Will Maserati be the best fuckin' fucker two years in a row?
Nikki Smith: Will let you suck her tits for votes.
Big-boobed girls who fuck on-camera deserve an award. For the past few years in V-mag, that award has been XXX Performer of the Year. In 2012, the winner was Maserati. Who will win 2013’s prize?
And the finalists are:
Bailey Santanna, who fucked while six-months pregnant.
Felicia Clover, a V-mag rookie who got ass-fucked on-camera.
Harmony White, another rookie who fucked during her second day in our studio.
Jolie Rain, a lusty redhead with big tits and a love of cock.
Kristina Milan, the naturally super-stacked Dominican who likes to squirt her mam milk on cocks.
Maserati, last year’s winner.
Melissa Reed, whose ass is a thing of beauty.
Nikki Smith, the girl next door who, in 2013, has fucked in our studio more than any other V-Girl.
Sabina Leigh, another girl next door who fucked two guys at once.
Scarlet LaVey, an impressive rookie who is only 21 years old.
Shyla Shy: There's milk in them thar hooters!
Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and has a disc in the DVD set Preggos & Milkers all to herself.
Siri reads Harry Potter books and fucks but rarely does both at the same time.
Siri, the blonde nerd who fucks.
Who will win?
By the way, awards ballots are already pouring in, and I appreciate that. However, every once in a while, I get an email that says, for example, “I vote for Scarlet LaVey for Newcomer of the Year.” But the sender hasn’t voted in any of the other categories. So what do I do? I delete the vote. That’s right. I send it to the trash bin without counting it. Because the rules clearly state, “INCOMPLETE BALLOTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU MUST VOTE IN ALL FIVE CATEGORIES FOR ANY OF YOUR VOTES TO COUNT.”
Simple enough? Apparently not, which is why I brought it up.
In a recent photo set at SCORELAND, Felicia Clover wore this eye-popping little number. Would she wear it going to the mall?
Maggie Green would probably not wear this around town, even if she was out of her town and in another town, like Miami.
Sirale in the Czech Republic is pretty low-key, I’m told, so running around in a tube top may not be her thing.
Now Jessi Rhodes would probably leave the house dressed like this although I’m just guessing.
Harmony White lives in Miami and this cleavage-rounding number fits right into the dress code here. No problem getting past the bouncers at a club.
Morgan Page’s exposed bra with a top reminded me of the Seinfeld episode The Caddy about a girl who wore her bra like it was a top. (Madonna started that short-lived fad in the late ’80’s.) Morgan would definitely have no problem hailing a taxi.
I repeat: where have all the busty strippers gone?
Many of our newer models come from the web-cam community. Anjii Ross, Harmony White, Felicia Clover, Sabrina Linn, Brandi Sparks, Nikki Smith, Melissa Manning, Marilyn Mayson and more are web-cam girls. They play with themselves in their bedrooms with a camera running while guys at home watch by the minute on their computers.
I grew up going to strip clubs and I still go, although big-boobed Florida strippers are extremely rare. A local photographer who visits all the clubs here agrees with me. (He discovered Jezhabelle.)
Are big-titty girls no longer taking jobs in strip clubs? What’s going on? Strip clubs used to be great places to find SCORE and Voluptuous models.
When I started at SCORE, EVERY model was an exotic dancer or a showgirl. And now only a handful of new models are strippers.
Alura Jenson. The image of Crystal Gunns looks on.
Alura Jenson is a recent arrival. She strips at the all-nude, liquor-serving Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. I lived in Vegas in the ’90s and know the place. They used to have an old-school comic named Artie Brooks bringing on the girls.
Claudia Kealoha is a dancer in Fort Lauderdale, last I knew. She reads books by the famous Czech author Milan Kundera, by the way. He’d probably like knowing Claudia’s a fan.
Julia Juggs (Julia Sands) is a dancer and shakes it at Foxy’s, also in Las Vegas. That’s why she was perfect for the XL Girls movie Big Girl Strip Club.
Kalila Kane was a stripper, but now she’s a building contractor. Personally, I’d rather see her stripping on stage than writing up estimates.
Natasha Dulce dances in Tampa, a popular city for bars that bare titty. She was fired from McDonalds, became a stripper and found her way here.
Claudia Kealoha. I can't get the Hawaii 5-0 theme out of my head.
And last I knew, Daylene Rio was dancing at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California. Stephanie Stalls travels from club to club in North America, like Frank Day’s in South Dakota.
But this is just a fraction of the models compared to the big days of big-boobed stripper/models in our mags.
I have to wonder why busty girls don’t dance in strip clubs anymore. Am I missing some obvious reason? Is it easier for them to just turn on a computer and not have to drive to a club?
How come Sheridan Love, Maggie Green, Maserati, Melissa Manning, Kitana Flores and others are not dancing in strip clubs, if not full-time, then part-time?
Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone? Anyone know?
Harmony White is the latest visitor to SCORELAND. Pretty, girl-next-door looks, big tits, a curvy rear and a down-to-earth personality. Nothing could be finer.
Harmony debuted this week with an introductory pictorial immediately followed by a Tits ‘N’ Tugs yank-my-doodle dandy.
Harmony is a web-cam model and she likes to talk dirty during her cam shows. Girls with big boobs used to be plentiful in topless bars. We’ve found many strutting their stuff by a steel pole. Today the shift seems to be to the at-home web cams or it would appear so.
She likes to play volleyball. That’s a coincidence because many of us at SCORE like to watch girls playing volleyball.
Hit the video and get to know Harmony in her first Blog video-chat.
Alura is coming on Wednesday and cumming on Thursday.
There'll be no post-holiday hangover when Harmony debuts on New Year's Day.
Back in the late ’70s and early ’80s when I frequented adult movie theaters (the ones on Long Island in Bay Shore and Lake Ronkonkoma were favorites because they showed double features), the coming attractions would always be prefaced with a breathy, female voice saying, “Coming soon…to this theater.” She said “to this theater” so the previews could be shown in any theater, not just the one I was sitting in. I don’t know why I remember this. I just do. I also remember that the theater in Lake Ronkonkoma was called the Lake Ronkonkoma Art Cinema. Why were adult movie houses always called art cinemas?
I’m sure Elliot knows the answer to that question.
I also know that these two girls, Alura Jenson and Harmony White, are coming soon to this website. And I know that this website is SCORELAND.
Alura ends the old year on a bang. Harmony ushers in the new one with her fresh tits. Something to look forward to.