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What are you giving thanks for this Thanksgiving? The guy who’s attached to that cock is giving thanks for Sheridan Love

November 26, 2015 by Dave 3 Comments

Sheridan Love prefers cock to turkey. I made that up.

I hope Sheridan Love doesn’t drool like that at the Thanksgiving table, although I’m sure she doesn’t. Sheridan is a nice, classy girl, and she knows saliva strings aren’t welcome at most holiday tables.

Today, I’m giving thanks that Sheridan decided to do her first boy-girl scenes in 2015 and did them with us.

Sheridan is giving thanks for all the big, hard porn cocks we gave her. She gets another one today at SCORELAND.

In the coming days, you’ll be giving thanks for Cathy Heaven in a sleazy DP scene and new photos of Katie Thornton and newcomer Danniella Levy.

And have I mentioned that Roxi Red returned to our studio a few weeks ago? I haven’t? Her boobs are bigger than ever. GINORMOUS. I’ll try to drop a photo on you this weekend.

Meanwhile, Happy Thanksgiving.


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You gotta admit, having Valory Irene under your tree on Christmas morning would be pretty exciting. Which girl would you want under your tree on Christmas morning? And what do you want her to do?

December 24, 2014 by Dave 21 Comments


Yeah, I know. You all want Alaura Grey under your tree, and you want her to be fucking. But you must want something else, no?

Sing along! I saw Daddy kissing Valory Irene, underneath the mistletoe last night!

By the way, although tomorrow is Christmas morning, this is a non-sectarian question. The girl can just show up at your door. Just make sure you have some kind of gift for her. Some kind of package.


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A double feature big-boob boy-girl holiday weekend and much more at SCORELAND

November 27, 2014 by Elliot James 7 Comments

We’re giving away the farm here at SCORELAND, flooding the world with big boobs and sex.


New SCORE Girl Alyssa Lynn and new 40something Girl Cassie Cougar were shooting separately when they met in the dressing room. Of course, a camera was whipped out while the girls chatted and got to know each other. Alyssa was a nurse. Cassie was a secretary at a hospital. They both have big tits. They’re both horny. Plus, a solo set and vid of Alyssa.

Alyssa Lynn meets Cassie Cougar.

Friday: Cat Bangles’ first anal!

Sexual skills don’t come any hotter. Cat has only shot for SCORELAND. Cat came close to making super-stud JMac lose his load fast in her first boy-girl scene. Mirko deserves a cookie (and he gets one and more) for not losing his shit after what Cat does to his boner with her throat in the first few minutes. Way to go, Cat!

Cat Bangles' first ass-fuck. Am I being a douche for using the expression OMG?

Saturday: Red Vixen’s first hardcore scene!

There’s an acronym that’s been used at SCORELAND the past few years: WILF. “Wife I’d Like To Fuck.” The newest WILF is blue-eyed, redheaded sexbomb Red Vixen. The wife of a SCORE reader, Red was encouraged by her hub to pose, but it took her time to take the step. Red brings her special style of sex appeal to the big-boob show, a blend of erotic seduction and slam-bam fucking.

Red Vixen is about to scorch that bedsheet.

Sunday: Claudia Kealoha finally shows off her sexy body in ridiculously tiny bikinis in the dressing room. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. Dave asks Claudia what she does to stay in such beautiful shape. Claudia says it’s a combination of Muay Thai kickboxing training, jogging and swimming. Seeing is believing. Plus, Claudia puts on a spanking-hot cam show.

Claudia KeAloha talks about tits, stripping and sex this weekend. Excellent topics.

And then on Monday, a surprise when a popular SCORE Girl returns knocked-up.

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Big boobs in a star-spangled bikini and more: Meet slim & stacked Alyssa Lynn

July 3, 2014 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Alyssa Lynn makes her SCORELAND debut today. Alyssa was a cheerleader and soccer player in school. Now she has a different set of pom-poms to play with.

Alyssa was a licensed practicing nurse for five years. She started lap dancing when she was 21. Her home club is Club Risque in Philadelphia. Is there anyone who has contributed more to the well-being of American society than a lap dancing nurse? I think not.

“I take it as a compliment if the guy cums in his pants, but I’ve had guys literally just run out in the middle of a dance,” says Alyssa. That’s really coming and going!

Today, two sets and two videos of Alyssa. It’s star-spangled bikini time!

Alyssa makes her SCORE magazine debut in the Holiday ’14 edition, now heading off to the printers.

Alyssa Lynn sets off the fireworks.


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It’s Labor Day and the living is easy with Rockell

September 2, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Labor Day traditionally signals the end of summer.

You know what today means in America. No, not big sales at department stores and car dealers.

It means we celebrate the achievements of the American worker by not working.

But with Rockell rockin’ that star-spangled two piece and giving her salute, all’s well as we head into Autumn, when vacations end, busty coeds go back to class and the party’s over. Except at SCORELAND.

So drop your anchor and let this sexy southern belle ring your bell.

All hands on…deck!

Happy Labor Day. Don't work too hard!


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Erin go bra-less

March 15, 2012 by Elliot James 14 Comments

Topheavy of the mornin' ta ya.

Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.

When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.

A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.

And then I wake up.

Jay Sweet

Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.

Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.

Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.

Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?

If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.

And may the luck of the Irish be with you.

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Babes, boobs and brew

November 27, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments
That's not the kind of head we really wanted.

That's not the kind of head we really wanted.

Screw the turkey. Figuratively speaking, that is. The only three things that really count on a holiday weekend are babes, boobs and brew. And when all three are combined, you are treated to the vision of Renee Ross dressed in a beer-maid outfit from the Oktoberfest school of brew serving. I’ve seen those waitresses slinging seven steins at once, but we didn’t want to wear Renee out, and besides, Renee needed two free hands to peel off and play with herself. If only more tap-yankers looked and acted like Renee, and had kegs like hers, our lives would be so much easier. There are 78 more photos of Renee in “Boobfest” posted on SCORELAND. Bottoms up!

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Happy Fourth of July!

July 4, 2010 by Maria 5 Comments

Dear Scorelanders,

As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!



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