Tag Archive: Hooters

For Thanksgiving, it looks like Angel Wicky chose stuffing over potatoes

November 26, 2013 by Dave

Angel Wicky prepares for her feast.

A little over a week ago, Elliot wrote, “Angel’s first SCORELAND boy-girl is scheduled for Thursday, November 28. Prepare!”

Angel is newcomer Angel Wicky.

Thursday is coming soon. Thursday is Thanksgiving. On Thanksgiving, you’ll be giving thanks for Angel Wicky.

Angel gave thanks to us for giving her two cocks.

And now I’m going to ask you: When was the last time a SCORE or V-Girl made her SCORELAND debut by getting DP’d?

Prepare to fall in love. But not too deeply. If you only have one cock, it’s not going to be enough for her.

Angel, indeed.

 

Who will score in the 2013 Awards?

November 23, 2013 by Dave

Sha Rizel has the early lead for Newcomer of the Year.

Will this be a runaway year for SCORE Newcomer of the Year? Or will Sha Rizel have some competition?

Hitomi is trying to go rack-to-rack.

Can Hitomi become the next girl to win Model of the Year one year after she won Newcomer of the Year?

Will Crystal Gunns finally find her way into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? Or will Cindy Cupps (who discovered Crystal) or Julia Miles take her place?

Will Daylene Rio’s super-sized tits and ass earn her XXX Performer of the Year?

Side note: If Daylene wins, it might not be because her tits and ass are bigger. It might be because, very simply, she sucks and fucks a lot more lustfully than she used to.

Daylene Rio is bringing on the heat.

The voting is underway for the 2013 SCORE Awards. Magazine readers are already sending in their ballots. Website members will have their chance soon. Here are the finalists.

Cindy (left) and Crystal: There's only room for one.

Newcomer of the Year (for girls who debuted in the 2013 publishing year): Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Holly Brooks, Lolly Ink, Rockell, Roxi Red, Sha Rizel and Sirale.

Model of the Year (for non-newcomers who appeared in SCORE in 2013): Angela White, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Joana, Kelly Christiansen, Lana Ivans, Leanne Crow, Maggie Green, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Valory Irene.

XXX Performer of the Year (for girls who fucked in SCORE in 2013): Claudia Kealoha, Daylene Rio, Kelly Christiansen, Krystal Swift, Maggie Green, Maserati, Minka, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Stephanie Stalls.

Big-Boob Hall of Fame (for retired SCORE Girls): Busty Brianna, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Kelly Kay, Maxi Mounds and Morgan Leigh.

I’ll have a voting update next week.

 

The cure for the Affordable Health Care problem: Joana’s big boobs

November 22, 2013 by Elliot James

If there’s a nurse anywhere in the world who’s as stacked and as pretty as fantasy nurse Joana, our people at SCOREModelsWanted.com want to talk to her about modeling.

Joana may not be the answer to America’s health care crisis but she can make the suffering easier to handle.

On the other hand, if all nurses looked like Joana, the hospitals would be overwhelmed with patients, most of them goldbrickers.

See Joana tomorrow in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND.

The category is, “INCREDIBLY INTENSE XXX DEBUTS”

November 21, 2013 by Dave

"Make that a double," real-life bartender Elle Flynn said.

“Please put that finger in me.”

“Oh, I’m so fuckin’ wet.”

“Please untie me and fuck me.”

So says Voluptuous newcomer Elle Flynn at the start of one of the hardest, most-intense, non-stop fuck action hardcore debuts I’ve ever seen, live Friday at SCORELAND. Back home in Utah, Elle is a bartender. She has a boyfriend.

Well, she had a boyfriend. I’m not sure one guy is ever going to be enough again for Elle after the hole-stuffing Tony and Juan laid on her in this scene. And Elle takes every inch of dick, enjoying a face-fucking and pussy slamming and ending up with two loads of cum all over her face.

First-timer? Really?

Really.

Utah, eh? They’re going to stop her at the border. They’re going to say, “No, you can’t come in here. This place is not for you. Go to Nevada where you belong.”

Elle says her special talent is trivia.

No, Elle. Your special talent is satisfying multiple cocks.

“I plan to be on Jeopardy one day,” she said.

The answer is, “She got so much dick in her first hardcore scene that it’s a miracle she could walk the next day.”

“Who is Elle Flynn, Alex.”

Seventy-three. That’s the number of postings this month at SCORELAND

November 19, 2013 by Dave

This guy gets to have all the fun while Elliot toils in a dark room, working 20-hour days to pack SCORELAND with more photos and videos than ever.

I’m concerned. Very concerned.

Elliot has bags under his eyes. He’s not getting enough sleep. He shows up at TSG early in the morning and doesn’t leave until late at night. I’m reminded of the “Time to make the doughnuts” guy in the old Dunkin Donuts commercials.

The other day, I asked Elliot if he wanted to go to lunch. He looked at me with that Morty Seinfeld face and said, “Lunch? Who has time for lunch?”

Elliot doesn’t have time for lunch because, in case you haven’t noticed, the schedule of SCORELAND postings has increased exponentially over the past few months, peaking with the insane week going on right now.

Photos of Brittany Kendall, Lily Madison playing with her tits on the beach in the Bahamas and Terry Nova as a fucking nurse.

And that’s just today.

Wednesday? A double helping of Roxi Red. Thursday? A Cameron Skye double feature. On Friday, newcomer Elle Flynn’s first hardcore video and photos.

The weekend? A few days off for Elliot? No way. Then on Sunday and Monday, six postings in two days.

That’s a week’s worth for most sites.

Seventy-three postings in November. But somebody has to pay the price. That would be Elliot. For you, it’s $29.99. As Alfred E. Neuman used to say, “Cheap.”

 

A busty Angel has landed

November 18, 2013 by Elliot James

An Angel is here.

In her very first SCORELAND video and photo set, Czech newcomer Angel Wicky introduces herself and tells us all about herself and her interests, her hobbies and her sexual fantasies. Angel’s English is excellent and her voice is hypnotic.  She has a lively and bubbly personality. Click here for a preview.

Angel sings during this video, and it may be a cliche but she really does have the voice of an angel. She could be Christine in a hot version of The Phantom of the Opera.

Angel’s body is shapely and curvy. Big boobs, pretty legs, a hot ass and, yes, the face of an angel…what more could a guy want?

Angel’s first SCORELAND boy-girl is scheduled for Thursday, November 28. Prepare!

At SCOREVideos: Amber Bach is the “Busty Stripper Screwed On The Stage”

November 15, 2013 by Elliot James

Welcome back to one of the sexiest and shapeliest SCORE MILFs in Florida, Amber Bach.

Amber is a real-life MILF, not a fake porn MILF. In this scene, the guy fires a big pop shot in honor of this blonde bra-buster.

Amber started off as a stripper and lap dancer in Florida clubs such as Scarlett’s Cabaret in Hallandale Beach and Rachel’s in West Palm Beach.

Whether strippers will actually fuck a total stranger in a club, as happens later in this XXX scene, depends on the club and the strippers. Personally, I believe that sex should only be between married couples. A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

Amber could easily go back to stripping if she wanted. Just look at that toned body and those big boobs. She has good memories of jiggling her cans in the oddly addictive and heavily sexual atmosphere of dimly lit strip joints. A club manager would have to be a moron not to hire her. But Amber is happy the way things are now.

Actual proof that the ability to suck dick and fuck well might be genetic

November 11, 2013 by Dave

I'm kinda wondering if everything Savana Ginger knows, she learned from her sister.

When I met Savana Ginger a few weeks ago, the first thing I said to her (after, “Hello”) was, “Are you really Havana Ginger’s sister?”

She laughed and said that she was, really, Havana’s sister. Then she showed me her areolae, which I had seen before but never up-close and in person. That’s really all the proof you need that Savana is Havana’s sister. Those areolae run in the family.

Havana and Savana are twin sisters (but not identical twins). And for the one-percent of you out there who have never heard of her, Havana is one of the raunchiest porn stars in the world.

Savana is the good girl. Havana has done a ton of porn. Savana has done a little.

Okay, I’m beating around the bush. This blows my mind. They’re twin sisters, and they’re both porn stars.

Can you imagine growing up in their neighborhood?

Can you imagine growing up in their house?

Can you imagine going to their high school (they grew up in Southern California)? Pole-dancing class must’ve been a bitch. I mean, how can a girl compete with Havana and Savana?

Savana makes her SCORELAND debut today. On a pole. Two poles, actually. A stripper’s pole and a man’s meat pole.

For years, scientists have been trying to figure out which traits are genetic and which are not. I think we might be on to something here.