Latin women have their own special brand of sex appeal. I’ve read that a DNA scientist has a theory that Latin women age slower. I have no clue if this is true or if hot Latina women make guys age faster.
I do know that super-Latinas with faces, breasts and bodies like Shara and Shanie make our pulses race much faster when we look at their photos and videos.
There’s also a mystery to super-sexy Latinas, a mystery that’s not easy to solve, but the fun is in trying to solve it. I’ve even come close to buying furniture of Colombian actress Sofia Vergara to solve that mystery.
Someone read my mind because Shara Lopez dances in her video. Slapping and shaking her booty, bouncing her big boobs, Shara shows the super-powers she has on a dance floor, dressed and undressed. I was losing my mind watching her.
Shanie’s scene is a birthday party for her, and she tries on some of her gifts, but she’s the actual gift. Shanie’s birthday is Sunday, so the timing for this scene worked out nicely. Happy birthday, Shanie.
It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.
It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.
As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.
Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.
As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?
Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!
Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.
So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.
For now, make sure you have a good view of the stage or stages. Order a drink. Take a good look around. Figure out where the good lap dance action is taking place. Find out the base price for a lap dance in the club (go ahead, ask the bartender. The going price is usually $20 a song in the U.S., £10 or £20 in the UK, although it’s lower in dives, higher in fancy schmancy clubs. Some clubs run hourly specials, like three for 50 or two for 25).You’ll be approached by more dancers who’ll ask either, “Would you like some company?” or “Would you like a dance?” to which your question is still, “Not right now, thanks.” If you have no interest in her at all, say so, but politely. A dancer I knew once said, “I have more respect for a man who has the guts to say ‘No thanks’ or ‘You’re not my type’ instead of the ‘Come back later’ bullshit.”
Of course, you’re not going to be at the bar for long. You’re going to take a seat as close to the stage as possible. If there are seats encircling the stage–and there almost always are–then grab one.
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Sit at the stage? I’m gonna be hit up for cash every other minute.
Yeah, you are. But sitting at the stage is a good investment in your immediate lap dance future.
The stage is where it all happens. The stage is where you get to find out how down and dirty a girl really is. Is this chick spreading her legs and showing her pussy during stage shows while the other girls are just taking their panties off and showing bush? If she is, you not only know she’s more daring and dirtier than the other girls. You know she’s willing to do more to earn her money. And that’s an important thing to know when you’re scouting out a lap dancer to spend some time with.
Almost infallible rule: The more explicit a dancer gets onstage, the better she is as a lap dancer. Chicks who are afraid to get down on the stage and spread their pussies and asses (when the club allows it) are not going to go the extra mile in the lap dance room. They’re not going to take it as a point of personal pride to make you cum in your pants by grinding against your cock.
So, to summarize: In a bottomless club, the girls who are showing pussy and spreading their asses will most likely give the best lap dances. In a topless-only club, the girls who are constantly pushing the rules by either pulling aside their G-strings for a sneak peek or pulling their G-strings up their pussies are going to give the best lap dances. In a club where pasties are required, the girls who are most creative with pasty use, the girls who use clear-plastic pasties or are constantly breaking the pasties rule, are the ones not to get the dances from. Shy on stage, shy in the lap dance room. Bet on it.
The stage is also the place where promises are made, where some girls go for the hard sell. For example, the busty dancer is on her knees and leans over to accept your contribution between her tits. She then takes the opportunity to lean in further and whisper into your ear, “Let’s do a dance later. I wanna make you cum in your pants.” It is very unlikely that this girl won’t follow through on her promise. She wants repeat business, not a one-timer.
Of course, sitting at the stage also gives you the opportunity to evaluate other important aspects of the dancer:
Does she look as good up close as she did at a distance?
How’s her breath?
How does she smell?
Is she wearing perfume? This is an important consideration for everyone because nobody wants to smell bad perfume during a lap dance and for married/attached men because you don’t want to go home smelling like another woman (unless, of course, your significant other approves of your lap dance excursions). Another consideration: Is she wearing sparkles? Some strippers think they’re pretty, but those things will rub off on you during your lap dance, and they won’t come off easily. How are you going to explain sparkles in your hair to your wife/girlfriend/significant other?
Whatever it is about this dancer, find out now or risk sitting through the longest lap dance of your life. There used to be a lap dance palace in New York City called The Harmony. The place existed in many incarnations, and in one of them, there were no stage shows, just lap dances, so the whole experience was hit or miss. Well, one time, a girl who I recognized as a SCORE/Voluptuous model (no, I’m not going to name her) was there. Pretty. Exotic. Big, floppy tits. And terrible body odor. The entire lap dance was ruined by her smell, and I couldn’t wait for her to get off of me. The thing is, from a distance, I wanted nothing more than to suck on and play with her tits. But once she got on top of my cock, I couldn’t wait for her to leave.
Meet Jenna Jayden, an exotic dancer who is ready to bust into the world of magazine modeling and web photos and videos.
Jenna is a new Florida resident from Ohio where she grew up. “I’m always playing with my big tits. They’re 38H and I enjoy showing them off. I like to see the reactions I get.”
“I’m a feature entertainer in clubs. I dance and do pole work. I’m definitely a girl who feeds on attention.”
Jenna debuts in Holiday ’14 SCORE magazine, now on the way to our eagerly waiting printers.
See Jenna today at SCORELAND in two videos and two photo sets.
Minka's first SCORE magazine was the October 1994 edition.
In a world where big-bust models come and go, 20 years of continuous involvement is an amazing achievement. The October 2014 SCORE magazine (on-sale July 8, 2014) will mark 20 years since Minka’s debut in the October 1994 issue. The issue will feature a 10-page special devoted to Minka.
Before becoming a dancer and model, Minka was a ranked tennis player, something that remains her passion to this day. “One day, I was playing in the Asian Olympic Games in Chicago, and my friend, she’s a plastic surgeon, she and I were showering together and she said to me, ‘Why don’t you get into the men’s magazines? Don’t teach tennis. How much money can you make teaching tennis?’
“I didn’t even know about the magazines. I had never seen them. So she brought SCORE magazine the next day, and she said she’d never seen any cover of SCORE with an Asian girl. She said, ‘You have a photogenic face. You’re going to make it.’ When my friend showed me the magazine, I saw the telephone number and that’s what I called. I sent three Polaroid pictures. In all the pictures, I had a natural smile on my face. And it was going to be the first time an Asian girl was on the cover. That was very important to me.”
Minka was, in fact, the first Asian model to become a covergirl for any big-bust magazine.
A just-posted Minka “Jackumentary,” now showing at SCORELAND, is a tribute to her resilience. Click here for a preview.
A nice, quiet afternoon at his favorite strip club watering hole was what this man wanted. The place was empty except for a new girl he’d never seen before. She said her name was Patty Michova and she had just started dancing.
Carmen Hayes, worthy of tips…and the entire shaft.
I'd like to get Alia Janine into the V.I.P. room.
Natalie Fiore looks great all slutted up.
Maybe (and I’m willing to admit this is a possibility) I’ve spent too much time in strip clubs. And I know that a lot of you guys love to think of the SCORE and V-Girls as girls-next-door, the kind of girls you might meet at a park or a diner or maybe at work. But me? I like to imagine the SCORE and V-Girls as strippers and hookers. I like the idea of girls getting nasty and sleazy and doing things good girls don’t do.
I’m saying this because a hardcore video of Carmen Hayes goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although it’s not her stripper hardcore scene (that’s at SCOREVideos.com, too), I can’t think about Carmen without thinking about that scene, in which she’s a stripper who fucks one of her customers.
Anyway, this seemed like a good time to show you some photos of SCORE Girls as strippers. Enjoy.
BTW, today in the SCORE Studio, I interviewed a new girl, a busty little blonde, who happens to be a stripper in L.A. I enjoyed every minute. More on that soon. Right now, she’s on the other side of the wall getting fucked.
I have spent many a happy hour since my wayward youth watching girls with big boobs dance their tops off while I sat with glazed eyes and a satisfied soul.
Let me count the ways I’ve seen their boobs: shaking, quaking, bouncing, hanging, banging, clapping, slapping swinging, jiggling and wiggling.
In bars, clubs, theaters, flea traps, dives and peepshows.
At parties, on boats, at street festivals, raves, expos, conventions and contests.
People don’t change and neither do their habits.
I don’t need booze to celebrate New Years. I get boob drunk on dancing babes.
“I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it,” Maria once blogged.
“I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys or do hardcore,” our friend Jack once commented in a 2011 Blog.
