot wrote, “Angel’s first SCORELAND boy-girl is scheduled for Thursday, November 28. Prepare!”
Angel is newcomer Angel Wicky.
Thursday is coming soon. Thursday is Thanksgiving. On Thanksgiving, you’ll be giving thanks for Angel Wicky.
Angel gave thanks to us for giving her two cocks.
And now I’m going to ask you: When was the last time a SCORE or V-Girl made her SCORELAND debut by getting DP’d?
Prepare to fall in love. But not too deeply. If you only have one cock, it’s not going to be enough for her.
Angel, indeed.
You’ll never guess who’s rated No. 1 today in the XLGirls.com model directory
Lenka in her famous wheat field pictorial. A true field of dreams.
I guess I just gave it away, didn’t I? But I have to ask, “How did that happen?” How in the world did so many XLGirls.com members, all at once, decide, “Hey, I’m going to jack to a girl who hasn’t modeled since 2002, hasn’t appeared in any magazines since 2004 and shot only photos, no videos?” Especially since, although a great model, Lenka is relatively obscure. But it was Elliot James who wrote, “Destined for legendary status after just a few pictorials, this Czech Republic-based Gypsy girl has churned the nut butter of thousands of members since her debut last winter.” And he was right.
I was a big fan of Lenka. She was the covergirl of the February 2002 issue of Voluptuous. That was the issue with the memorable pictorial in which she posed outdoors on a park bench, wearing a halter top that she absolutely poured out of. She was an amateur, but she loved the camera and the camera loved her.
We practically begged Lenka to model some more, maybe shoot some videos, but her modeling career turned out to be brief. If I remember correctly, her parents or grandparents found out about her little adventure in nude modeling, and they weren’t too happy about it. Being a good girl who wanted to make her parents (or whomever) happy, Lenka stopped modeling.
Gone but obviously not forgotten. Go figure…
Today at SCORELAND, busty Jennifer Vokova is a French maid. Why?
Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.
There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?
And then there’s French maid.
Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.
I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.
But French maid? Why French?
I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.
Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”
I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?
What goes through your mind (or any other part of your body that you’d like to discuss) when you look at this photo?
This is Anna Beck, second runner-up for Voluptuous Plumper of the Year, which tells you all you need to know about how stacked the competition was. She has G-cup tits and she’s from the Czech Republic. Her photo set from the June ’11 Voluptuous goes live today on SCORELAND. But I’m just clouding your brain with this information. Back to the photo.
Unwind this weekend with holiday hooters
Chapter four of Mamazon The Movie
And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.
Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!
Lillian cums with an ocean view.
Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.
You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback.
Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.
Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?
Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.
Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.
If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.
Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com
Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.
Tale o’ the tape with Angelina Vallem
When the commies left town or became capitalist pigs, the newly-freed Czech Republic began to evolve into the porn center of eastern Europe. We started seeing busty Czechs when hundreds of photographers started flocking there around 1998. The Czech Republic turned out to be a big boob capital also. We found Angelina two years ago when we were preparing to create a SCORELAND special called On Location Prague. She’s a Voluptuous Girl all the way. Angelina has no shyness whatsoever. She was eager to do a boy-girl video her first time out. She even did an orgy in that special with two guys and two other girls. Everything turned out really well.
Later on, we’d often hook up with Angelina whenever the staff was back in the Czech Republic to photograph newcomers. Today, we’re publishing a fresh set of Angelina in a boy-girl XXX from August ’09 V-Mag, and tomorrow, we’re running the super-hot video version of that pictorial. These Czechs are really super-horny people, both the guys and the girls. I suspect there’s some kind of natural Viagra in Czech beer, or maybe it’s the water.
Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.
Angelina speaks very little English (“Hello!” is about it) but she understands sentences such as “Show me your tits.” No problem! We have translators on these road trips and make dirty hand signs. She’s a fun-loving girl and always smiling and happy-looking. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said. “If you travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm! People in America would faint or call the police if someone did that.”
In this video, Angelina wraps a tape-measure around her treasure chest. This chick is packin’.