I don’t know what’s my favorite part of the new episode of SCOREtv, which goes live today at SCORELAND.
From a very personal standpoint, I enjoyed when Sheridan Love stood up during her on-set segment to show off her hourglass figure. Sitting down and looking up, as I was, Sheridan looked extremely impressive.
I also enjoyed speaking to Claudia KeAloha about, of all things, escorting. It’s a subject that’s usually taboo, but Claudia freely discussed it while I, hopefully nimbly, tried to be as discreet as possible. I always enjoy talking to Claudia. She’s not only one of the sexiest SCORE Girls. She’s also one of the most entertaining.
I enjoyed interviewing 18-year-old 18eighteen.com newcomer Zaya Cassidy, although I kind of felt like her pervy uncle. I also thought Part 3 of Tony Rubino’s “How To Be A Porn Stud” was the most interesting in the series so far. He talks about what actually happens on the set.
And I definitely liked when Danniella Levy playfully imitated Katie Thornton’s accent during their poolside encounter.
But I have to admit, I’m a little partial to the part of the closing segment when XLGirls.com newcomer Allie Pearson’s phone rings.
We didn’t do a bikini issue of SCORE last year, and, yeah, we heard about it from our readers. The bikini blowout has become one of the most-anticipated events on the big-boob lover’s calendar, right up there with the all-naturals issue, and readers noted its absence.
Heck, I noted its absence. The bikini issue is one of my favorites of the year, too. And, so, it’s back with a bang: the August 2018 issue of SCORE, available now in digital and print versions at eBoobstore.com (or wherever you buy men’s magazines).
The highlight: an 11-page bikini special featuring Minka, Katie Thornton, Danielle Derek, Princess Pumpkins, Rachel Raxxx–the kinds of girls you’d be very fortunate to see at your local pool or beach this summer–plus many more of your favorites wearing (or trying to wear) bikinis that are way too small for their huge racks.
Basically, any bikini is too small for their huge racks.
Plus, full-length bikini layouts of Colombian hottie Katy Shavon and UK bombshell Danniella Levy and lots more.
And the bonuses: 11 full-length HD videos of the girls in this issue, including newcomers Korina Kova, Kaho Shibuya and Sandra Sturm, absolutely free, no strings attached. The print edition comes with the digital version, too, so you can take SCORE anywhere and nobody’ll know it.
Bikinis. Naked busty babes. Free videos. Free digital mag. Now that’s what I call a deal.
The great Katie Thornton, finalist for SCORE Model of the Year and currently locked in a hot battle with three-time winner Hitomi for the 2016 award, returns today at SCORELAND in a pretty fascinating mirror set. Hey, the more Katie the better.
I think Katie and Hitomi should oil-wrestle for the title.
In today’s posting, Elliot includes a brief chat with Katie. I’m including it here with my annotations.
SCORELAND: Katie, what do you think are your best features?
Katie: I think besides my boobs, my legs are my second best.
Obviously, Katie is approaching this from a woman’s point of view. Her best feature is probably her face, but her next-best features are her tits and her cleavage. Her legs are very nice, but her ass is good, too. I’m also partial to her pussy. I also think she has a great voice.
SCORELAND: Many would say your face, even big-boob purists.
Katie: A lot of women come over to me and ask me if they can touch my boobs. I’ll say, “Yeah, go for it.” I’m fine with that. I like women.
Here’s further incentive for men to dress up like women so they can get to do things like this. The thing is, I just don’t see why women get to touch her tits in public but men don’t. Just because we get hard-ons? Does Katie think these women aren’t getting wet pussies when they grope her rack in public? Is this a sex thing? Or does Katie just realize that once invited to touch her tits, a man isn’t going to stop?
SCORELAND: Who’s better at eating pussy, men or women?
Katie: Oh, women, definitely.
I’m not going to get into the details of this or why women might be better at eating pussy than men are. I’m more focused on Katie’s answer, which indicates that she’s had her pussy eaten by women quite a few times. I like to think about that. I like to envision that.
When they were in Miami together, Katie and Danniella Levy stayed in the same hotel. I’m just going to assume that they went back to one room, not two, at night and ate each other’s pussies.
I'd like to see a video of Danniella taking on an entire soccer team in the lockerroom, but I don't think that's going to happen.
I don’t think British babe Danniella Levy was very happy with me when I suggested on SCOREtv that she might one day become a porn star. I meant it as a compliment. Danniella, who doesn’t show her pussy, didn’t quite take it that way. Then, in an interview for the June ’16 issue of SCORE, I said, “Danni, you are the hottest non-porn star I’ve ever seen in our studio. And you don’t even spread your pussy.”
But she has been a lapdancer. And she talks dirty on the UK TV show Babestation. She also described her pussy to me. It wasn’t quite as good as seeing it, but it was okay.
“I’ve got a nice, sweet side to me and I’ve also got my slutty side that I let people see,” Danni said. “I’m a good girlfriend. I’m loyal. I am trustworthy. Even though I don’t cook, I can look after my man in different ways. All the usual domestic shit. Washing and ironing, but apart from all that, I can do a nice Tantric massage when he gets home from work. Run a nice bubble bath for him. Put some candles on, and I’ll keep him very, very happy. What they say is, ‘Wife in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom.'”
Danni returns to SCORELAND today. She’s a cheerleader. Three cheers for British chicks with huge tits.
A reader wrote that Alexya has a "Mona Lisa smile."
Brits wank to Danniella's Babestation call-in shows.
Alexya, “The Girl With Come-Here Eyes,” has a talent for eye-banging that comes through in every pictorial and video she does. And that’s only one of her many assets and skills. She tends to have a serious, mysterious look on-camera. Off-camera, Alexya laughs and smiles a lot. “It’s crazy if I go out with a lot of cleavage showing,” Alexya says. She needs a bodyguard.
Daniella Levy’s the hot chick on British TV. She takes phone calls and persuades innocent men to lose their jeans. You’ll hear how dirty Danniella can talk when you fire up her videos. She’s got the gift of non-stop jack chat and a rack to match. Roddie commented, “I used to go to the club where Danni was a lap dancer but never saw her. I certainly would not have forgotten that gorgeous figure and tits!”
“If you’re going to have tits this big, it would be silly not to show them,” says Danniella Levy. “I try to wear tops that show my cleavage.”
Danni is a popular girl on the British television channel Babestation. There’s no nudity, but callers communicate with the girl as she poses, gyrates and talks dirty. It’s phone sex on TV.
Danniella is at the top when it comes to verbally making a guy pop. There’s nothing like this on Yank TV, which would be a good name for it.
Log intoSCORELAND this afternoon and hear what we mean.
When British birds Katie and Danniella visited the SCORE studio last month, we couldn’t resist the opportunity to take them to the pool for an outdoor girl-girl shoot.
And that shoot goes live today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. Katie and Danniella had never met until we brought them together, but they became fast friends.
It’s Danniella’s weekend at SCORELAND. A new SCOREtv goes live Sunday, and Danniella’s one of the stars. This all-big-boobs edition also features Allie Pearson, Claudia Marie, Kate Marie and newcomer Holly Wood (officially debuting this Tuesday). Allie demonstrates how much stuff she can fit in her cleavage (a lot!). Kate demonstrates her tit-fucking technique. Holly takes us behind the scenes at the famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. And Claudia’s her usual vivacious self. I sit there and gawk.
The topless glam-babe scene in Great Britain continues at full-speed, and Danniella “Danni” Levy is one of its most well-known celebs. The glam-babes rule in UK tabloid newspapers and late-night television, and Danni, like Katie Thornton, is one of its top models.
Danni loves big cleavage, and she’s got the fantastic boobage for it.
Wearing plunge bras keeps all eyes on her slim, toned and stacked bod.
Sheridan Love prefers cock to turkey. I made that up.
I hope Sheridan Love doesn’t drool like that at the Thanksgiving table, although I’m sure she doesn’t. Sheridan is a nice, classy girl, and she knows saliva strings aren’t welcome at most holiday tables.
Today, I’m giving thanks that Sheridan decided to do her first boy-girl scenes in 2015 and did them with us.
Sheridan is giving thanks for all the big, hard porn cocks we gave her. She gets another one today at SCORELAND.
In the coming days, you’ll be giving thanks for Cathy Heaven in a sleazy DP scene and new photos of Katie Thornton and newcomer Danniella Levy.
And have I mentioned that Roxi Red returned to our studio a few weeks ago? I haven’t? Her boobs are bigger than ever. GINORMOUS. I’ll try to drop a photo on you this weekend.
To say Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy got along famously when they met for the first time in Miami last week could be the understatement of the century.
Katie loved Danniella. Danniella, a newcomer to SCORELAND (she’ll debut December 3), loved Katie. They’re both from the UK. They both have huge tits. They enjoyed playing with each other.
We took them to the pool. I mean, isn’t that what you do with babes like these?
You’ll actually have the chance to see some video outtakes from this shoot when SCOREtv Episode 3 goes live this Sunday. Also featured: Sheridan Love, Allie Pearson and Claudia Kealoha.
It has come to my attention that winter weather has arrived in many parts of the world. This oughta warm you up.
