In Angela White Finally Fucks, Angela White finally fucked. Maggie didn't.
The other day, I said to Maggie Green, “Have you ever been so close to two people fucking without actually fucking?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve been in threesomes, but I’ve always been having sex in them.”
Of course, we were talking about Maggie’s three-way with Angela White and Juan in the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks. In that DVD, Maggie jacks cock and tit-fucks cock and, as she fondly recalls, “I even inserted the cock in Angela’s pussy. That was hot!”
It was hot. But I also said to Maggie, “There was something a little third-wheelish about that, wasn’t there?”
She agreed. There was.
Now, you might be wondering why I was talking to Maggie Green. And why we were talking about sex and being a third wheel and fucking.
I mean, after all, this is a girl who, as recently as 2009, didn’t even show her pussy.
Way back in March, I complained about Elliot and Maria not making me aware of the presence of Molly Howard. To which Elliot replied, “Uh…Dave, you got the email about Molly two months ago…” And Maria said, “Yeah, we told you about her. So, this FAIL! is all on you, Dave. I believe that Elliot and I win. The end.”
But, of course, I had the last word and said, “Clearly, Elliot and Maria are teaming up on me to cover their asses and because they feel guilty. That’s okay. I forgive them.”
Anyway, as Elliot pointed out, this is not about me and Maria and Elliot. This is about Molly, a blockbuster blonde with giant, natural tits and a big ass. Recently, Molly took on two of our biggest studs at XLGirls.com. They fucked her mouth, pussy and tits and soaked her rack with their loads. If this were TV, it would be must-see TV. Instead, it’s must-see XL Girls TV.
I know. I’m a little obsessed with Molly. But look at the picture of her I’ve provided for your viewing pleasure. I have good reason to be obsessed. And I’m not the only one.
Steveo said, “Molly Howard is THE sexiest woman on this site!! I cum over the thought of eating her chubby pussy and spraying my load across her sexy lips!! FUCK!!!”
Very elegantly put, Steveo.
Seth1968 added, “She sucks cock in the spitty, drooly lovely way and these scenes make my cock go to blaze in seconds. I am digging Molly’s foxiness and watching her get tagged by two dudes is hot shit! She is fucking sexy all the way!”
Wonderful! Poetry, indeed, Seth.
Of course, as usual, I am late to the game on this Molly video. It was posted on August 16. I discovered it yesterday. But that’s okay. Better late than never. Is it the greatest video in the history of XLGirls.com? If it isn’t, I want to see the one that’s better.
When I first saw pictures of Sashaa Juggs, I said out loud, “Holy, shit!” Now, I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 11 years, and it takes a lot for me to say, “Holy, shit!” (although I did say “Whoa!” the other day when I saw the rack on a girl who will make her SCORELAND debut next Wednesday). But Sashaa Juggs…this girl has everything you want in a great XL Girl: pretty face, big, fat tits, big, round ass, curves that go on forever…Sashaa Juggs is a “Holy, shit!” girl. She’s packing. Her rack is huge, her body is big, she’s blonde and she could be the girl-next-door. You can see her right now at XLGirls.com.
Sucking, fucking and taking a cock in her ass.
Holy, shit!
I’m not going to say anything else about Sashaa. I’m just going to enjoy this picture then head back over to XLGirls.com to watch her video. At one point in the video, she rests her huge rack on the guy’s leg and then goes down on his dick. I can’t tell you how much I enjoy seeing that.
Harmony Heart wants to suck your lollipop, and if it's a lot bigger and a lot thicker than this lollipop, don't worry. She can handle it.
We all have our opinions about what makes a great cock-sucker (although I think most men will agree that head-suckers–you know, girls who suck only the head of your cock and don’t delve below the mushroom cap–are the absolute worst). I think, though, that there are some things we can all agree on:
1. Lots of saliva is good.
2. The deeper she goes, the better. (This happens to be one of those cases in which a guy is better off having a small or smallish cock; if you’re long and thick, chances are the girl isn’t going to be able to go very deep. I betcha there are some super-hung guys out there who have never had a proper blow job).
3. Humming and other noises on the girl’s part are good. The reason they call a blow job a “hummer” is because the girl makes a humming noise while she’s doing it. Isn’t that the reason?
On other points, we might disagree. Some guys like a little teeth-scraping action. Some guys don’t want teeth anywhere near their tools. Some guys like the girl to use a lot of hand. Some guys want it to be all mouth. Some guys like getting a blow job while lying down. Some like it while standing up. Some like to face-fuck the girl. Some guys like when the girl tucks her lips. Others don’t.
But I think we all agree on: 1. Lots of saliva; 2. Go deep; 3. Humming.
Today, meet Jazmine. Tomorrow, man meats Jazmine.
I’m bringing this up because a girl who’s great at all of these things just had one of her scenes go up at SCORELAND2, and what makes her even more special is that she’s NOT a porn star. She’s just a regular girl who happens to do all the good BJ things. Her name is Harmony Heart, she has done exactly two hardcore scenes in her life, and in the one I’m referring to at SCORELAND2, she
practically deep-throats JMac, who’s long and thick. It’s definitely one of the best on-camera blow jobs I’ve ever seen. Why? Because not only does she do 1., 2., and 3., but she’s enthusiastic while doing them. She’s into it. This girl could’ve been a big-time porn star if she had wanted to be. She’s that good. We’re lucky that she did what she did for us.
Who are your favorite SCORE blow job girls? What are your criteria for a great blow job?
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Jazmine, a fresh, young newcomer from Florida by way of New York (like just about everyone else in Florida) makes her SCORELAND debut today. You won’t have to wait long to see whether she’s a good cock sucker. Exactly one day, in fact. Yep, Jazmine goes solo today, sucks and fucks tomorrow. Life is good.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, it’s super-busty sex star Stephanie Stalls in another wham-bammer of an anal knockerbocker!
Stephanie is not one to dawdle. When she wants action from a guy, she and her colossal 34F-caliber cannons are in his face. And that’s a good thing.
What Stephanie wants, she gets.
Are all the women in Kentucky this go-getting and dynamic?
Before things come to a boil in our dressing room, Stephanie talks to Dave on the SCOREtv set and once again demonstrates her extreme flexibility like a living pretzel, rivaling Christy Marks, Kylee Nash and Carmen Hayes for leggy looseness.
Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.
When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.
I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).
Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:
1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits
2. Shaved Cunt
3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.
So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”
Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”
Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.
And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.
I’ve never believed that women are the weaker sex. I think that’s bunk.
Women are not the weaker sex. Guys are the weaker sex.
The average woman may not have the same muscular strength as the average man, but when it comes to sexual stamina and orgasmic abilities, a woman’s capacity and power is much greater than a man’s.
The average guy is good for one or two explosions a day, but a woman?
Multi-orgasmic powers, my friends.
Which brings me to today’s new SCORELAND scene starring real MILF Sabrina Linn.
I call Sabrina a “real” MILF compared to all the fake MILFs. Mature, veteran porn stars just called MILFs by many porn companies for marketing reasons.
This time, Sabrina is matched up with two of the most-hung pistoleros at SCORE, and she gives our surrogates a workout that leaves them exhausted.
The Sabrina Linn workout. It covers face-fucking, ball-sucking, pussy pumping in numerous positions and butthole surfing, one man per side.
Truly jaw-dropping.
It’s rock-em, sock-em time.
“It’s fun to be such a sweet MILF and fuck young, well-hung, hard-bodied studs and then get to be so naughty and be good at being baddd,” Tweets Sabrina.
Goldie Ray with her perky pointers is one of the most electric girls to pass through these hallowed halls of hooters. Passion and lust just flow and gush out of her like a river through a busted dam. Goldie’s face lights up with glee in the SCORE studio.
Goldie is one of the more vocal babes to visit us, and that’s a great thing in my book. A girl who talks dirty and raises a ruckus really just adds so much to a sexin’.
And Goldie raises a major ruckus any time a man is in her general vicinity. I love it and the words that pour out of her mouth.
We’re not worried about the volume. A crabby old neighbor doesn’t live next to us, and, hopefully, not next to you, either, when you play this new video.
Goldie does something in her new scene at SCORELAND that you don’t see often. Most women don’t do it.
She gets an anal cream pie. Goldie gets Al’s load launched right into her butthole while he’s doing her in doggie.
I’m sorry to give away the ending. At least it’s a happy ending.
You know what? I thought Goldie could have gone another round right then and there. She looked ready to go again.
As for Al, I think he was carried out on a stretcher.
Goldie’s a wildcat and one of the wildest I’ve ever seen at SCORELAND.
“A friend of mine recommended you,” Melissa said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.”
Melissa is one of the next generation of models that goes straight to pole dancing in the blink of an eye.
It’s not for every new model, of course, and it will never be for everyone, but for the adventurous types like Melissa, Sadie Blooms, Chantal Raye, Goldie Ray and other recent newcomers, the fit is right and tight.
You don't want to see man-ass. You want to see Stephanie Stalls' ass. And you do!
Elliot James recently wrote, “In a poll currently on the SCORELAND home page, only 31% like to see DPs while 36% would rather see two-girl/one-guy threesomes.” But in the poll that’s been running here at the Blog, 36% hate DPs while 33% love them and another 23% want to see them once in a while, meaning that 56% of you like DPs either a lot or a little.
I recently wrote that one of the objections to double-penetration scenes is the amount of man-ass in the frame. But, after reviewing the Stephanie Stalls DP video that recently went up at SCORELAND, I can report that man-ass in DP scenes is not always a problem. Here are excerpts from my notes. Timings indicate minutes and seconds into the scene.
16:41: Stephanie getting ass-fucked reverse-cowgirl. The second guy comes over to stick his cock in her pussy. The DP is now happening. Man-ass is visible, although only slightly. The videographer did a good job of cropping out most of the second guy’s ass. Of course, we can see his cock and balls, but that’s what happens in hardcore.
17:03: Switches to angle from above, looking down. At this point, 5% of man-ass can be seen.
17:45: Position change! Stephanie climbs on top of the bottom cock cowgirl style. The other guy inserts his cock in her ass from behind. Excellent camera work averts man-ass. Meanwhile, we’re getting a nice view of Stephanie being double-banged while her tits bounce all over the place.
19:36: The two guys shoot their loads on Stephanie’s face.
I think this scene walks a very nice line between “too much man-ass” and “let’s see her getting double-fucked without there being too much man-ass.”
What I’m saying is, if enough Blog voters watch this scene, that 56% number will go up and we’ll have achieved DP detente.
Progress is a wonderful thing. Member WARPIG7 opined, “Wow that was EPIC!!!!!”
Thanks for the compliment, WARPIG7. And thank you, Stephanie. And thank you, stunt cocks, for keeping your man asses out of the way.
