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SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals: The voting booths are open!

January 26, 2011 by Dave

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.

There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.

Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:

1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.

2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?

3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.

4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.

5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.

5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.

6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.

Faith: Good or Bad?

January 19, 2011 by Maria
I prefer naughty Faith because I like my women wild and raunchy.

I prefer naughty Faith because I like my women wild and raunchy.

Oh, Faith. Was there ever a model so aptly named? I mean, when I stare at her sexy face and her ripe bazooms, in the words of George Michael, I exclaim, “I GOTTA HAVE FAITH!” and I know I am not alone in that longing.

Faith has the goods in all departments. She has G-cup perkies that look like they could handle quite the fondling and/or sucking. She is from Yorkshire, England, which means she has that cute Brit accent that makes me think about hot James Bond ladies. She has somewhat of a cherubic face (So does Ashley Sage Ellison, if you ask me, which is what makes her so sexy…I think.) that looks as angelic as it does horny. And she is a blond. And somewhere in my imagination, blonds are sluts. (That’s not true. lol I happen to think all women are sluts, no matter what color their hair is.)

However, there are two sides to Faith. When I first saw her in SCORE November 2009 layout, she was in this white, almost- virginal-bride outfit that was all lace and the promises of a good girl. Then I saw her recently in the SCORE June 2010 layout and she is all late and fishnets and 100% Sluts ‘R’ Us.

If you ask me, although I prefer her slutty and stacked in that black number, but I know that some of you prefer her in that white, good-girl outfit.

I have spoken about this before, and while some of you chimed in, I really want to get a feel for how you like to see your faves in V-mag. Do you like them all tarted up? Or do you like them to look like blushing brides and girls-next-door?

Speak your minds, V-men, because I always give you what you like.

xoxoxo

Maria

Here, Faith looks like a virgin and I would like to be the one to touch her for the very first time.

Here, Faith looks like a virgin and I would like to be the one to touch her for the very first time.

They say it’s your birthday

November 15, 2010 by Elliot James
Alia Janine was a jungle girl to reckon with in Mamazon The Movie.
Faith was the covergirl of November ’09 SCORE.
Jayden Prescott is the wife of a SCORE reader. He has done well.
Tera Cox stars in Pounding The Pledges and Tits On Top.
Kristy Klenot lives in the Czech Republic.
Role model Lacey Legends retired to become a businesswoman.
Happy birthday, ladies.

The SCORELAND weekend shapes up

March 12, 2010 by Elliot James
Faith in April '10 SCORE.

Faith in April '10 SCORE.

On Monday, there was Loly, a South American newcomer. On Tuesday, Rose Valentina. On Wednesday, Ashley Sage. On Thursday, Karina Hart. It’s been a great week. And now the weekend is upon us. “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey,” wrote D.S. I suppose comparisons to LDM are inevitable. Whatever the case, Faith is a super-looker. Today, Faith is back on SCORELAND.

Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.

Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.

Tomorrow, Harmony Heart gets her bushy pussy shaved, and then she and her friend retire to the bedroom for some afternoon bim-bam-boom in a 21-minute XXX “SCORE Theater” video. Remember Lady Spyce from Maria’s Blog on January 11? Maria was impressed, and so were we. We’ve got her first SCORELAND XXX pictorial and video on Sunday. Lady has all the ingredients to become a hot porn star. This chick is smokin’. It looks like your weekend is covered.

Lady Spyce makes her SCORELAND debut.

Lady Spyce makes her SCORELAND debut.

The Bucking Bronco: Location, location, location…

February 3, 2010 by Guest Blogger

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Look up. See that picture of Faith up there? Never let it be said that I don’t take constructive criticism. Now that that’s out of the way, I do have a couple of things that I should probably clear up.

First off, The Bucking Bronco isn’t my name. It was strictly the name of the column. Unfortunately, there was some confusion between Dave and I, and the next thing you know, I’m the douchebag known as The Bucking Bronco. Believe me, as awesome as that name might sound, (heavy sarcasm implied), I think I’m just gonna go ahead and stick with Adam. What you’re reading, however, is… The Bucking Bronco.

Secondly, despite what a few of you may think, I am not, in fact, the janitor at SCORELAND. I’m actually below him; something like a janitorial assistant. It pays well, and I get to carry the bucket.

Now let’s get down to business. This column is sort of an open forum. You can either read it and be on your merry way or join in the discussion and make this a more interactive experience. Don’t hold back, either. Anything goes in here. Just think of it as a night out at the bar with the boys. And ladies, you are most certainly welcome–and openly encouraged–to join in the conversation. I don’t think you’ll hear any complaints from the guys.

So if you’d like to join the fun, follow along. Otherwise, feel free to just sit here and stare at that picture for a while. Nobody will judge you for it.

Welcome to The Bucking Bronco…

Whether you’re married, have a live-in girlfriend or still stay at home with the parents, odds are you likely run into the exact same problem as the rest of us: where the hell can I jack it? In a perfect world, In a perfect world, we would have the perfect solution. Unfortunately, this Utopian concept isn’t as widespread as one might hope, so we just have to sneak off and take care of it ourselves every once in a while. Nothing wrong with a little jerk before work.

Today, we’ll try to figure out some of the best and worst places to bust out your light saber when you’re trying to play a little Hand Solo. All locations will be rated on a cup size of A to DD.

The Computer Room [Grade: A-cup]
I know there’s a computer with access to the best of what SCORELAND has to offer, but is this really the ideal way to go about your business? Have you ever tried to do this with other people in the house? It’s the least enjoyable jack you’ll ever have. Every time your chair makes the slightest noise, you minimize the porn window, so only a sports site is showing.

Have you even imagined what that would look like to the person walking in? There isn’t enough time to minimize the window AND stuff everything back in your pants, so you close the most obvious one first (the porn) and then do your best to put the biscuit back in the basket. Meanwhile, they’re watching you tug at your zipper while there’s a giant picture of Derek Jeter across your computer screen. Good luck explaining that one to the wife. Luckily, you won’t have to. She knows that your obsession with marginally talented shortstops isn’t what had you with your pants around your ankles.

Also, how do you handle clean up? Tissues? Towel? Tube sock? No thank you. You’re better off taking your laptop and heading to the next location…

The Bathroom [Grade: C-cup]
The bathroom is the only room in the house where you can lock the door, hang out for 45 minutes and nobody will ever question it. In their minds, you probably just ate at the Dirty Sanchez Taco Emporium for lunch, so not only do they not want to know, but you’re also in no danger of anyone demanding to come in once you’re situated. Need to brush your teeth, honey? “Uh, no thanks. I, uh… I’ll just go to work with the smell of onion bagel on my breath. I’m good.”

The other good thing about the bathroom is that there’s minimal cleanup. You can blast one right into the toilet, flush, wash your hands and then you’re free to go. No messy tissues or sticky towels that need to be shamefully hidden at the bottom of the laundry hamper. Just a quick flush and not even the cast of CSI will be able to figure out what you were up to.

The only thing I hate about the bathroom is that I always feel dirty doing it in there, like I’m doing something morally wrong. I think it has something to do with the lighting. It makes me feel like I’m jerking off in a mental hospital. But perhaps that’s just a personal hang-up.

The Shower [Grade: DD-cup]
When you need a little privacy, there’s nothing better than popping one off in the shower. There’s soap right next to you, no mess, no cleanup and it just feels like something that’s supposed to be done in there. If there were an official shower checklist, I imagine it would go something like this:

_ Wash hair
_ Pee down the drain
_ Wash body
_ Sing loud and off-key
_ Jerk off
_ Dry off
_ HELICOPTER!

I’ve also recently learned about something called the shower beer. I’m not exactly sure where it would go on the checklist, but its future inclusion is mandatory.

The Bathtub [Grade: B-cup]
Someone pointed this out in the comments section last week, and I thought it was worth a mention. I’ve never actually tried this, but I think he might be onto something with this whole “floating balls” theory. Weightless jerking? It sounds like it might have its benefits, especially for those of us who aren’t in the best of shape, but there’s just one question that needs to be answered: What do you do when you’ve finished and everything is floating on the surface of the water, just above you? That’s gotta be an awkward moment.

I think this one has all the potential to be a D-cup scenario, but until we find a solution to that problem, I can’t grade it any higher than a B-cup.

Well, that’s all I got for you today, folks. Thanks for hanging around, though. If I forgot to mention anything or you know of another place to sneak one in, share it with us in the comments below and help your fellow SCORELAND Blog readers out. Also, as a personal thank you for making it all the way to the end, I offer you this…

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Because, really, everyone should have a little Faith. THAT’S how we reward you here at the SCORELAND Blog.

Now if you’ll excuse me, these floors aren’t gonna sweep themselves.

Let us give thanks…

November 26, 2009 by Maria
Faith's parents.

THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.

Hanging out with friends.

THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.

It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.

Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria

LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:

Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)

Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)

Yoga...of the naked persuassion..

Yoga...of the naked persuasion.

Fruit. Yum!

Fruit. Yum!

Tan lines.

Tan lines.

Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.

Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.

Alyssa Alps...every inch of her.

Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.

Leopard print. Rawrrr!

Leopard print. Rawrrr!

Water. Splish-splash.

Water. Splish-splash.

Mountains and grass and stuff.

Mountains and grass and stuff.

Cheerleaders...with big jugs.

Cheerleaders...with big jugs.

Floatation devices.

Floatation devices.

Things that keep our heads warm.

Things that keep our heads warm.

Riding crops.

Riding crops.

The beach.

The beach.

Have Faith

November 8, 2009 by Elliot James
November '09 SCORE kicks off with Faith

November '09 SCORE kicks off with Faith

Faith debuts this weekend on SCORELAND. Her beauty and stackitude guaranteed her the cover of the November ’09 edition of SCORE. Faith is one of the best-looking, best-built girls to come out of the UK in the past five years. Writes SCORELAND member D.S., “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey.” We’re also running a second set of Faith on Sunday as a bonus.

When Faith wants to pose again, our telephone lines are open and ready for her call! We’ll haul ass to England before you can say wanker. It’s been our second home for years. Land of warm beer and hot boobs.

Have Faith in the beauty of big boobs.

Have Faith in the beauty of big boobs.