Tag Archive: Danielle Derek

Tiny, little, busty fuck toys and why they’re special

January 18, 2012 by Elliot James

Danielle Derek: superlightweight body, heavy tits.

This is actually’s Dave posting. I’m uploading it for him because his computer blew a fuse while he watched a new, tiny MILF named Cassidy Exe get boned. Having seen Cassidy in the hallway (just walking, not getting boned),  I’m not surprised.-Elliot James

“I’m so tiny, men can pick me up and move me wherever they want,” said Danielle Derek, a busty little fuck bunny who can be seen fucking today in “Triple F Encounter” from the DVD Fun Bag Fuckers at SCOREVideos.com. “Guys are very rough with me because they’re able to toss me around in bed. They can maneuver me. I’m so tiny, they can pick me up and move me wherever they want, like against the wall. I wrap my legs around them, and they fuck me against the wall.”

The funny thing is, Danielle isn’t really tiny. She’s actually 5’5” tall, which is average height for a woman. But she weighs only 102 pounds, she has a 23-inch waist, her mouth is tiny, her pussy is tiny and her asshole is tiny, so she makes small cocks look big and big cocks look huge. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched one of Danielle’s anal scenes, like in Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-A-Poppin’ (my personal favorite) and thought, “How is she going to get that cock in that asshole?” But, sure enough, she does.

Just the other day, I was interviewing another short ‘n’ stacked girl, Cassidy Exe, for 50PlusMILFs.com. Cassidy is really tiny at 4’11”, 92 pounds, and when she takes a cock in her ass (which she does at 40SomethingMag.com and will do next week at 50PlusMILFs.com), those cocks look gigantic in her tight little hole.

“I once was having great sex with this guy, and I screamed, ‘Oh, your cock feels so big in my pussy!’” Cassidy told me. “When it was done, he said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that.’”

Of course, not all tiny girls have small pussies (and not all big girls have big pussies). So what’s the real story behind why some of us like short ‘n’ stacked girls? Why are they special?

This is why plumbing is a good career. Meet Cassidy Exe.

I think it has to do with the “fuck toy” thing. These girls are like little love dolls that we can pick up and bounce up and down on our cocks. We can wrap our hands around their waists and maneuver them on our hard-ons, and it’s not difficult to stand up and turn a tiny girl upside-down so her legs are wrapped around your face and her pussy is in your mouth while she’s sucking your cock.

And, also, big tits look even bigger on a small frame.

Anyway, I’m probably going to spend some time tonight and tomorrow morning watching Danielle’s scene at SCOREVideos.com. Doing research, you know.

 

Tits their Birthday. They bring the cakes.

September 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.

Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.

Minka born Sept. 7.
Minka born Sept. 7.
Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.
Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.

Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”

Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”

Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”

Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”

December ’10 SCORE now at newsstands

September 6, 2010 by Elliot James
Good Girls. Bad Girls. You love 'em.

Good Girls. Bad Girls. You love 'em.

Now at your local newsstand, magazine store, adult superstore, barber shop and dentists waiting office, the action-packed December ’10 SCORE. There are two Karina Harts on the cover, one dressed like a coed, the other decked out as a temptress. Why? Because this is the “Good Girl/Bad Girl” special edition.

Inside, you’ll find Karina, Janet Jade, Annina, Melissa Mandlikova, Kristy Klenot, Eva Notty, Angel Gee, Maggie Green (in bondage, a first in SCORE), Alexa, Christy Marks and many more.  The “Boob Beat” column looks at really bad girls Puma Swede, Brandy Talore and Kianna Dior.

Odds are Angelina will have a stiff one on her birthday today.

Odds are Angelina will have a stiff one on her birthday today.

What makes a Good Girl? What makes a Bad Girl? Can a Good Girl do bad things and remain good? Can a Bad Girl become good? Can a girl be both good and bad at the same time? Is it like good cop/bad cop? What do they want to be the most, good or bad? This issue tackles this situation head-on! Some things are not always understood, and maybe it’s better that way. Filled with XXX, and that’s not so bad.

A freemium DVD starring Danielle Derek, Alexia Moore, Kitty Lynxxx, Charlee Chase, Holly Halston and Rebecca Love in femme-fucking action is included in the Bonus editions. If your favorite store doesn’t carry SCORE, let us know.

On  this day, SCORE would like to give a shout-out to Angelina Castro ’cause she’s a birthday baby. Angelina may be born on Labor Day, but it’s not a job of work to overload your eyes on her. You don’t need to see a blinking neon sign to know that she’s a true Bad Girl, bad to the bone(r). Happy birthday, Angelina.

The return of the worst pick-up lines ever said to SCORE Girls

July 13, 2010 by Elliot James

Because you can’t keep a bad pick-up line down for long…

SCORE Girls have heard every cheese-encrusted line in the big book of pick-up quips, much more than any average girl. Here’s a few more ’cause it can’t hurt any more than it already does. Bad beyond human understanding.

The pick-up game has become a cottage industry over the past decade. There’s no shortage of online pick-up gurus trying to sell guys their game for a few bucks. They go way beyond spouting a few opening lines. Today, it’s handled like a science. Worthy of a story in SCORE?

Danielle: “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.”  Alexia: "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”

Danielle Derek (left): “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.” Alexia Moore (right): "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”

Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”

Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”

"I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."

Brianna Costello: "I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."

Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best looking guy here but I’m the only guy talking to you.”

Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”

Nice teez!

June 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.

The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.

I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.

Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?

Tatiana does her tee right.

Tatiana does her tee right.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off The World Cup.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

This oughta get you interested in the World Cup. You know, the soccer tournament?

June 11, 2010 by Dave

The World Cup started today, and Merilyn Sakova wants to know who you’re rooting for.

Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.

Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.

Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense, whatever that is.

Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense. Whatever that is.

The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.

The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.

This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.

This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.

Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.

Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.

To dildo or not to dildo…that is the question!

April 22, 2010 by Dave
Dildo diva Karina Hart demonsrates the perfect dildo pose: Wet pussy, cunt walls wrapped around the dildo.

Dildo diva Karina Hart demonsrates the perfect dildo pose: Wet pussy, cunt walls wrapped around the dildo.

K.S., a SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls reader from the U.K., recently wrote, “I’m a long-time reader (13+ years now.) and have recently come to the conclusion that I’ve had it with dildo-insertion shots. I never used to mind them back in the early 2000’s when it was a novelty, a few such shots casually straying into solo pictorials as a tester for the full-on hardcore that would soon follow, but now the use of several dildo shots to close out a pictorial is starting to have a wearying air of inevitability about it.

“I understand (I think.) what you’re trying to do with said pics. Presumably, the whole idea is to say ‘Wow, look how hot and uninhibited this chick is! Stuffing herself silly for your onanistic pleasure!’ And, of course, there’s nothing wrong with that sentiment, except it overlooks one critical factor: that that plastic fuckstick all but obliterates the view of sweet, succulent pussy.

Angela White is also a dildo expert. She knows the onanistic benefits of spreading her pussy lips while insertion the dildo.

Angela White is also a dildo expert. She knows the onanistic benefits of spreading her pussy lips while insertion the dildo.

“Now, I appreciate you have to try to appease all readers, though I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received one single letter or email asking for more dildo shots (I imagine there are probably guys who mind them less than me but I honestly can’t see anybody seriously thinking we need more.). All I’m saying is could we possibly ease off a bit on the dildo front? I enjoy spreading shots (Incidentally, aren’t these just as uninhibited as inserting a dildo?), but at the moment, they seem to be losing out big-time to the plastic plague. Whenever I start looking at a new solo pictorial in one of your mags, I always do so in the hope that it will climax in a spectacular view up the model’s birth canal but, lately, more often than not I find myself gazing at the speed-control on a luminous blue vibe. Doh!!

Danielle Derek and the controversial hands-free dildo pose.

Danielle Derek and the controversial hands-free dildo pose. Her ability to do this proves that she has a tight cunt.

“By the way, I neither have an aversion to, nor do I feel threatened by, dildos and I’d wholeheartedly agree that to see a woman masturbating with one either in the flesh or on video is astoundingly erotic and boner-inducing. I just don’t think they work as well for still pictures.”

In a way, I can see what K.S. is saying. I remember when newsstands adult mags started showing dildo and insertion pics for the first time. They were shocking! “A girl is doing this…on the newsstand?” Very hot. And, as a rule, almost everything is better in video than it is in still pictures. But I think an across-the-board ban on dildo pics wouldn’t sit well with a lot of you.

Where do you stand on the subject of dildos in photos and videos?

One more thing: I had to look up “onanistic.”

“Ms. Moore, isn’t it true that you ate Danielle Derek’s pussy in a SCORE video?”

January 25, 2010 by Dave

Some of you might know (and if you don’t, do a Google news search) that Alexia Moore, who debuted in the November 2005 issue of SCORE, is on trial in New York City for prostitution. The prosecution contends that she tried to sell sex to an undercover cop at a lap-dance club (Big Daddy Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club; gotta love that name), but Alexia denies it. On Friday, charges were dropped against her alleged partner in crime. A decision in Alexia’s case is expected tomorrow.

UPDATE: Alexia was found not guilty of all charges. According to the New York Post, after the verdict, Alexia’s lawyer said, “She’s just an exotic dancer. That’s what she does.” But maybe not anymore. Alexia promptly announced her retirement. That’s a shame. The world needs more busty lap dancers. Unfortunately, New York City has had a hard-on for lap dancers ever since the Giuliani administration. Personally, I’d trade a Disney Store for Big Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club any day of the week.

During the trial, the prosecution was concerned that Alexia would offer a lesbian defense in which she’d claim that she wouldn’t have offered sex for money to a man because she’s a lesbian (which she isn’t). That sounded idiotic to me (and to Alexia’s attorney, too; even if Alexia was a lesbian, what does sexual orientation have to do with making an honest buck?), but it reminded me of about four years ago, when I interviewed Alexia (who, to the best of my knowledge, has never done boy-girl) and her best friend Danielle Derek (who went on to do hard-pounding anal scenes in several SCORE movies, including Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-a-Poppin’).

The lesbian defense kinda goes out the window in this clip, but, hey Alexia was never claiming it, anyway, and I thought you might enjoy it. If the D.A. tries to show Private Stuffers, Danielle and Alexia’s DVD, in court, I hope they have a lot of Kleenex handy. By the way, Alexia’s the girl on your right.

Keisha Evans 100, Alena Snow 99, Danielle Derek 98, Jade Feng 97…I detect a trend

September 28, 2009 by Dave
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!

Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!

It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.

Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.

I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.

No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.