Tag Archive: housewife

Sheridan Love is the “Housewife With Hooters.” Don’t ya want one?

February 27, 2016 by Elliot James

What a good wife she would be.

 

“This was a very cute scene,” said Sheridan Love about her XXX SCORE shoot “Housewife With Hooters.”

“It makes me think ‘pin-up.’ I like playing the sweet but naughty housewife. A hard-working man should have a hot wife in naughty lingerie waiting for him at home. In the middle of shooting stills, I was riding Tarzan cowgirl when all the lights went out. Around the corner comes the studio staff with candle-lit doughnuts, singing happy birthday to me while I’m still on his cock. It was both funny and weird.”

This is kind of a follow-up to Sheridan’s “Tonight’s Bride” scene. The wedding night first, now the domestic bliss of coming home to find a busty wife at home with a cocktail in hand for hub while she waits for cock.

Every tit-man should have a Sheridan Love at home.

Scarlet LaVey…homemaker?

April 23, 2013 by Elliot James

“When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act,” says Scarlet LaVey. “I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when it comes to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, ‘Oh, my god! Those are real!’ really loudly. I was like, ‘Yeah they are!'”

I, myself, want to see Scarlet LaVey walking down the street. In fact, walking anywhere. I’m a freak for busty girls just walking. And I would never yell anything at her.

Tomorrow’s pictorial at SCORELAND is a study in contrasts. Would Scarlet dress like Suzy Homemaker and bake cookies and cakes for a boyfriend? We’ll have to remember to ask the next time she visits our citadel of cleavage.

How'd you like to come home to Scarlet and her fresh baked goods?

The lowdown on going down…

August 11, 2012 by Dave

Krissy Rose wants to know, "Do you want to eat my pussy? Do you want to watch somebody eat my pussy?"

Today at SCORELAND, newcomer Krissy Rose sucks and fucks in the photo version of a video that can be seen at SCOREVideos.com. I’m very fond of Krissy. She’s a housewife, amateur model and cam girl. She lives in Las Vegas. As Elliot wrote, “She’s both a housewife model and a model housewife.” She lost her cherry to her husband, but now she enjoys fucking guys who aren’t her husband. The title of her scene at SCOREVideos is, “I’m Married But I Like To Get Fucked By Other Men.”

She likes to have her pussy eaten by other men, too, and that’s what I’d like to discuss today. Cunnilingus. Drinking from the furry cup. Carpet munching. Muff diving. Tipping the velvet. I’d never heard of that last phrase. I saw it on Wikipedia.

You know what? The phrase “eating pussy” is best.

Anyway, in her scene, Krissy gets her pussy eaten by porn stud Sergio. The camera spends a few minutes looking up from a very nice angle as he fingers her pussy and licks her clit. Meanwhile, Krissy’s looking down at what’s being done to her and kneading her tits. I love this little two-minute stretch. It’s super-intimate. It shows me that Krissy is really into what she’s doing (and what’s being done to her). And, for some reason, when a girl is having her pussy eaten on-camera, she seems even more totally exposed than usual.

So here’s my question. It’s about eating pussy. I’m not going to ask you if you like eating pussy (although you should). I’m going to ask you if you like seeing a girl getting her pussy eaten by a guy on-camera. And, if so, why?

By the way, if you don’ like seeing it, check out Krissy’s scene. She might convert you.

 

And the answer is…

April 26, 2011 by Dave

The great Diane Poppos has emerged from retirement and is ready to show her tits–and lots more–to you.

Diane Poppos, bustier than ever, coming to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com for an exclusive interview with me and Elliot on Wednesday, May 4. And, yes, of course, we politely asked her to take her tits out. And, of course, Diane complied. She’s very nice in that way.

You know how they say women get sexier as they mature? Diane is definitely more voluptuous than when we last saw her, and she’s a lot sexier, too.

Now pop those buttons, Diane!