Tag Archive: hardcore

Next week at SCORELAND2: A foursome, an anal first-timer, Maria Moore hardcore, black ‘n’ stacked legends and a super-natural secretary

July 21, 2012 by Dave

That's Sammie on the left, Jenny on the right

What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.

SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.

Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”

Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.

If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.

Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!

Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.

Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.

Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.

And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.

That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.

 

 

 

 

Beverly Paige’s Ginormous Gazongas

July 20, 2012 by Elliot James

Beverly Paige is back at SCORE, and it’s always a pleasure to have her here. It’s been a while.

Today at SCOREVideos, Beverly kills a tight, short dress that clings to her body like plastic wrap.

When she bounces and shakes ’em hands-free as she walks down a staircase, the tears welled up in my eyes. I think I’ve played the first few minutes five times so far.

Maybe I’m insane, but I’d rather see a bouncing boobquake than anything else, and that goes for hardcore, too. Throw in some walking and dancing and I’m even happier.

Beverly doesn’t dance in this video but she does drop to the floor in a very impressive split. That girl is flexy.

And yes, she does ride the couch with a human dildo when he shows up to play with Beverly’s ginormous gazongas.

“I always wanted big boobs,” Beverly said. “I would stuff my bra and walk around. Well, I wasn’t careful what I wished for. And then once I had boobs, I knew I could be a porn star.”

Like Maria once said, “Beverly has a lot of charisma and spunk.”

Molly Howard and Marilyn Mayson kissing, jiggling and lactating!

July 19, 2012 by Maria

There are not a lot of things that throw me off my interview game. I mean, I have seen it all: Girls throwing themselves into splits, Renee Ross jumping rope topless, Michelle May doing a naked handstand and even naked yoga with Kaytee Carter.

But nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, prepared me for my blog interview with Molly Howard and Marilyn Mayson.

I had interviewed Molly Howard before for XLGirls.com, so we were already acquainted. In fact, she threw herself into a split on the floor for me then, too. But it was my first time meeting the lovely Marilyn Mayson, who is such a doll.

However, when I sat down with these ladies (right around the time of the NBA Finals, when Marilyn’s hometown team, the Thunder, were playing our beloved Miami Heat), it was big titty pandemonium.

First of all, there was a plethora of titties everywhere. That is always awesome.

But then things went from 0-to-69 in about two seconds, I swear. One moment they were showing me their tits and the next, Marilyn was lactating milk all over Molly’s tits. And then they were kissing. And then I was on set with them after their first threesome scene and they were shaking their tits at me with cum still in their hair.

It was wild!

I would give you details about it, but sometimes a video is worth a thousand words.

So without further ado, check out these two wild ladies below and then head over to XLGirls.com and watch their hot and horny interracial threesome. It is NOT to be missed.

xoxox

Maria

Let’s have a candid conversation about double penetration

July 13, 2012 by Dave

Yes, Stephanie, your pussy and ass are going to be filled with cock at the same time.

Today, I’m going to talk to you about DP. You know, double penetration. Totally stuffed. A cock in her pussy and a cock in her ass at the same time. Double dicking.

If you haven’t noticed, there isn’t a lot of that at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com There’s some, but not much. Daphne Rosen gets DP’d in Boob Science (the scene is at SCOREVideos.com; the photos are at SCORELAND). Jasmine Black gets a cock in her ass and another in her pussy at the same time in Busty Riding Academy (this scene is at SCOREVideos.com). Holly Halston gets double-stuffed in My Wife, Your Meat (also at SCORELAND). And, off the top of my head, that’s it.

There’s a reason we’ve filmed so few DP scenes with SCORE Girls (although many of them were perfectly willing to enjoy a double-dicking if we had asked). Here at The SCORE Group, we’re boob focused, and when a girl is getting her pussy and ass drilled at the same time, it goes without saying that the focus is going to move away from her chest. Second, we’re well aware (because we’ve heard it so many times from so many members and readers) that a lot of you don’t want to see “too much guy.” Well, when the camera closes in for the hot stuff in a DP scene, there’s a LOT of guy. Hanging balls. Cocks. Man ass. All the stuff many of you have said you don’t want to see. In a DP scene, it’s unavoidable, which is why when we’ve filmed three-way anal scenes with two studs, the guys usually take turns on the girl’s ass rather than filling her pussy and ass at the same time.

I’m bringing this up because next week at SCORELAND, we’re going to present a rare DP scene, and it’s a good one because Stephanie Stalls will be the recipient. Yep, the short ‘n’ super-stacked house dancer from Kentucky is going to have her pussy and asshole filled with meat at the same time, and our cameras will be zooming in to capture all the details.

Are you looking forward to that?

Do you like DP scenes?

Would you like to see more of them?

Or do you think SCORELAND should be a no-DP zone?

Let us know because if you’re all-in on DP, then…well, you can finish this sentence yourself.

SCORE and Voluptuous readers write the darndest things

July 12, 2012 by Elliot James

You're got questions? We've got Scorecard.

With the addition of the comment boards in SCORELAND and on the Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Texting, Twitter, Facebook and all the rest. Everything is in short bursts.

Before the miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.

How did the first issue get letters? Before launching SCORE, a questionnaire was mailed out to guys who bought big-boob magazines, and those responses made up the first “Scorecard.” After the first issue hit, the mail started to arrive.

The “Voluptuous Letters” began in the Fall ’94 edition of V-mag and was renamed V-Mail in the June ’95 issue. We’ve always encouraged everyone to mail in their comments and tell us who and what they wanted to see. Since the beginning, we have only published the letter writers’ initials, never their full name. The major change we’ve seen over the years is the drop in the traditional stamped letter in favor of emails.

The web version of “Scorecard” was added to SCORELAND in September 2000, although there was an earlier version. Since then, it has been posted every week on Friday, averaging five letters a week. Tomorrow will be “Scorecard” Volume 616. Multiply that by five letters per volume and I’ve run out of counting fingers.

“Scorecard” letters can be informative, quirky, supportive, argumentative, funny, insulting or mindboggling, but one thing is certain: The letters, and the guys (and sometimes girls) who write them, are never boring. Sometimes the models themselves have written in.

Here are six memorable letters.

“Scorecard” #1, Letter 2

No Naked Men!

I think your magazines would be much better if you could stop showing models with shaved pussies and naked men. No shaved girls and no cocks please! Especially naked men is a bore. SCORE is a men’s magazine, not a gay mag! On the other hand, SCORE has showed a lot of attractive girls during the years. I have been buying your magazine since 1996, and I think the publication is great apart from the naked men. If you could concentrate the magazine on the girls, the result would be superb.–Ult S., Uppsala, Sweden

“Scorecard” #44, Letter 1

A.G.E.N.T Of Anus

Zuzanna’s anus is fabulous. Nice dildo insertion picture, too. Why no hardcore stuff? We know she’s a great hardcore performer. SCORE Xtra: Julia Miles and Chloe. Look at those delightful toes! Nice photos of Chloe’s anus and Julia’s finger in Chloe’s vagina. I liked the close-up of Chloe’s anus. Why no close-up shots of Julia’s anus? Nice close-ups of Zuzie Boobies’ anus and vaginal butterfly, though. Corina Curves with a penis almost completely in her mouth is a beautiful sight. Thanks for the close-ups of her magnificent anus. Sally’s toes, anus and nipples were all great. Christine’s anus was another highlight. Ava: Encore with bare feet! Tania Angel reminds me of Tiny Nicky Tease, and that’s a good thing.-A.L., Los Angeles, California

“Scorecard” #102, Letter 4

Pinch Them For Us

As a woman who views your site regularly, I just wanted to write in and say I love your site! Nothing turns me on more than to look at your pictures and videos of women pinching their nipples. I will admit that I pinch mine while looking at them. I love Autumn-Jade and Desirae. But I would have to say my favorite video clip is Melissa Carey. Watching a man pinch her nipples was a real turn on for me. I pinched my nipples just as he did hers while watching the clip over and over and nearly came. By the time I had started touching my clit, I was so wet and excited I came so quickly! Keep up with the pictures and videos of nipple pinching and twisting. Those are such a turn on!–Signed, Just Me

“Scorecard” #115, Letter 4

XXX

You know what? If I was a SCORE supervisor, this would go like this: If models don’t want to do any XXX videos, then I would tell them, get the fuck out of SCORE Group. It’s just like if a football player would tell his coach, I will only run on the left side of the field, you imagine that? Many of these busty models came out of nowhere. Before they came to SCORE, they were nothing. Now that they are famous models and they have $$$, they think they can choose to not shoot XXX. The fact is, they are in their right to make this decision, but SCORE is also in their right to tell them: “Well, if you don’t want to do XXX, then find yourself another magazine or model agency.” See then what they will do. I guarantee you they will change their minds in one hour, bunch of arrogant, materialistic girls. That’s one of the reasons everybody loves Autumn-Jade so much, because she is so enthusiastic and always willing to perform every challenge of her modeling life. No wonder she is one of the most adorable models SCORE has! God bless her. The rest who don’t want to make XXX, fuck them! I’m sorry, maybe I am a little upset, but these kinds of things make me think how when you are in the bottom of the life lane, you’ll do anything, but when you think you got it made, you start bullshitting around and even rejecting what your bosses propose. If I was a SCORE Group manager, I would kick them the fuck out, let them get a job in some supermarket as a cashier. You’ll see how fast they’ll be calling you again and telling you, “Yes, I will do that XXX.”–Sincerely, G.

“Scorecard” #119, Letter 2

Stop The Jacking!!

I have some negative feedback concerning two increasing trends I see. I know The SCORE Group listens to their readers, which is why I would even bother to speak up. First of all, please, I implore you to stop with the constant masturbating references! “Jack”… “get to jacking”… “break out the Bounty”… “21CC salute,” etc. In the name of all that is good, I beg you to stop! You guys have a jack fetish or something. It seems like every cover, every pictorial instructs us to “get jacking!” Enough already! It weirds me out and somehow seems kind of gay that guys are imploring me as to when and how to “jack.” There is something deeply disturbing about your constant reminders. Stop it now! I think we all know what to do if we so choose. I cannot believe I am the only one to feel this way. Please put the issue up to a vote. Another issue is the increasing use of toys with the babes. It seems to be the required thing lately that each photo set includes the girl jamming a piece of plastic to the hilt. A while back, another guy made mention of this, and I totally agree. It might work on video, but something is lost on a still image. I just don’t get it. Guys get off on this? A piece of inanimate plastic? I think many a great photo is ruined by this dildo trend. To me, it’s neither hot nor sexy. My vote…lose it!–Bruce, New York

“Scorecard” #131 Letter 3

Stop The “Stop The Jacking” Comments

Bruce wrote to Scorecard (“Stop The Jacking!” #119) complaining that you guys use too many references about “Jacking.” Please let me respond to him by saying SHUT UP! I don’t care who tells me when/where/how or why to jerk off. If I see a hot lady in SCORE, I don’t need suggestions, but I don’t mind ’em either! He also complained about you showing too many dildo shots. Again: SHUT UP! I am always ready to see a big-titted gal put something up her pussy, whether it be flesh, plastic or a cucumber! I suggest that if Brucie objects to SCORE‘s contents that he go back to Cosmo!–John

Questions? Comments?

Write scorecard@scoregroup.com

The girls who you never thought would go all the way…but did!

July 10, 2012 by Dave

Harmony Bliss gives a lucky stud a few pointers.

I’ve touched on this subject before, but I’ve never really gone into it in-depth the way I’m about to. The main reason I’m bringing it up is because I just finished writing the copy for tomorrow’s SCORELAND2 posting of Harmony Bliss, in which the tall, blonde, sexy, pointy titted, first runner-up for 2001 SCORE Newcomer of the Year sucks and fucks in a scene that starts with Harmony sunning herself by a pool before moving inside. It’s one of my favorite scenes. I love how Harmony’s pointers point straight down while she’s getting fucked doggie-style, and her shaved pussy always looks great around a cock. Harmony’s pussy is so shaved, you’d think it was bald.

Shaved=Hair used to be there. It was shaved off. If it’s not shaved or waxed again, it’ll grow back.

Bald=Hair either was never there or will never be there again. No shaving will be required to keep it hairless.

Harmony’s pussy looks bald.

Anyway, I’m getting away from my point, which is this: Harmony is one of the girls who I least expected to go hardcore and surprised me the most when she did. After all, in 2001, when she debuted, she said, “I like seeing the girls get all dolled up for the photo shoot, in fancy outfits, sexy lingerie, like the pin-up girls of old used to do. I don’t even like all of the XXX hardcore. I like the glamor stuff more. I don’t need to see cum shots and I’m not a huge fan of those close-up shots. I like to see the whole model, all of her body and her curves.”

Well, we’ve seen all of her and more. In the scene that goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND2, we get to see cum all over her body and her curves.

So, who else is on the list of models who I least expected to see do porn and was most surprised when they did do it?

I guess Brandy Talore comes to mind, but she went hardcore only a year after her modeling debut, so I didn’t have enough time to expect her to do or not do anything. Harmony waited more than six years.

I’m surprised that Valory Irene ever touched a cock on-camera, but she waited less than a year, and she still hasn’t gone all the way.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie really made us wait. Over five years, in fact. I remember when John Fox told me that LDM had finally decided to do hardcore and that the videotape was on its way from our studio in London, England to Miami. I didn’t believe it until I saw it.

Autumn-Jade surprised me a little. Dawn Stone surprised me a lot.

Kaytee Carter…she surprised me. She did it once. I’d be shocked if she ever did it again, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

Harmony Bliss…she has done a lot of scenes…and every time I see her in action, I can’t believe what I’m watching. She just might be No. 1 on my list of, “I Never Thought She’d Go All The Way And I Still Can’t Believe She Did.”

Which SCORE or V-Girls are on your list?

 

 

 

These are a few of my favorite scenes

July 9, 2012 by Elliot James

I’m not the type to watch a video, enjoy it a lot and then move on and totally forget it.

I have my favorite go-to videos.

It doesn’t matter when they were made or if the girl is still strutting her sweet stuff, is retired, has real boobs or has really big boobs.

I think a lot of guys are the same. At least that’s what I’ve read.

So here are a few of my favorite SCORE videos. If you’ve never seen these, check them out at SCORELAND or SCOREVideos.

If it’s also on DVD, the title will be in parenthesis.

Harmony Sweet (Big Tit Fuck Fest)

Harmony Sweet is a co-ed in need of counseling. She has sexual issues with her boyfriend. She goes to the college campus doctor who has a hypertensive personality and a fondness for ordering around busty blondes. The kind of doctor you often read about in the newspaper. Before long, Harmony is receiving his special kind of sexology training. Now she can leave his office confident in her new skills.

Kianna Dior (Hard SCORE 2)

One of my all-time favorite porn stars, Kianna Dior, did this scene in 2004. She’s still very active in porn and still looks the same. I love her Asian features, too, and her trim-and-stacked body. The raunch levels are off the meter as Kianna slobbers and drools a river over Rod Fontana’s horn and, in general, gets totally dirty-nasty, going all out like a hurricane of sex. And she’s still the same way today. Few play with cum or talk so dirty the way Kianna does.

Aspen (Big-Tit Rubdown)

Here’s one of my favorite V-mag models who made regular appearances and was really into it. This massage session and table-top topping by the masseur was tailor-made for Aspen’s erotic personality because she likes “lots of foreplay. I like to be really worked up to the point of begging to get fucked. It just seems to be so much more intense the longer it takes. I love a strong, dominant man who takes charge and fucks me flat on my back.”

Co-eds and Asians and big tits on sex kittens.

These are a few of my favorite things.

Post-script:

Maria and I just read that today is National No Bra Day. We never heard of this but obviously it’s not sponsored by Playtex or Maidenform.

This news just came out of nowhere with no advance notice that Maria and I knew about. There is nothing about it in the mainstream media.

Speaking for myself, I love how a pair looks in a bra that hangs ’em high and makes rounded mounds.

I assume there are no parades being planned at this late date. I’ll check the 10 o’clock news tonight. If there was a parade, I hope it rained so their tops got nice and wet.

According to their official website, which was not operating when I checked it out, the organizers, who are probably male, announced:

“Ladies, free your breasts for 24 hours by removing those dreadful (but at times oh-so-helpful) bras. Our perkiness should not be hidden. It is time that the world see what we were blessed with. Your breasts might be colossal, adorable, miniature, full, jiggly, fancy, sensitive, glistening, bouncy, smooth, tender, still blossoming, rosy, plump, fun, silky, Jello-like, fierce, jolly, nice, naughty, cuddly… But the most used word to describe your breasts on July 9th should be FREE!

“Gentlemen, you can participate too! Your job will be to support us ladies by rocking something purple. It can be a purple tie, purple boxers, purple socks, the NNBD button or t-shirt.. If it is purple or with the NNBD logo, it supports us. (Your support means quite a lot to us…) If wearing a bra on this day is absolutely necessary, you can definitely show your support by wearing something purple.”

With this heat wave currently baking the streets, going braless and wearing something thin is probably not a bad idea.

If you see any bra-less women wearing purple today, let us know. And then tell her about SCOREModelsWanted.com.

 

 

Kitana’s first threesome, the perfect starfish and the hottest, bustiest ballerina you’ve ever seen!

July 6, 2012 by Dave

Tits hanging, ass up. Kitana Flores is truly an inspiration.

Seems like yesterday, but it was less than two weeks ago that Maria blogged with Kitana Flores about her new scenes. Both are historic. Kitana’s first anal is already live at SCORELAND. This is a major event because when I think about girls who I want to see getting ass-fucked, Kitana is high on my list. I think there are two criteria for a girl to make that list: 1.) She has to have a nice ass. 2.) She has to have a nice asshole. Kitana scores on both counts.

Quick aside: If you want to see one of the nicest asses and possibly the nicest asshole ever, check out Raquel Sieb at 50PlusMILFs.com. What’s amazing about Raquel (who has big tits, by the way) is that her asshole has been fucked a lot (and it gets fucked again here), yet it has survived the ravages of big cock and continues to be a perfect starfish. Truly a thing of beauty. Poetry has been written about Raquel’s asshole. Well, not really, but it should be.

You owe it to yourself to see Raquel Sieb's tits, ass and asshole at 50PlusMILFs.com. Yes, she does anal.

Anyway, back to Kitana. Ass-fucked. And, now, live at SCOREVideos.com, Kitana is having her first threesome. Kitana told Maria that she isn’t into threesomes in her personal life but was looking forward to this one because, “I’m going to feel like a queen. I’m going to get so much attention.”

Attention? Yes. Plenty of it. The two dudes can’t keep their mitts off her tits, her ass, her pussy. Everything. But queen? I’m not so sure about that. I don’t know about you, but when I think about queens (the Queen Elizabeth type), I don’t think, “Glazed, cum-coated face. Cum dripping off her chin and down to her tits.” Because that’s how Kitana looks at the end of this scene.

I know it's hard to believe, but Estelle is a ballerina.

Back to that anal thing for a second: Which SCORE Girls would you like to see get ass-fucked? I have my list, and I think I’m going to be able to scratch a girl off it next week. I hope, that is. You know what they say…the opera isn’t over until the fat lady sings. Well, in this case, the SCORE Girl hasn’t been ass-fucked until she moans, “Oh, I love that big cock in my ass!” So keep your fingers crossed this weekend. If it all works out, I’ll let you in on the details on Thursday. And if it doesn’t, I won’t.

Now you’re trying to guess, aren’t you?

Also this weekend at SCORELAND: Romanian newcomer Estelle Taylor, the bustiest ballerina you’ve ever seen. A true hottie. I’d love to see her get ass-fucked, but let’s take this one step at a time. Step One this Sunday and Monday.

Enjoy the weekend. Invite some friends over for a BBQ. Make it a threesome.

 

 

 

Break out the fireworks with a newbie: Sadie Blooms

July 3, 2012 by Elliot James

Sadie is ready to bust out!

Meet Sadie Blooms. As Maria wrote in her video blog, “She came to us by way of her boob-loving ex-boyfriend who said, ‘Take your tits to SCORE!’ and Sadie did.” That man is a hero.

Maria got to unhook Sadie’s bra, too.

Sadie’s only 19 years old and already  measures 38G.

That means plenty of time for her boobs to grow even bigger.

Sadie likes to play tennis and watch her favorite teams, the Eagles and the Phillies, and her goal in life is to enter a triathlon because “it would be such an accomplishment.”

This may sound selfish, but I hope she doesn’t overdo the fitness thing and lose any inches off her magnificent top shelf.

She did her first boy-girl scene at SCOREVideos and tomorrow she makes her debut at SCORELAND with an introductory solo and then another boy-girl on Thursday (video) and Friday (photos).

A lot of models today don’t wait. They set off the explosives right away.

I think Sadie will light your fuse.

Happy 4th!

Question No. 1: Who is today’s “20 for 20” girl at SCORELAND? Question No. 2: Can you correctly answer three SCORE trivia questions? Most people can’t!

June 8, 2012 by Dave

These belong to the girl who placed No. 18 in our "20 for 20" voting. The action continues today at SCORELAND.

So the “20 for 20” celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:

1. Initials N.F.

2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.

3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!

Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!

The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.

On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.

On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.

Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.

All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.

The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!