May 13, 2017 by Elliot James
When I first saw photos of Princess Pumpkins, she was dressed in one of her cleavage-busting tops. This girl really knows how to dress her big boobs.
I guessed her pussy patch was bald like a thousand other models these days. I guessed wrong. Princess has a golden garden.
Bush is not unknown among super-sized bra-busters past and present. Minka, Casey James, Kayla Kleevage, SaRenna Lee and others never went the baldie path.
Princess is back today with a new photo shoot and video. She’s in and out of bra and panties in this one.
“Guys like it,” said Princess about her patch of heaven. “And for a while, I was dying my bush because I had dyed hair for a while. The carpet matched the drapes, but then I let it outgrow and become fully natural. Guys just absolutely love it. I have these huge, fake boobs, I’m very petite, I’m young and I take off my panties, and, bam, ‘80s bush! It’s a good combination.”
If we were back in 1997 or 1998, Princess Pumpkins would have been invited to sail on the Boob Cruise.
April 1, 2017 by Dave
Princess Pumpkins busts out of that bikini today at SCORELAND.
Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.
SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?
Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.
SCORELAND: CNA?
Princess: Certified nursing assistant.
SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!
Princess: At least we can take care of you!
SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?
Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.
Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.
