Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
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There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
So, when she came back to our studio again, this time preggers and with WAYYYYYYY bigger tits, it was only natural that they send me, her BFF (sort of…in my imagination) in to speak to her.
Okay, fine, we aren’t besties, but I am pretty cool with her and her lovely boobs, so there.
We spoke about her boobs being bigger. (She says they are like two cup sizes bigger but that she doesn’t really know because she doesn’t fit into any bras, actually.) She also told me that she is hornier and needs to have sex each day. And she told me that her tits are way more sensitive now that she is knocked up.
She also talked about pregnant sex. It was pretty hot stuff.
You can check out a video of she and I chatting in an upcoming blog.
And while I was just supposed to shoot a blog video with Bailey, I snapped these two shots of her with my phone ’cause I wanted to share her big tits and lovely face with you guys!
Enjoy Ms. Santanna’s preggo belly and boobs!
The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
The great Maserati propels her body and the tits that go with it. It's the kind of body that inspires literary genius.
This is the kind of photo that blows my mind. It is the reason I had to rely on Elliot to write most of a blog that I was supposed to write.
Elliot James is quite a wordsmith (no surprise considering that he is a direct descendant of the great American writer Henry James and the great Irish novelist James Joyce, not to mention the crime novelist P.D. James), and of the Maserati video and photo hardcore scene that go up today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, he put ink to paper and mused: “It’s always a special event when Maserati returns for her now semi-annual visits. Follow those mouthwatering bouncing boobs in Bounce, Maserati, Bounce! and gaze in awe as this stacked honey gets a jiggle and shake show in before she jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter.”
Jiggle and shake show. Superb! She jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter! A wonderful example of wordplay! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually, I would have tried to say it better myself, but I was left not only speechless but locked in a terrific state of writer’s block after staring at these two photos of Maserati caught in mid-air.
Jenna's nipples are three-quarters of an inch long. She knows because she measured them.
The thing about nipples is, you never know when a great pair is going to show up. Big tits–SCORE-sized tits–you can see from a mile away, but nipples? There is simply no great nipples (or big nipples) to big tits correlation. It hurts me to say that but it’s true.
Which brings me to Jenna Covelli. Jenna is not a SCORE model. She has very nice breasts, but they’re not even close to being SCORE-sized. What Jenna does have, however, is a pair of the greatest nipples ever seen.
“They’re three quarters of an inch long,” Jenna told me. How does she know? “I measured them myself. People have asked me if I have nipple implants. I just laugh. I didn’t think there was such a thing as a nipple implant.”
Jenna is 50 years old. She’s a divorcee and former corporate sales suit from California. She’s blonde and pretty and sexy and a total MILF. I said, “Bring her in!” even before I saw those nipples. But then I saw them. And get this: Jenna usually doesn’t wear a bra.
“I’ve probably caused a few accidents,” she said. “I like the attention I get.”
Jenna’s getting a lot of attention right now at 50PlusMILFs.com, where her first on-camera fuck recently went live. Yeah, she’s very good at giving head and fucking. But those nipples…
It’s been a few years since bouncy girl-next-door Jolie Rain bounced her away across SCORELAND and other TSG sites. Where has she been? What has she been doing?
Serving her country.
Jolie went to an army recruitment office, enlisted and went to Iraq, where she served for a couple of years.
Jolie served her country well, and now she’s back in the States and back at SCORE starting tomorrow. Instead of jumping jacks, the redhead from Cajun country will be jumping something else.
She’s brought her stacked rack back from Iraq and she’s ready for a tit attack.
And Jolie’s tits are bigger. That’s always a good thing here. Bounce, baby, bounce!
I could definitely see a nose-art pin-up of Jolie painted on a military plane. But they don’t do that anymore.
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
The bra Roxi started out wearing during our interview did its job. But the other three bras she tried on where completely overmatched.
Today at SCORELAND, one of the most-unusual interviews I’ve ever conducted during my 11 years at SCORE goes live. It’s with Roxi Red, who on Thursday was seen fucking and sucking on video for the first time. The subject is, “Bra Show.”
Now, I have to admit something: I didn’t know what I was in for when I walked into the studio the other day. Basically, the way the whole deal started was, the studio manager asked me if I wanted to interview Roxi prior to her first hardcore scene. I said, “Sure.” I had professional and personal reasons for wanting to interview Roxi.
Professional reasons: I figured SCORELAND members would enjoy it, and Roxi doing her first XXX was newsworthy.
Personal reason: I’d get to spend part of my afternoon staring at Roxi’s tits.
Then the studio manager asked me if the interview should have a theme. I said, “Yes. Bra show.”
Roxi has K-cup naturals. A bra show with her always figures to be a monumental event.
So I left the rest of the planning to the studio. Then, shortly before the interview, I walked into the studio. Roxi sat down on a bed with three bras next to her. The interview began.
What I didn’t know was that none of the bras fit.
Didn’t even come close to fitting.
Usually when we do a bra show, a few of the bras fit.
Nope. Not these. One of them was a DDD-cup, I think. The other one couldn’t have been bigger than a C-cup. Like I said, Roxi’s tits are K-cups. A K-cup bra is five cup-sizes larger than a DDD-cup bra.
So, what was supposed to be a bra show ended up being a “The Roxi and Her Stud Trying to Shoehorn Her Tits Into Way-Too-Small Bras Show.”
Other than the bra she started out wearing, Roxi did not try on a single bra that even came close to fitting.
Go ahead. Watch the video at SCORELAND. Then let me know if this was a good thing. Because even though I enjoyed it (most of the time, 90% Roxi tits were exposed), sometimes I’m swayed by being in such close proximity to the tits in question.
The amazing and very large-breasted Roxi Red is doing her first XXX scene ever.
ROXI RED IS DOING XXX RIGHT NOW!
Yes, that’s right, Roxi Red is riding the bologna pony. Someone is inserting his Tab A into her Slot B. She is knockin’ the boots. She is playing hide the salami. She is dancing the horizontal mambo. She is going all the way. She is getting the hot beef injection. She is engaging in some hanky panky. The hands on her clock are pointing to sexy time. She is riding the one-eyed dragon. She is at the No Pants Party. She is involved in a sausage and doughnut situation. She has a one-way ticket to Pound Town. She is shaking the sheets. She is getting a deposit from the Wank Bank. She is getting plowed and she is not a field.
Yes…she is totally fucking.
I know this because my desk butts up to our studio and there is only a wall between me and all the action.
And by the sounds of things…they are going well in there, knowhaddamean? 😉
But because I am a journalist on the boob beat, I actually got an eyewitness account of what is going on in there. That witness happens to be none other than SCORE editor Dave Rosenbaum, who was actually chatting with Roxi while she, um, took a fine, young stud on a magic carpet ride.
Here is what Dave had to say about the action:
“First she did a bra show where she jokingly put on a DD-cup bra and completely ripped it to shreds.”
“She is doing her scene with Johnny Champ and she made his dick disappear between her boobs.”
“She rested her enormous tits on his thighs and sucked his cock.”
“She was in a great mood, especially when she was sucking cock.”
There you have it, folks, the real story.
So, be on the lookout for some hot new XXX action coming your way featuring K-cup queen, Roxi Red!
