Tag Archive: Hooters
July 29, 2023 by Elliot James
Ridge Crix is sitting in his car when he sees a blonde bombshell. She looks like she’s waiting for someone. Knowing you’ve got to make a move or you’ll never make new friends, he asks the bombshell known as Blondie Bombshell if he can help her. A true SCORE Man.
Blondie was supposed to meet a friend for a girls night out, but she’s been stood up. Ridge offers to drive her where she wants to go. She suggests his place. And away they go to take a trip around the bed.
We first photographed Blondie in late 2021, and only now has it sunk into my boob-besotted brain how tall Blondie is. She’s 5’10” in her bare feet, and in this scene, she’s wearing six-inch spike heels, so when she enters Crix’s apartment, she towers over him.
It’s difficult to estimate how tall a girl is when she’s laid out on the bed.
July 20, 2023 by Elliot James
It depends on how you look at it, like the “is the glass half-full or half-empty” question?
Charlotte Queen debuted at SCORELAND last month, and today she’s decked out in a red bikini at an indoor pool. She bought it just for this scene. In this photo, she does that “Gentlemen, start your engines pose.”
Girls in swimsuits will always be my all-time favorite look. Part of the appeal for me is you’ll always have the best luck spotting a girl with big boobs at a pool or a beach.
It turns out that Charlotte and Violetta know each other. That reminds me of the old saying about hot bikini girls: “Girls just wanna have sun.”
It’s a bikini world for Charlotte Queen.
July 13, 2023 by Elliot James
The size of Demmy Blaze‘s melons continues to weigh heavily on my mind. Unlike some of the fruits in today’s SCORELAND presentation, Demmy, and girls like her, don’t grow on trees.
Some fruits have been compared to cup sizes. Oranges are B-cups, peaches are C-cups, coconuts are D- or DD-cups, grapefruits are E- or F-cups and watermelons are G- or H-cups.
One of the biggest supermarket chains in Britain has their fruit suppliers ship melons no bigger than one pound, three ounces instead of the two pound, two ounce melons. The bigger melons were slower to sell, and a retail psychologist discovered that female shoppers subconsciously compared the melons to their own boob size, leading them to purchase the smaller fruit. When Tesco first introduced the smaller melons, they sold more than a million in two months. In America, bigger melons are more in demand except by urban female shoppers, who don’t want to carry heavy items from the store to their apartments.
Only the biggest watermelons can come close.
July 6, 2023 by Elliot James
“Do you love my big tits?” asks Isa Gomez. “I love them a lot, too.” She’s back at SCORELAND today.
I am submitting in writing today that I absolutely love every inch of Isa, not just her big boobs.
What I especially like about this set is the photographer capturing some classic big-boob poses, like this shot of Isa on her hands and knees, dangling her tits. When a photographer shoots a girl with a body and boobs like Isa’s, there are lots of positions he can put her in. Another photographer not experienced with big-bust shoots wouldn’t have had Isa put her left arm behind her to give us the perfect dangle angle.
The angle of the dangle is important.
June 22, 2023 by Elliot James
Sofia Deluxe returns to XLGirls.com today, and as Dave blogged last week, tomorrow you’ll see Sofia in her first sex scene with a dude.
I’m happy to see Sofia again. She’s looking sexier and prettier than ever.
A Deluxe body
June 16, 2023 by Dave
Xena can make a man happy about getting smothered.
Luckiest man in the world? The guy who’s not only getting smothered by super-stacked natural Xena Zoraki today at XLGirls.com but is also enjoying the pleasures of her mouth and pussy.
Another luckiest man in the world? The young dude who’s fucking Brittany Andrews‘ gaping pussy next week at 40SomethingMag.com. Yes, I did say THE Brittany Andrews. Boob Cruiser. SCORE Girl. All-around fun babe. Early in my career at The SCORE Group, I had dinner with Brittany at a restaurant in Pompano Beach, Florida. A crowded restaurant with lots of families around. Whether she’s playing with herself, fucking or just talking, Brittany is not a quiet girl. Her half of the conversation was rated XXX, and everyone in the restaurant could hear her. Me? I just sat there, tried to listen and stared at her tits. Like I said, I was a TSG novice at the time. Now, I’d probably do the same thing.
By the way, Brittany looks great. Her tits are perfect. And that pussy…man, does it gape! Funny how I noticed it before. Or maybe she told me about her gaping pussy while we were sitting in that restaurant. I can’t recall.
June 15, 2023 by Elliot James
“I always look for the largest-sized bra I can find, but it’s difficult for me,” new XL Girl Lauren Hill tells us. Lauren is the definition of a bra-stretcher. I know a winner when I see her, and I start hyperventilating.
Lauren Hill starts the weekend off at XLGirls.
May 18, 2023 by Elliot James
When I was visiting Oregon, I stopped at a service station to gas up. A girl came out of the station and filled my car. I found out that there’s a state law that drivers couldn’t pump gas. (I believe it’s been amended to allow half the pumps to be self-service.)
If you could either get your car gassed up by a gas pump girl who looks like Holly Garner or plug an electric cable into your car yourself, which would you choose?
I know which route I would be taking.
Here’s the main reason electric vehicles are a social and economic evil and an all-around bad influence: How are gas pump girls supposed to earn a living with electric cars cutting into their market share? Stupid politicians don’t understand.
Holly always pumps us up.
May 5, 2023 by Elliot James
Tanya Virago drops by the DP Enterprises office of Michael Fly and Deny Lou. They’re interviewing girls for a position at their company. Several positions, in fact, including doggie and double penetration. This is more than a sex scene; this is an athletic event. Tanya is a sexual super-woman.
I’ve interviewed a lot of SCORE & Voluptuous Girls. Tanya made this one extra-special.
SCORELAND: Before you became a porn star, did you do double penetration in your private life?
Tanya Virago: Most likely you will be surprised by my answer, but before my porn career, there was never a double penetration in my personal life.
SCORELAND: When did you first try anal sex?
Tanya Virago: The first anal sex in my life I tried at the age of about 20 years. I can admit that it wasn’t exactly what I expected. I think it was a little awkward, but I didn’t plan to stop after the first time, and now it’s my favorite type of sex.
Tanya gets the dick from both sides.
April 28, 2023 by Elliot James
If a guy is going to be distracted from watching TV, there’s no better way than the way Angie Bravo distracts her guy today at SCORELAND. To Angie, I say “Bravo!”
Angie’s mouth is watering.