Lucy Rodriguez: not quite the pretzel but tasty enough.
The pretzel position came to mind today while I was looking at the new SCORELAND posting of Lucy Rodriguez, in which she bravely tries to get into the pretzel position but doesn’t quite get there. Of course, successfully executing the pretzel position doesn’t merely require a girl to get her legs all the way back. She must get her feet behind her head, and that’s a feat of flexibility I can’t even imagine. If I tried to do that, they’d be picking my shattered bones off the floor.
I’ve always had a place in my heart (or is it my hard-on?) for the pretzel position. I think it started when I saw the great Chessie Moore do it in the early 1990s. There was something about the perceived face/tits/pussy/butthole proximity that appealed to me: all of that great stuff in such a tight space, or so it seemed, as if the girl was peering over her privates. Naughty Alysha spent a good part of our 2011 40SomethingMag.com interview in the pretzel position while I tried to ask her questions, and 40Something model Leilani Lei was oh-so-close to getting into the complete pretzel during another interview that same year. Nonetheless, I enjoyed the view of her perfect pussy and butthole while I, again, tried to ask her questions.
Oddly, one of my favorite pretzel moments came on a flight from New York to Hungary in 2008, when Christy Marks contorted herself into the pretzel position to make herself comfortable in the coach seats on the long flight. According to former editor Maria, Christy got a lot of stares, but I guess I didn’t notice because I was too busy staring myself. And she had clothes on!
Is there a position that does it for you every time? For me, there are many, but the pretzel position…it’s just special.
Chessie Moore: first to do the pretzel?
Christy and Kylee: pretzel logic that stands up to scrutiny.
I’ve seen June Summers fuck in the pretzel position.
I’ve seen Carmen Hayes fuck in the pretzel position, too.
Kylee Nash would be on my list. On top of that, this blonde hottie is incredibly flexible and has that girlfriend-quality thing about her.
Kylee Nash: pretty face, great tits but an even better pussy. It’s just so pink and nice. And I haven’t even mentioned her tight asshole. If ever a butthole looked unbelievably tight, it’s Kylee’s. Today SCORELAND posts an upgraded HD scene of Kylee outdoors and spreading her legs wide.
Christy has always had a very flexible way about her.
I’m working hard and hard at work on the 25th anniversary issue of SCORE, and I keep coming across great pictures of Christy Marks. It’s enough to slow a guy down. This photo is from the Big-Boob Paradise shoot in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, in 2007. I’m happy to say I was there with Christy, Lorna Morgan, Terry Nova, Angela White and Gianna Rossi. What a house of big tits!
This week at SCORELAND: Danni Lynne fucks JMac today.
Newcomer Stefania Thursday.
Newcomer Natasha Sweet fucks on Friday, and I can’t wait. This girl is great.
Newcomer Milly Marks (no relation to Christy but a member of the big-boob sisterhood) returns on Saturday.
And here I am, stuck on Christy Marks, our Model of the Decade for 2000-2009.
Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.
I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.
Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.
Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.
Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.
Calorie burning leads to fat loss.
Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.
I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.
A pound is 3,500 calories.
Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.
So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.
Michelle May practices booba yoga.
Kylee Nash can flex her pecs in our faces anytime.
There are girls who are happy and go lucky…then there’s Beverly Paige, a 20-year-old, 36FF-cupper from California. Beverly was all sunshine and smiles when I met her in the SCORE styling room. Maybe it was the years she spent as a cheerleader, but I’ve never met anyone happier to put their legs behind their head before. (And watching her tits jiggle everywhere wasn’t bad either, let me tell you.) Look out for more blog videos with Beverly, soon, as well as her debut on SCORELAND. For now, get to know this busty brunette.
There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.
Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!
Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.
Gianna shows why she's our favorite porn star!
Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!
And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol
And then, of course, you have seasoned porn stars like Carmen Hayes and Gianna Rossi (My FAVE!) who do this position justice in their countless XXX appearances.
So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.
You saw her here first, and now reader’s wife Jayden Prescott is causing quite a stir (and numerous hard-ons) with her first photo posting at SCORELAND. Member Danny called her “lovely and beautiful.” Jack said, “Jayden is just gorgeous with her long, blonde hair, lovely smile and incredible body.” Daybird say, “Holy fuck!” Funny, that’s what I was thinking. Already, members are demanding her first hardcore video, but be patient. It’s coming. Soon. I don’t know when, but soon. And when it happens, Jayden takes it up the ass…doo-dah, doo-dah!
Just to recap Jayden’s story, which I think is fascinating: Until this, she’d never posed nude. She’s never stripped in a club. She comes from a very religious family, and she said, “My husband was only the third person I’ve had sex with, meaning actual penetration. Oral sex, I’ve had my share in college and high school, but I was trying to be a good girl.” Jayden, who was born in Missouri and now lives in Arkansas, isn’t trying to be a good girl anymore.
By the way, in the video below, when Jayden is locking her feet behind her head, I mention that she reminds me of Kylee Nash. When you get to that point, hit pause, then call up this photo of Kylee and put the photo and video side-by-side on your browser. Hey, if enough people do it at once, we can have the first-ever SCORELAND Blog virtual bukkake!
By the way, guys and girls, if any of you know a lady who might like to become a star at SCORELAND, direct her to BeASCOREModel.com. We pay finders’ fees.
