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Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits

December 7, 2016 by Dave

Kristina Milan gives you all you really need.

I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.

Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”

Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.