Today is Great American Eclipse Day. Shyla’s asshole will totally eclipse JMac’s cock.
A total anal eclipse of the cock.
Today, weather permitting, I will be chasing the Great American Eclipse somewhere between south of St. Louis, Missouri and Carbondale, Illinois.
At 1:18 p.m., for the first time in my life, I will be hoping that a girl with giant tits isn’t anywhere near me because if one is, I’m pretty sure I’ll stop watching the eclipse and start watching her.
Today at SCORELAND, Shyla Stylez gets her ass fucked by JMac in an upgraded-to-HD video. Or, to use eclipse terms, JMac’s cock will achieve totality in Shyla’s asshole.
So, if you plan on watching the eclipse today, be safe. Make sure you wear the proper protective gear.
Or just spend your day at SCORELAND. Another eclipse is coming along in another seven years or so.