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Goodbye SCORELAND! Thank you for the good times!

January 15, 2013 by Maria

Thanks to H.D. for this drawing of me!

Hi, boob lovers!

I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…

The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.

I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁

After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?

It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.

My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.

As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol

And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.

I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.

Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.

And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.

A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)

When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.

Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”

Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.

And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.

So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.

lol

Thank you for all the good times!

xoxo

Maria