It’s Joana’s time in the Caribbean sun today in Part 2 of “SCORELAND On Location.”
2014 marks the 10th anniversary of Joana modeling for SCORE. In 2004, our photographers traveled to Bucharest to meet this outstanding newcomer for the very first time.
Since then, Joana has only gotten better and better, the very definition of a brickhouse.
Big boobs. Awesome ass. Sexy face. An erotic personality.
She was the covergirl of two V-mags in 2013 (March ’13 and October ’13).
Joana has it all.
This is the first time Joana’s traveled to the west for photo shoots. Over the years, she was kind of a mystery girl, but our staff got to learn much more about her this time, and it’s awesome to see her with Valory, Sha and Hitomi.
You know ’em, you love ’em. For the next four Fridays, we bring you “SCORELAND On Location” direct from the Dominican Republic. Every week a different super-babe. Their Valentine’s Day gift to you, SCORE Man.
Today, Hitomi in her candy swimsuit. The action starts off at the airport as Hitomi arrives from Japan and heads off to the Caribbean.
Two photo sets. Two videos. Candid behind-the-scenes action.
The on-location shoots are what we’re known for. Nobody else does stuff like this. Our staff travels the world, but the Caribbean is SCORE‘s special stomping ground since the Boob Cruises.
This photo is of, left to right, Hitomi, Sha Rizel, Joana and Valory Irene. But you probably knew that. And if you didn’t know it, you should have.
You also probably know that the four ladies recently joined us in the Dominican Republic for an on-location shoot.
Week One: These four girls.
Week Two: Jennica Lynn, Vanessa Y. Roxanne Miller and Lavina Dream.
All stacked, all natural. Every last one of them.
What you didn’t know, but are about to find out, that this Friday, Valentine’s Day–and every Friday for the next three weeks–we’ll be posting new photos and videos from the trip at SCORELAND.
For openers: a Hitomi video and photo set plus group bikini action.
You know that old saying, “Wish you were here”? Well, you will wish you were there. But this is the next best thing.
New photos and video of SCORE 2013 Newcomer of the Year front-runner Sha Rizel, shot on-location in the Dominican Republic, go live Sunday at SCORELAND.
Between now and then, you can ponder the question: Has Sha gotten bustier?
I think she has.
Sha and Valory Irene were almost inseparable in the D.R. They ate together. They slept together. Wherever Sha went, Valory followed.
Why?
Because in addition to showing off her beautiful body for the camera during that week in the D.R., Valory was Sha’s interpreter.
Which reminds me of the old saying: Valory Irene. She beats sub-titles.
I don't think Joana's eating fruit to keep those big naturals so plump.
Joana, that Romanian beauty who seems to have gotten better since we first saw her in 2004, returns to SCORELAND today. The photo and video are titled, “Breastfast of Champions” (Elliot really has a way with titles), and they were shot in the Dominican Republic in early December.
You probably know by now that we spent two weeks at a villa in Puerto Plata on the D.R.’s rocky north coast. Hitomi, Sha Rizel, Valory Irene and Joana joined us the first week. When they left, Jennica Lynn, Lavina Dream, Roxanne Miller and Vanessa Y. took over. There will be two DVDs from this 100% natural on-location spectacular, and we expect them to go on-sale in May.
Joana looks bustier than ever. Vanessa Y. is definitely bustier than ever. Hitomi is a little more voluptuous than before, as you might have seen in her posting that went up on Sunday at SCORELAND, and I think she looks great. Her tits are bigger and fuller.
I'm also giving Joana an "A" for ass improvement.
What else is going on at SCORE HQ? Glad you asked.
• The May ’14 awards issue of Voluptuous is off to the printer and ready to go on-sale March 4. The big news: a mini-surprise for 2013 Model of the Year.
• We’ve been hard at work on the 20th anniversary issue of Voluptuous. It will be a 164-page issue, cover-dated July 2014. The theme: The 100 best V-Girls ever. It’s been a real labor of love. I’d tell you I’m exhausted from looking at thousands and thousands of pictures of V-Girls, but I suspect you wouldn’t have much sympathy for me.
• The annual SCORE bikini issue will be cover-dated August 2014 this year. Last year, we moved it to October, but now it’ll be back in its usual spot at the start of the summer.
Every Wednesday, SCORELAND will be showing a chapter from the DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip. Filmed in the Dominican Republic, this movie is packed with underwater photography, huge boobs, great girls and lots of tit and pussy play.
Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane star and what mermaids they make.
Now showing: Valory trying on incredibly skimpy bikinis. Terri Jane oiling her massively huge knockers and jumping into a pool where our camera-wielding diver awaits her heavenly floaters.
Tune in every Wednesday to see this special bonus in addition to our regularly scheduled posting. It’s summertime and the floating is easy.
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.
Do real tits float?
Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.
They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.
Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.
They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.
Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.
Too big for one disc!
Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering, toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.
Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.
Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.
Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.
Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
I’m sure Prince William and Catherine are very nice people, but for me, true British royalty comes in the form of Ashley Sage, Dors Feline, Kerry Marie and many, many others, including Terri Jane, who’s just had a fresh video posted at XLGirls.com that you should see if you call yourself a tit-man.
This vid is called “Club Terri,” and it was made in the Dominican Republic. At this club, Terri’s lovely pair of coconuts are the star attractions. This tropical paradise suited Terri Jane just fine compared to the chill of Birmingham.
“I love the beach,” Terri said. “We could take a blanket and we could sit there and drink champagne and eat strawberries together and watch the sun set. That would be a dream if a guy did that for me. I would love it.”
