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This weekend, step into the booby trap

February 10, 2012 by Elliot James

Back for Tits, Tugs & Tongue.

Eye candy as far as you can see.

Playfully bodacious man-pleasers.

Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.

New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?

On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.

Chance favors the bold.

On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.

The colors of SCORE: White & Green

Look out for girls named Delilah

Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!

Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.

 

Speaking of MRI machines and busty nurses…

January 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.

Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.

Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.

Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.

Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.

In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.

Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.

Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?

Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.

Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.

A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?

Denise Derringer: how bad is bad?

Denise Derringer: How bad is bad?

Cindy Cupps: good for what ails you.

Cindy Cupps: good for what ails you

Sarah Sunshine: nasty-talking nurse.

Sarah Sunshine: nasty-talking nurse

Kianna Dior: sperm sample extractor.

Kianna Dior: sperm sample extractor

The Xmas gift that no one re-gifts!

December 19, 2011 by Elliot James
All hands on dick.

All hands on dick.

SCORE DVDs are just not good as re-gifting items. Because anyone who gets a SCORE DVD is not going to let it go!

To paraphrase actor Charlton Hooters, SCORE DVD collector, “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

Which brings me to Tits & Tugs #8 with 13 jack and tit-fucking jobs given by 11 extraordinary hotties. (Two scenes have two girls working over one boner. Double your pleasure, ya know.)

Tits & Tugs point-of-view videos are very popular, and I’ll tell you one of the reasons. All guys have a lazy streak. This is a fact of male life. We can be lazy bums. There are times when we’re even too lazy and tired to fuck and just want to be serviced. Fucking can be work. It’s fun work but it’s still work.

After a long day on the job, there are times when a guy just wants to lay back and have a pair of nice, soft, feminine hands and some deep cleavage get that heavy load out. We like it when a girl takes things into her own hands. We enjoy watching her face, her hands, her tits as she applies that magic touch. That’s why guys go to massage parlors all over the world after work even though they tell their significant others that it’s for their backs.

So that’s one of the reasons the Tits & Tugs series came to be. And no one does this better with the best-looking, bustiest babes more consistently than us.

Tits & Tugs 8 stars:

Bailey Santanna
Beverly Paige
Catt Green
Charlee Chase
Claudia Kealoha
Desiree
Danica Danali
Elaina Gregory
Elizabeth Starr
Maserati
Valory Irene

See the trailer at eBoobStore.com, then get your own copy.

Gift yourself the gift you’ll never re-gift.

Their tits, their mitts, your bat.

Their tits, their mitts, your bat.

Mum’s the word but this is it. Valory gets hands-on tomorrow and Friday.

June 22, 2011 by Elliot James

Yes, we’re jealous.

 

 

Valory has gone and done it. Offered up her tits and palms to the big boy for the first time. Many doubted it would ever happen. She may never do it again. The fact is, you never know and you can’t predict. Every girl is different. Every girl has her own internal clock. Valory wanted to try it. She’s seen her fellow SCORE Girls on SCORELAND try their hand at it. Valory’s boob massage was the first step, allowing Largo to oil up that gorgeous, slim ‘n’ stacked body and rub down her heavenly tits on camera. Now she’s gone to second base, jacking his junk and squeezing her boobs together to create a tight cleavage bun for his weiner, shot in P.O.V. for that one-of-a-kind virtual experience.

Wearing a tiny bikini at poolside, Valory starts off with a dance. “Today I have a very special surprise for you,” Valory says in her sexy accent. “You will like it.  You’re waiting a long time for this. And you deserve it. And I want to give you exactly what you want.” Valory cups her cups. “I’m going to give you this. All of this. You ready?”

Well, are ya?

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A big birthday shout-out to Vixen LaMoore, born June 23.

Vixen LaMoore admires her big ones while we admire her.

Maggie Green’s tug-job/tit-fuck, today at SCORELAND

March 11, 2011 by Elliot James

I have to hand it to Maggie Green with the highest of props. She got a grip on things and pulled it off: her first tug-job/tit-fuck scene, today at SCORELAND. Seeing Miss Green stroke and tit-fuck is definitely a highlight. She’s also a smoothie at jack talk and has a nice way of shaking up a cocktail for a tired man after he gets home from a rough week at work. Log in and give Maggie a big one. She deserves it.

BREAKING NEWS! Maggie Green tug job and tit-fuck this Friday at SCORELAND!

March 9, 2011 by Dave
Maggie Green, via iPhone, direct from the Dominican Republic. Tits and tugs scene to follow.

Maggie Green, via iPhone, direct from St. Martin. Tits and tugs scene to follow.

ST. MARTIN–Maggie Green, the girl-next-door who just a little over a year ago wouldn’t spread her pussy on camera, is getting ready to do her first tits and tugs scene. Maggie will tug Juan Largo’s cock and wrap her F-cup naturals around his dick for the pleasure of all SCORELAND members. The photos and video will go live this Friday afternoon. In preparation for her first scene, Maggie slid a beer bottle between her tits and tongued the head. Moments later, creamy suds was seen spouting from the bottle.

More details this week at the SCORELAND Blog.

Valory week, Kali is back and double your pleasure

September 24, 2010 by Elliot James

The Valory Irene Special continues this weekend with a look at our latest contribution to the wonderful world of big boobs. Valory’s 21 and loves the ’80s, disco and reading. She considers herself a shy, bashful person but enjoys looking at herself in the mirror, checking out her photos and videos and reading the comments on SCORELAND. Valory wants to travel and see the world. We’re doing our best to make that dream come true.

Valory Irene in the Dominican Republic.

Fans of Kali West, myself included, will welcome her back this Saturday in a fresh pictorial and matching XXX video Hootery Hangover in Voluptuous Theater. Prettier than ever, Kali’s in post-partum shape,a bit more more curvy, plush and zaftig than the Kali of Mamazon. Her boobs look delightful flying in bounce formation as she rides.

Kali West gets a grip.

And double the pleasure with two pairs of beautiful hooters and four skilled palms, starting Sunday. Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot are very hands-on and handy girls. Girls you can pull for. Putting them together was a stroke…of genius. Kristy’s the bold one, the dirty talker, coaxing Melissa into a tits & tugs party, in both photos and video. It’s a long one, too. They like it like that. It’s Kristy at her most aggressive, hands-down. She really has her finger on the pulse of the breast-man.

Your weekend is complete. Just add the beer and pizza.

Kristy Klenot and Melissa Mandlikova

What the fuck? The difference between tit-fucking on camera and full-on fucking on camera.

May 30, 2010 by Dave
This is the closest a cock has come to Crystal's pussy. On camera, that is.

This is the closest a cock has come to Crystal's pussy. On camera, that is.

Christy should have told Janet, "C'mon, suck and fuck on camera. It's easy!" Hey, maybe she did tell her that.

Christy should have told Janet, "C'mon, suck and fuck on camera. It's easy!" Hey, maybe she did tell her that.

B.P. from Toronto, Ontario, a regular in the “Scorecard” section of SCORELAND and SCORE magazine, writes, “After watching Crystal Gunns and Janet Jade in the Tits & Tugs videos, I just don’t get it. You’ll jack a guy off and let him feel your tits and cum on you, but you won’t let him fuck you? I don’t see the moral point here. Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’? I just wish one of these girls would do at least one hardcore scene before we never see them again. Fuck, Linsey did it. What’s the big deal?”

This is an interesting question. In his response at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “Cock into pussy (or ass) is an internal merger of the highest intimacy for most women. To a lot of women, it is a big deal. Tug jobs and letting a guy fuck their tits are external acts, outside the body, and don’t create the deep connection in many women. It may seem illogical, but human sexuality is not rooted in logic.”

That's a not a real cock Jezhabelle is fucking. But, really, is there such a big difference?

That's a not a real cock Jezhabelle is sucking. But, really, is there such a big difference?

Good point, Elliot. I think there’s also a moral boundary that some models create for themselves, and each girl draws the line in a different place. For example, in one of the hottest video scenes we’ve ever shot, Jezhabelle let our videographer fuck her tits, mouth and pussy with a strap-on dildo. I mean, really, is there that much of a difference between him fucking her with a strap-on and him fucking her with his own cock? But for her, there was, and that’s all that counts. For us guys, cumming on a girl’s tits is a big deal. But Crystal Gunns, Janet Jade, Cindy Cupps and Karina Hart are fine with a perfect stranger shooting his load all over their tits, as long as his cock doesn’t enter her mouth or pussy. Does this make sense? It doesn’t to me. But, as I said, each girl has her own moral boundary.

Sucking cock wasn't in Alexa's contract. She did it because she wanted to, and I appreciate that.

Sucking cock wasn't in Alexa's contract. She did it because she wanted to, and I appreciate that.

One of the things I love about Alexa’s scene in Tits & Tugs 5 and at SCORELAND is that it was supposed to be a tit-fuck, tug-job scene, but Alexa went the extra mile and sucked the dude’s cock. She did something she didn’t have to do, and for some reason, I find that to be very hot.

Christy Marks did a tit-fuck/tug-job as a stopping-off point before doing full-fucking hardcore (and eventually anal). Renee Ross stopped at the tits & tugs station for about a day before she moved on to blow jobs and then full-blown XXX. Some girls stop at the tits & tugs station and never move on.

I have to say, I love when B.P. writes, “Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’?” Of course not. But I don’t think this is about the model worrying what her friends and relatives are going to think. It’s about what she’s going to think.

And for some girls, there’s no moral boundary. They just love fucking on camera. The more cock the better. Alexis Silver once told me, “I was like, ‘No, I’m not going to do porn because if I ever have kids, I’ll have to explain it to them,’ and I was worried about how my family would react, but then I was like, ‘Oh, fuck it, I’ll give it a try. What’s the worst that can happen?’ And then I did it and got paid a whole chunk of money for having sex, and I was like, ‘Nice.'”

Nice.

Jayden Prescott: reader’s wifey. A happy ending thanks to Christy And Janet.

March 6, 2010 by Elliot James

“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.

Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-wood” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-bonking commences.  The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing.

Janet Jade, Christy Marks and one very lucky guy.

Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.

You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it.  The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!

Jayden Prescott eye-bangs her partner before they get it on.

Kianna Dior: Always a messy, happy ending

November 3, 2009 by Elliot James
Kianna Dior: Porn is her life.

Kianna Dior: Porn is her life.

Kianna Dior has a shaved, pretty pussy and beautiful feet and legs (Maria has featured her in Leg Sex), but Kianna obviously ain’t the bustiest babe in SCORELAND. However, she’s one of the prettiest and she’s definitely one of the hottest, the nastiest, the dirtiest and the baddest. And her Asian ancestry, an exotic blend of Chinese, Irish and Scottish by way of Vancouver, really…uh…motivates me. When Kianna gives a guy a hand job or a blow job, you’re seeing the ultimate raunchy bad girl as pints of her mouth juice pour out over the cock in her hands as she’s giving it a deep-throat tonsil massage down to the balls or stroking it like a sleazy massage parlor hostess. Jerking cock with all kinds of novel grips, spitting on it, licking and sucking balls (not just sucking but getting them inside her mouth), and cum-play, lots and lots of cum-play…well, all I can say is that Kianna shows time after time that she really is the #1 Asian hand job, mouth-job and cum queen. Truthfully, I’d rather see her suck, tit-bang and jack cock than see her fucking.

The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.

The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.

All of your SCORELAND editors have interviewed her (I interviewed her in the video Cummed On Tits In Tight Tops), and she’s nothing at all like your typical hardboiled Los Angles porn star. On-camera or off, she’s friendly, girly and upbeat. How did she get started? She loved watching porn herself, something more and more girls are doing. Kianna told us in 2004, “I’d never even thought about doing porn, although I knew I liked it. Watching it, I mean. I used to take my boyfriend down to the peep shows in Vancouver. He’d be like, ‘Can’t we just have normal sex once in a while, like in a bed?’ but I loved having sex in the peep-show booths. It was so naughty! I didn’t want my ass to touch anything because those peep-show booths are kind of dirty and guys leave their cum behind. But we’d do all kinds of things. Like, we’d get into the booth and turn on the movie, and I’d bend over and give him a blow job while he watched, and I’d make sure I could watch, too. Or I’d turn around and take my tits out, and I’d sit on his cock while he played with my tits, and I’d watch the movie and rub my clit.”

This string is only the beginning.

This string is only the beginning.

On SCORELAND, she’s appeared on SCOREtv interviewed by Dave, in the XXX movies Hard SCORE 2 and Big Tit Fuck Fest, and more. She has guest starred on our sites BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and TitsandTugs.com. One day, I’d like to see Kianna and Minka team up to get pounded by one dude in an Asian boobapalooza breastfest. Whether that ever happens here one day isn’t up to me, but a man can daydream. Kianna’s latest SCORE DVD release is Busty Slut Expo; she’s teamed up with Lexxi Tyler in a hot girl-on-girl.

“I have a good life, and I love what I do,” Kianna said five years ago. I just hope she sticks around for another five years. That’s not too much to ask, is it? I mean, she really does seem to love what she does.