Tag Archive: hospital

The cure for the Affordable Health Care problem: Joana’s big boobs

November 22, 2013 by Elliot James

If there’s a nurse anywhere in the world who’s as stacked and as pretty as fantasy nurse Joana, our people at SCOREModelsWanted.com want to talk to her about modeling.

Joana may not be the answer to America’s health care crisis but she can make the suffering easier to handle.

On the other hand, if all nurses looked like Joana, the hospitals would be overwhelmed with patients, most of them goldbrickers.

See Joana tomorrow in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND.

The answer to better health care is Nurse Terri from Emergency Ward K

May 30, 2012 by Elliot James

Ready for an exam? Nurse Terri Jane is ready when you are.

Our friend Terri Jane may not succeed in recruiting more nurses to this noble profession, but tomorrow’s SCORELAND examination definitely will inspire a wave of potential patients to check into Terri’s Emergency Ward K, drop their drawers and cough.

As soon as Terri says those five magical words, “It’s getting hot in here,” you know that all those exorbitant health insurance payments you’ve been making into the system are worth it. It’s called Bosom Care, and the US Congress is actually supporting this one despite the fact that Terri is English.

The problem is, Terri will put more guys into the hooter hospital than discharge them.

On the other hand, that may not be a problem with most of you as long as she’s head nurse.