Tag Archive: hangers

The little head says, “Great photo.” The big head says, “I can make it even better.”

November 30, 2017 by Dave

Mahogany’s hangers are even more impressive when you consider how she’s posing.

Our reactions to porn are usually instinctive. When I’m editing a photo set for the magazines or the websites, I usually don’t have to put much thought into whether to use a shot (other than to make sure it’s in focus and well-cropped). My little head always tells my big head what to do. When Elliot was editing today’s XLGirls.com photo set of mega-stacked natural Mahogany Masters, I’m sure his little head let his big head know to use this shot. Pretty face. Seductive expression. K-cup bombers hanging. What’s not to love?

But this happens to be one of my favorite types of photos, and it’s one of those photos in which a little input from the big head makes the experience for the little head even more enjoyable. Look at the photo again. Examine it closely. Think about it. Really think about it.

On her hands and knees, Mahogany’s ribcage is a couple of feet higher than the bed, but her tits hang down to the mattress. Her back is arched, moving her hangers even further from the surface, and yet there’s nipple contact with the sheets. Most girls would have to drop their shoulders and their heads to get their tits to touch the mattress, but not Mahogany. Maybe 1% of the girls in the world could strike this pose and achieve nipple/mattress contact.

And that’s how big Mahogany’s tits are. And that’s why my little head is thanking my big head right now.

 

Is this what they meant by revenge of the nerds?

September 4, 2016 by Dave

I can say with 100% certainty that Tiggle has huge naturals.

Of today’s Tiggle Bitties posting at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “The tape on the eyeglasses. Those terrifying orange shoes. Where’s the shirt pocket protector or is that a geek guy thing? Tiggle Bitties has joined the Nerdist Party for this study session in a geek girl’s bedroom.”

The tape on the eyeglasses?

I’d been staring at the photo above for several minutes and didn’t even notice the tape (or the eyeglasses, for that matter).

Orange shoes? If somebody asked me if Tiggle even had feet, I’d merely be guessing if I said, “Yes.”

I can, however, tell you everything you’d like to know about her big, floppy pointers. And her gaping pussy and asshole.

Tape on eyeglasses? Yeah, okay, I see it now.

 

Alexya re-defines “double dipping”

April 29, 2016 by Dave

Double-dipping, no flipping

There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.

Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?

This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.

Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.

Guess whose boobs, plus more news from SCORELAND

December 29, 2015 by Dave

Nice view.

You’ve seen this girl before. Not many times, but you’ve seen her.

Meanwhile…

• There’s a newcomer in the studio right now who I think you’re going to love. I can’t show you a photo because I don’t have one yet. She’s an interesting mixture of Japanese, Hispanic and black. She fucks on-camera. She looks a little like actress Pam Grier (but with much bigger tits). I’ll try to grab a photo of her next week.

• Sandra Star and Dolly Fox recently returned to our studios in Europe. Sandra got fucked by two guys. I’m not surprised.

• Time is running out to place your online votes for the SCORE and V-mag Awards. The ballot boxes close at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. SCORE Newcomer of the Year is probably going to come down to Katie Thornton, Liza Biggs and Shelby Gibson.

• On Friday, pregnant Micky Bells returns to SCORELAND. On Saturday, Roxi Red fucks at SCORELAND. That has to be the most-impressive two-day offering of giant, natural tits in history.

Hanging out in the kitchen with Larissa Linn. Who has the greatest hangers ever?

June 13, 2015 by Dave

Larissa Linn is just hanging out in the kitchen.

Newcomer Larissa Linn, who returns to SCORELAND today, has great natural hangers. She’s 21 years old (her birthday was this past Sunday, June 7), and she still has great hangers. What surprises me about Larissa’s tits is that they’re full and heavy and yet they still hang beautifully. Usually, great hangers are a bit more pendulous (think Autumn-Jade before her growth spurt and Nicole Peters, who might have the greatest hangers ever).

Okay, who has the greatest hangers ever? I think Larissa is in the conversation. She’s also going to be in the conversation for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year.

 

 

Look who came back to hang with us!

June 11, 2015 by Dave

Man, look at those hangers. Some of the greatest ever.

The great Renee Ross, star of Sex & The Titties, KJUGS and All The Way Renee, returns to XLGirls.com today. Renee’s return is certainly a major event in the big-boob world. May 13, 2015 marked the first time she’d walked through our studio doors in over five years. We thought she was a part of our past. Now she’s back with us.

Renee is still living in Virginia. She’s still a nurse. She still has huge tits. And she’s as personable and bubbly as ever. I’m not trying to play favorites here, but…well, I guess I am. Renee has always been one of my favorites and a real pleasure to interview. Speaking of which, today’s return  photo set and video is accompanied by a video interview.

And just in case you need a refresher, Renee’s credits include Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, two-time V-mag Model of the Year, appeared in 23 magazines and nine DVDs.

Renee, it’s great to have you back.

 

Guess the racks!

December 12, 2014 by Dave

Four girls. Four natural racks. Eight huge tits. The sheer size of the tits on-display at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com boggles the mind but does not confound the cock. All of these girls can be seen in the members area of SCORELAND and XLGirls.

How many can you get right?

Rack 1: In-your-face rack.

 

In your face!

Rack 2: Hanging rack.

Rack 3: Typing rack.

Rack 4: Oiled-up rack.

 

 

Putting tits in perspective

February 23, 2013 by Dave

Writing in SCORE about a pictorial of Terry Nova that will appear in an upcoming issue, I wrote, “[Terry] sits down on a dockside bench and leans forward to let her hangers hang. Look closely…Check out where the hanging starts (above the tops of her thighs) and where it ends (nearly at the bottom of her thighs). These aren’t just tits. They’re natural mega-tits, and Terry just might be the bustiest Czech natural ever.”

This got me thinking about perspective in big-boob photos, particularly photos of Terry Nova. We might know that a girl has big tits, but when she can easily drape them on both sides of her thighs (or a guy’s thighs) or tit-fuck them with her arm, we know they’re REALLY big. When a girl is on all fours and, without even leaning forward, her tits graze against the floor? HUGE! These visual aids enhance our appreciation of a girl’s assets.

Here are two photos of Terry Nova from SCORELAND. I’m not saying you should analyze every photo you see, but in this case, a little thought actually enhances the experience. In the photo to the left, Terry is leaning forward slightly, and yet she’s able to mash her tits between her knees. Now, I’m just guessing here, but I’m going to say that 90% of the women in the world would have to lean a lot further forward to get even a little bit of their breasts between their knees. But that’s not all with Terry. Her tits hang much further down, beyond mid-thigh. Just for the heck of it, sit down, spread your knees the way Terry is and lean forward just a bit. Then check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and the middle of your thigh.

Next, the photo to the right. Again, try to simulate the position Terry is in (legs out, turning her body to her left). Again, check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and whatever you’re sitting on. In this case, Terry’s right breast goes to mid-thigh and her left breast nearly brushes the couch.

In both of these photos, Terry is in a relaxed position. She isn’t going out of her way to make her tits hang any lower. They just do it on their own.

And that’s putting tits in perspective. You may return to mindless jacking now.

 

The hanger, boob tricks for videos and other topics that weigh heavily on my mind

June 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Hitomi has great hangers.

“My favorite breast pose is the hanger pose from a standing position,” T.K. tells us. “The model has her hands off so she’s not blocking a clear view of her tits. This pose works best with girls that have natural boobs. She leans forward and rests her palms on something, like a chair seat. Don’t forget to include this pose from different angles in your pictorials.”

Jasmine Shiraz's hangers should be hanging in an art museum.

With T.K.’s comments in my head, I went diving into SCORELAND‘s huge library and pulled a few shots of the girls doing the hanger, a pose I also love to study.

To me, the hanger pose is in the top 10 of busty babe positions. Breast shapes come in all forms, and the hanging pose shows how diverse they can be as the force of gravity takes effect. They can hang like raindrops. Their shape takes on a different look from the front or the back. Now and then we get letters from guys who also love to see stretch marks.

How does the hanger shot hang with you? Any favorite angles or photos? Any favorite hangers or danglers? Me, I love the between-the-legs from behind hanging shots, either with panties on or off and from a low angle. I also like full-length hanging shots, like this one of Cynthia.

Dang, how they hang!

 

Something else on my brain: I was thinking of different tit tricks for a girl to try on video. What do you guys think of these four? The camera has to go in close.

1) The model sits on a big workout ball and bounces up and down.

2) The model puts on a shirt that is pre-scored down the middle and rips it off her chest with a yank on both sides to expose her tits.

3) The model holds the ends of a cloth or shammy in both hands to buff the underside of her breasts like you’d polish a shoe. First one boob each, then both together.

4) The model uses a “Shake Weight,” holding it in front of her below her boobs. This gizmo is an exercise device, but I immediately thought of another use. I saw Jennifer Aniston use it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. They should have gotten Jenna Valentine instead.

Anyone have any other tit tricks up their sleeve for video?

Blondie in Budapest.

 

And just one more thing. Excuse me for being the Columbo of SCORE.

Dave will blog tomorrow about some of the questions in the 20th anniversary special. This morning, I was comparing the contest questions for the 20th anniversary with the questions and clues for the 15th anniversary in 2007.

Do you remember the island and the sailing ship? (The 15th anniversary special went off-line after it ended and wasn’t archived on the site.) I actually thought the questions were a little more difficult in 2007 and the clues to find the items on the island and the ship were really elaborate.

For some of the questions, the answers were in the video and text interviews, such as this example:

Which model discovered Voluptuous while shopping in an adult book store?
1) Brandy Talore
2) Anna Caans
3) Keisha Evans
4) Lori Pleasure

The answer is A) Brandy Talore.

Brandy talked about this in her interview for the September ’03 V-mag:

V-mag: How did you happen to see V-mag?
Brandy: In an adult bookstore.
V-mag: You went to an adult bookstore by yourself?
Brandy: No, with my friends.
V-mag: And all these perverts were there, and the minute you walked
in, they stopped looking at the magazines and started looking at you, right?
Brandy: That’s right. Adult bookstores in Ohio are full of truck drivers,
and they all looked at me.
V-mag: How were the truck drivers reacting to you being in the store?
Brandy: They were staring at us. Like we’d be in one aisle, and they’d
follow us. Then we’d go into another aisle, and they’d follow us into that
aisle. We’d move, then they’d move. It kinda went like that for a while.

Then there were the limericks that were clues in the island treasure hunt map:

There was once a parrot from France
who liked to watch busty girls dance
He hid under a tit-sling
And came out for a boob fling
Hold the mouse and you’ll have a good chance.

So all in all, I think the 15th anniversary was tougher.

Your thoughts, if you were there?

SCORE Island in The 15 Year Anniversary Special in 2007. Art by Otis Sweat.

 

 

Micky Bells: Wet and cumming soon!

June 27, 2011 by Maria
Micky knows how to cool down on a hot day in Jamaica!

Micky knows how to cool down on a hot day in Jamaica!

I love seeing a new pair of boobs. Micky Bells’ are no exception. Known predominantly as a webcam girl, we caught up with Micky In Jamaica and her big, hangin’ whoppers were a pleasure to see. She has those long, pendulous boobs that offer up loads of cleavage, AKA, dick slit, for you to enjoy. This shot features everything that is good in the world…a giant set of knockers, water and the famous SCORELAND T-shirt. Do you really need anything else for a great photo? Nah. Micky will be making her debut in V-mag very soon and you don’t want to miss it! (She even signed some of her bras for you, the fans. What a nice gal!) For now, enjoy Micky in all her wet glory. This photo makes me wanna go swimmin’ real bad.

xoxo, Maria