Here we see Gabriella Michaels in a constricting sports bra. Granted, she is running and they should be strapped down, but some women wear these kind of boob squishing bras on a daily basis just because. I call that Breastphemy! Breast Blasphemy!
So, I am going to rant a little and I ask that all of you bear with me because I have been witness to something that I consider to be a crime and I need to talk about it.
Today I am going to go off about minimizer bras and tight sports bras.
First of all, if I could, I would do away with these inhumane tit prisons that squash, squeeze and flatten the life out of the breasts that we hold dear.
I mean, who invented these tata traps, anyway?
As a woman who has worn these torture devices, I can honestly say that they are NOT comfortable. I have worn a minimizer before to flatten my breasts into submission so I could wear a button-up shirt, buttoned up to the top. First of all, who wants to button their buttons all the way up? Second of all, busty women shouldn’t be wearing button up shirts that don’t show cleavage.
Why am I talking about this?
Well, I am sick and tired of seeing busty women stuffed into these things. I am tired of the way that they look misshapen and bulky, like their breasts are suffocated and trying to burst free. Have you seen a woman in one of these things? She looks like a tube of toothpaste that someone stepped on but didn’t take the cap off of.
It really hurts my feelings.
Granted, if you are going to go for a run or get on a Stairmaster, then by all means, strap those puppies down. But I see women wearing these tit-squishing bras every day and they are NOT in the gym.
In fact, I met a girl who told me that she wears them because she doesn’t like her boobs and tries to push them down out of the way.
I know…I, too, was shocked.
But that is what I like to refer to as “Boob Shame.” That is when a busty chick has been taught to hate her boobs.
I know, it’s crazy.
I will go further into detail about that in another blog.
For now let’s discuss how big breasts should be celebrated. They should be put in pretty bras that showcase them, not in tight, constricting bras that flatten them. Tits are glorious. They should not be hidden or strapped down.
It really upsets me.
What about you guys? I want to hear your opinions.
Okay…rant over.
xoxo,
Maria
Gabriella's tits look happier in this bra...don't you think?
If you have recovered from Eva Notty’s threesome with Sarah Satori and are craving another Eva fix, worry not, SCORE brothers.
SCORE‘s very lovely, stacked and talented 2010 Model of the Year recently paid a fresh visit to her favorite chest-nuts (that’d be us, your friendly, neighborhood SCORE people). This was an overdue return visit because as we all know, absence makes the hard-on grow…harder. Especially with Miss Notty. She did miss the fun and games of this season’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition, but there’s always next season.
The brunette stunner debuted at SCORELAND in a multi-part Eva Notty special during June, 2009, almost three years ago. Is it that long?
Which is what Eva says to Tony when she reaches into his trousers to pull out his junk and get the ball rolling in a brand-spankin’ new SCORE video and pictorial. Let the festivititties cum-mence.
Seeing Eva work the pole is always an uplifting experience. She really enjoys a cock sliding between her tits. They get into a super-heated, pounding-hot fuck, and Eva’s very inspirational as always, inspiring a huge load.
I’d love to find 10 or 15 more like Eva. But there’s only one. So I’m grateful for that.
Stay tuned for more Notty news, including a blog chat with Dave. Cummin’ soon. Just like Eva.
Upcoming SCORE & V-Girl birthdays:
Kylee Nash: a flexible doll.
Kylee Nash Jan. 20
Mandy Michelle Melons Jan. 22
Ava Divine Jan. 22
Kerra Dawson Jan. 22
Harmony Bliss Jan. 23
Ines Cudna Jan. 25
Heidi Hooters Jan. 25
Deauxma Jan. 25
Rachel Rocketts Jan. 29
Bethany Bustin Jan. 29
Anne Marie Jan. 29
Anna Yota Jan. 29
Gabriella Michaels Jan. 29
Bea Flora Jan. 30
Sakura Sena Jan. 31
Taylor Hill Jan. 31
Stacked Romanian cutie Lana Ivans, on location for our movie Big-Boob Finishing School, plays tell and show for the SCORELAND Blog videocam. Her Romanian is much better than our Romanian. Today on SCOREVideos, Lana is “A Busty Fantasy” for one snoozin’ dude in a hardscore hooterama. This is Lana’s second full-sex scene and it disproves the myth that snoozin’ leads to losin’. Yes, little Lana is a myth-buster. Mulţumesc, Miss Ivans.
Lana claims that corn is responsible for her boob size. She says she eats a lot of it. But keep that intel to yourself or the price of corn futures will skyrocket. Pick up a copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today. Your pocket pal will thank you. More about this tit-corn connection in a future Blog.
A big birthday shout to Rachel Rocketts (Jan. 29), Bethany Bustin (Jan. 29), Anne Marie (Jan. 29), Anna Jota (Jan. 29), Gabriella Michaels (Jan. 30), Bea Flora (Jan. 30), Sakura Sena (Jan. 31), Taylor Hill (Jan. 31) and Corina Curves (Feb 1).
Rachel dances at La Chambres Lounge in Detroit. Bethany’s last TV appearance was a Jenny Jones show in 2001. We’re still waiting for Bea and Anna to vacation in America. Gabriella is one of the bouncy bouncers in the Voluptuous movie Bounce Baby Bounce! Born and raised in Japan, Sakura Sena now lives in Vancouver, B.C., Canada. Taylor Hill retired from modeling and works as a hair stylist. Rose Valentina is one of the bridesmaids in the XLGirls movie My Big Plump Wedding.
Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.
I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty
Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.
Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.
Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.
Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.
while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria
This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.
Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!
