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Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.
Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.
Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.
Melons–or footballs–don’t come close to the size of Roxi Red’s breast fruits.
Picture if you will: answering a knock on your door during a vacation in Colombia, you see Shara Lopez standing there with a guide book in her hand.
“I came to guide you in the city of Medellin,” Shara tells a shocked Tony. Shara tries to tell him what she has planned for the day, but all he can do is stare at her tetas grandes.
“Are you paying attention?” Shara admonishes. Finally, she gives up. “Do you want to touch them?” Shara asks, the question of the decade.
There will be no tour of the city today. Shara will give him the guided tour of her sexy body. It’s a holiday of hooters for this vacationer.
This is Shara’s first XXX scene, and SCORE is grateful for the honor. Shara does what’s been asked for in many letters and emails over the years: play with her boobs and suck her nipples as she enjoys el sexo.
Shara Lopez is a natural in more ways than one on-camera.
These are the first things you see when she walks into a room.
It’s time for another round of my favorite game. This pair of blue-veined beauties belongs to…I think a lot of you are going to know this one. And she returns today to SCORELAND, so that makes it easier.
This is not Mary Waters, but do you remember Mary Waters, the super-busty natural from the 1970s? Now she had a pair of blue-veined beauties! We used to have a reader who wrote in all the time, and all he ever wrote was, “More Mary Waters!” Which was an odd thing to say since we might have shown Mary once or twice, max, in all the years of Voluptuous.
Can you think of any augmented girls with blue-veined beauties? It just doesn’t happen, does it?
Last weekend, Angela White won 14 Adult Video News Awards.
When I informed SCORE CEO and publisher John Fox, he said, “The long, winding road of Angela White’s career in adult has finally reached a pinnacle! I remember her as a chubby 18-year-old, wide-eyed girl, fresh off a plane from Oz, and so excited to be at SCORE to shoot her first adult content. What great tits!”
Spring 2003. It was a late night at the SCORE office. When you’re in this business, it often means burning the midnight oil. I was opening the mail and noticed Australia as the return address. It was a letter (yes, on paper) from a girl named Angela White. She was interested in SCORE. An 18-year-old girl from Australia who wanted to be a SCORE Girl? This was too good to be true.
It was true. We saw her at-home photos. We arranged a flight and a hotel. Angela walked into the building on June 9, 2003. The rest is big-bust modeling history. That first day, Dave and I interviewed the sassy teen on-video.
After Angela flew home, I emailed her and asked her thoughts about her experience.
She wrote back.
“What does being in SCORE mean to me? It means everything! Being a model meant that you got to prove to everyone that you were beautiful. I guess I really wanted to do that because I was insecure about my appearance. I was pretty chubby as a kid so I thought I had no hope. My dream was to appear in SCORE like so many of my idols, like Linsey and Autumn-Jade. What does it mean for me to appear in SCORE? It means my body can finally get the appreciation that it deserves, it means that I am actually living my dreams and it means that I can finally be myself.”
After that, Angela’s sex drive and energy only increased while she finished university, ran for public office and worked in an Australian TV series. She wrestled three choice girls in B.L.O.W.: the Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling as Hurricane Frances approached Florida. She won Voluptuous Model of the Year. She went to The Bahamas for a group shoot called Big Boob Paradise. She broke her hardcore cherry and asked us to arrange it (Angela White Finally Fucks). Enough DVDs and magazines to fill an Angela White library.
Fifteen years later, Angela continues to meticulously break through walls and barriers at her own pace. She’s now doing anal, double penetration, girl-girl-boy threesomes, interracials, interracial double penetration, double vaginal and double anal. The DVDs Angela White, Angela Loves Anal and Interracial Icon 4 are in eBoobStore.com and Angela White Is Titwoman is on the way. As Dave wrote, “Is this the teen sweetheart we used to know? Yes, she is, and that’s the best part!”
Shara is ready!
Shara Lopez! Photos and videos, sucking and fucking, loads of tit-sucking, this Saturday at SCORELAND.
The weekend will be here sooner than you think.
Just so you know where to aim.
Elliot writes, “There’s a trend at clubs and raves of girls wearing nothing but tape in different designs on their naked bodies and heels. It’s our kind of fad. There’s a special kind of tape, usually sold at adult stores, that peels off easily.”
Tigerr Benson is wearing some of that tape in her solo photo and video scene at SCORELAND. Yeah, solo. The fact is, Tigerr’s solo scenes are hotter than a lot of girls’ hardcore scenes. This girl handles a fuck toy as well as any girl I’ve ever seen. I’d put her in the same league as Fuck Toy Experts Morgan Leigh and Karina Hart, and that’s saying something.
There’s also a great bonus video in which Tigerr takes selfies of her tits and pussy and gives us a lesson in tit-fucking. This girl’s fuck talk alone can make you cum in your pants.
Will Tigerr win SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year for the second consecutive year? Results soon!
If you owned a car wash, Danielle Derek is the kind of uber-babe you’d want to work under you. Look at the detail and body English Miss Derek puts into this car wash.
“One of the guys I shot a scene with, I think it was Jimmy Dix, called me a fuck doll,” Danielle said. “I love being a fuck doll. I love being a guy’s sex toy. I love to wear high heels, full porn hair and lashes. It makes me feel hot. But I’m also a strong-ass bitch too. I’ve always been in this for the fun and the sex. That will never change!”
Danielle is in the running for SCORE’s 2017 Hardcore Performer of the Year. Dave will be announcing the winner soon.
Put your trust in Danielle’s hands.
Milly has creamy breasts.
There’ll be no crying over spilt milk this weekend as beautiful H-cupper Milly Marks pours cream all over her gorgeous breasts on Saturday at SCORELAND and oils them up Friday at XLGirls.com. Photos and videos of both scenes, of course, because that’s how we roll.
Has any newcomer ever had a better first year than Milly had in 2017? She went all the way, did her first girl-girl (with Codi Vore) and her first threesome. Finished off the year with her first anal scene. Is a DP scene in her future?
Best new tits of 2017?
Is Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year or XXX Performer of the Year or both in her near-future? Could be.
Anyway, enjoy your weekend with Milly, and if you’re already planning next weekend, there is one thing I need to tell you: Shara Lopez hardcore.
SCOREClassics.com isn’t all about the superstar legends of the past. For every Alexis Love or LA Bust, there were many other girls who filled the pages of SCORE and V-mag.
Shanelle Staxx’s layouts always wound up being published in Autumn issues (September ’94, October ’95, October ’97 and September ’98). The petite exotic dancer was one of the first to have a website, and like most of the feature strippers who posed for SCORE, she had a mail-order fan club.
It’s a joke that nostalgia ain’t what it used to be, but we have to debate that point. A lot of the guys who were of age back then prefer the way it was compared to now. The girls of the 1980s and 1990s are so different from the girls of today, it’s like the present-day babes are from another world. Many of the models like Shanelle were dancers who traveled the world, got to know the club-goers and industry people in person, appeared on television talk shows and in newspapers and posed for professional studios. They didn’t live in a social media cocoon, glued to their phones. I wonder how many models today would feel comfortable on a week-long Boob Cruise with a hundred people, if it was ever revived.
Shanelle won so many stripper contests that “I can’t even remember them all,” she said. “Traveling. That’s the best part of being a performer. I get to travel around the world. Australia, Europe and the US. It’s hectic and I live out of suitcases, but it’s very exciting.”
Shanelle did very little video modeling, so the scene we just posted is extremely rare.
Shanelle Staxx performed on the strip club circuit during the 1990s.
The cream has been applied. Will Vanessa shave her bush?
That’s the question looming above today’s new photo and video postings of Vanessa Y. at SCORELAND. As Elliot writes, “Naked, Vanessa gets into the tub, covers every part of her bush with shaving cream and picks up a ladies razor. The moment of truth has arrived. Vanessa is about to begin her shave when she freezes. Should she or should she not?”
Should she shave that famous bush? Will she shave that famous bush?
I’m a big fan of shaved pussy, but I think there are some girls who look better with bush. Or maybe I’m so used to them with bush that I can’t think of them any other way. Vanessa Y. is one of those girls.
Ah, the suspense is building like Episode 8 of the third season of Broadchurch.