Tag Archive: England

Bond. Michelle Bond. Shaken, not stirred.

March 4, 2011 by Elliot James

Bond. Michelle Bond.

It’s Michelle Bond time!

The sexy British GND (girl-next-door) from the Liverpool area began modeling in 2001. Her first mag for us was the June 2002 Voluptuous. Her first SCORE was June 2003. Working in a hotel at the time, the 32F-cupped brunette wasn’t sure if she’d continue modeling. Back then, I wrote “Here’s a winnah.” My spelling has improved since then.

Over the years, Michelle’s pictorials were published in a lot of TSG mags. She didn’t do much video for us. There’s an early interview and solo toy video filmed in England still archived on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos has a few. When the On Location shoot in Eleuthera, Bahamas  (Big Boob Paradise) was planned in 2007, Michelle was invited to join us but she couldn’t make it.

But now, Michelle is on the cover of the April ’11 SCORE with an interview, a pictorial and even a special bra giveaway. She’s also the covergirl of the May ’11 Voluptuous and is one of the hotties in the DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in Portugal. Michelle was invited to play the leading role as the teacher of an academy for girls, and this time she could do it. And there’s more good stuff coming.

Today, SCORELAND publishes Michelle’s April pictorial. Sunday, a new SCORE Theater vid. If you look at Michelle’s earlier photos and compare them to now, you can see that there’s been some growth spurtin’ going on. Thanks, Michelle!  

A big birthday shout-out to Angela White and London Andrews, both March 4. Have a great day.

 

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Hello kitty

December 10, 2010 by Elliot James

Dors Feline lands on SCORELAND this Sunday in her first video, and as Dave and Maria have said, this moment is long overdue. Way, way overdue. We met the massively stacked (34KK) Dors at the SCORE building last year and gave her and her entourage the guided tour but couldn’t photograph her because of U.S. restrictions regarding shooting foreign-born models on U.S. soil. That drove us crazy. It was torture. It was also a test in keeping the faith.

The Big Show finally happened a few weeks ago, in Germany, of all places, not in Dors’ home country, England, which proves yet again the lengths we go to make things happen. This time, the cards were stacked in everybody’s favor. Thank you, Dors Feline. I keep visualizing Dors meeting Jenna Valentine. They seem like they would be kitten cousins.

Also this weekend, SCORE newcomer/MILF Ingrid Swenson kicks off her debut with a bare-it-all interview and then takes a spin on a stunt cock in a second vid. Ingrid’s a Miami Beach resident, one of the hot chicks who fits in well with the South Florida lifestyle of bikinis, boobies and beaches. This is what America needs more of. Not doctors, engineers and salesmen, just stacked babes. Correction: doctors, engineers and salesmen are okay to move here as long as they’re also stacked babes. Thank you, Ingrid Swenson.

Ingrid Swenson.

 

Carol Brown: Then, Now, Tomorrow

August 30, 2010 by Elliot James
Carol Brown then.

Carol Brown then.

Carol Brown now.

Carol Brown now.

England’s Carol Brown was voted Voluptuous Model of the Year for 1998. When Carol stopped modeling for mens magazines, we thought she was done. But now she’s showing her big hooters again. I love that. I was always a fan of hers. I think it’s great that some models un-retire and want to show their tits and pussies again. There’s not that much of an age ceiling today, not like there used to be when modeling assignments were only for women under 30 years-old. You never know if any model will ever return after an absence, especially a long one. Marriage, divorce, family, health, physical condition, money, jobs and school change a person’s life.

Carol wears a 38G bra these days, up from 34G in the ’90s. She measures 46-32-40. She says her boobs weigh two pounds each, her areolae measure 5” in diameter and she wears a size 14 (UK) dress.

“I was the bustiest girl in school,” Carol told me. “Now I’m the bustiest lady in the neighborhood. Most girls wanted breasts as big as mine. Some of my friends have gone on to have boob jobs,” Carol says. “I dress to emphasize my breasts at all times. I wear tight low-cut tops every day. If I am going on a night out, I don’t wear a bra. If you have got it, flaunt it.” More power to ya, Carol.

The busty birthday celebrations continue

July 2, 2010 by Elliot James
After a brief flurry in front of the cameras, the great Dawn Phoenix didn’t come back like her namesake. Dawn later popped up in 2002 on the TV dating show Shipmates, of all things. The date didn’t go so good through no fault of Dawn’s. Bea Summer of Germany never fulfilled her real modeling potential but at least she made a few SCORE appearances. Amber Bach enjoys the Florida lifestyle: bicycling, watching sports, sunning, hiking, going to the beach, swimming and lots of hot sex. Mimi Miyagi was a Republican candidate for governor of Nevada in 2006. Her slogan was “For the bare and honest truth.” She should have won. I know she’d have done a better job. The only SCORE model born on the 4th of July, Saholy was born on the island republic of Madagascar off the coast of Africa. Letha Weapons will always be known as one of the mega-boobed world’s greatest porn stars. She now lives in San Francisco where Dave left his heart. Romina Lopez was born in Paraguay and her 2004 discovery in Asuncion sparked off a wave of South American discoveries including Cynthia Romero, Paola Rios, and a dozen more V-Girls.
Happy birthday, ladies.

This oughta get you interested in the World Cup. You know, the soccer tournament?

June 11, 2010 by Dave

The World Cup started today, and Merilyn Sakova wants to know who you’re rooting for.

Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.

Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.

Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense, whatever that is.

Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense. Whatever that is.

The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.

The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.

This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.

This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.

Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.

Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.

Karla James #5 tonight!

March 5, 2010 by Elliot James
Tonight a Karla James pictorial and a video.

Tonight a Karla James pictorial and a video.

Our special SCORELAND feature devoted to Karla James is back for the fifth and final week, but don’t despair. Don’t do anything drastic. I’m gonna miss these weekly updates myself, but I’m also looking forward to the future. In this pictorial, Karla wears a low-cut, tight dress that’ll send an electric buzz up your spine. And, as promised, Karla’s first video will also be shown tonight. Karla chats to SCORE studio manager Tushna, models a tight t-shirt, demonstrates the acrobatic way she puts on her bra (A real showstopper, it is, too!) and caps it off with some topless fun. Karla’s voice alone may hypnotize you if you have a fondness for listening to lovely British accents like I do. It’s a relaxed, informal video shot on location. Karla is very charming and her warmth and personality are immediately picked up by the camera. Don’t miss the grand climax to a great five weeks. Your buds at SCORELAND wouldn’t steer you wrong.