Tag Archive: Huge Boobs
Gya seems to be saying, "Should I or shouldn't I?"
Gya Roberts has been shaving her pussy at SCORELAND. I know, great news, right? There’s nothing sexier than a girl shaving her pussy bare, right?
Okay, let me try this again. Gya Roberts has been shaving her pussy at SCORELAND. The video went live Monday. The photos went up today, although if you ask me, I wouldn’t mind if they took that video and the photo right down. Women should NEVER be encouraged to shave their pussies. Natural is beautiful, right?
The shaved vs. hairy pussy debate will never be settled, which is why for some, the sight of Gya Roberts shaving her pussy is going to be the hottest thing they’ve ever seen while for others, it’s a pussy tragedy. “Why, oh why, did you have Gya shave off all of her beautiful, natural fur?” some will ask, while others, cocks in hands, will marvel, “What a beautiful, bare cunt!”
Which side are you on?
A pretty girl, a pole, a sunny day.
No, not pole as in man-pole.
Pole as in a vertical metal pole.
Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.
It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.
Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole. Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.
When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.
Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.
Crystal Gunns works that pole.
Deborah Blue, now-retired German pole-wrapper.
Persia Monir, Florida stripper.
The current SCORE DVD catalog, graced by Felicia Clover.
K.S. of Yorkshire, England writes, “During an idle moment at work the other day, I was flicking through my newly-received SCORE DVD catalog (hey, it’s that kind of workplace), the one with Felicia Clover on the cover. Two of my male colleagues were present, so I invited them to check it out. Amazingly, without even turning a page, one of them denounced Felicia as ugly while the other (to whom I’d handed the book) tossed it back to me and wiped his hands down the front of his pants (as if they’d been contaminated), sneering, ‘You don’t know where she’s been.’
“I was both affronted at their trashing of my taste in women and gobsmacked that there are actually men in this world who would wrinkle their noses at a goddess like Felicia Clover (although I outwardly displayed neither emotion). I actually feel sorry for guys like that who feel that they can only admit to liking supermodels amongst their peers for fear of being laughed at. Oh, well, guess that’s two you can safely scrub off your ‘future subscriber’ list.”
Thanks for writing, K.S., and I like the story, but I kind of wish you had put those two guys in their place. I will guarantee that if Felicia Clover walked up to those guys, their tongues would drop out of their mouths. They’d have instant boners and would be standing there trying to figure out what to do with them. And if Felicia bent over and said, “You can put that right here, honey,” neither would have hesitated.
It is sad but true: Some men either 1.) Allow society to dictate what they like; or 2.) Refuse to admit what they like (big boobs) for fear of being made fun of. But made fun of for what reason? “I like big tits and a nice, round ass” is something to be ashamed of? I don’t think so.
I am proud to admit that I watch the TV show Fashion Star. I do not, however, watch Fashion Star to see the skinny models. I watch the show because one of the judges is Jessica Simpson, and she has big, full tits, and she almost always dresses to show them off.
So, I ask you: If Jessica Simpson can be proud of her body on a show filled with skinny super-models, why can’t any V-Girl be proud of her body? And, it goes to follow, why can’t any V-Man be proud that he loves V-Girls?
K.S.’s story…has that ever happened to you?
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
Stacie Starr: plenty of tits.
Here’s the situation: You’re about to leave a men’s room stall when Stacie Starr (or someone with impressive tits like hers) bursts in.
You’ve never seen her before in your life.
“Is anyone in there?” Stacie asks, knocking on the door of the stall. “I wanted to suck some cock! Can you help me out with that?”
That’s what happens in the opener of Stacie’s video from MILFtugs.com.
What do you do?
I know this is difficult to visualize so click here for the trailer.
What do you do? Do you thank her and leave? Or do you let her suck your cock and eat your jizz? Right there. Right now.
Stacie has great, big tits and a very fuckable body. I was extremely impressed with her blow job, jerk job and titty-fucking talents as well as her dirty mouth.
If Stacie’s not a phone sex operator in her spare time, she should be. She says filthy things I never heard before.
So what would you do?
Go? Or come and go?
The game can wait, buddy.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.
Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.
Wearing Daisy Dukes or what's left of them.
Subject of my next book, "Profiles In Cleavage."
Happy Birthday to Crystal Gunns born March 20th.
You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.
Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
We begin with a beer at 6PM.
6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.
2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.
You’ll need a cold shower yourself when you see Venera’s shower pictorial at SCORELAND.
Venera gets wet in a cool bathroom and must undress and get out of her wet clothing. She must not catch a cold. This shoot is from the May ’13 SCORE, and like any Venera pictorial, her posing skills bring tears to the eyes, whether it’s a hanging shot or a super-flexible spread pose.
I guess the odds of Venera becoming an American citizen are long, but a TSG editor can daydream. Then we could photograph her once a month.
The blue bra Venera wears at the beginning of this photo shoot was the prize in September ’12 SCORE’s bra giveaway contest. We have a winner and he is subscriber Mr. B.D. of St. Cloud, Minnesota.
Upon notification of his winning this rare trophy, Mr. B.D wrote: “Are you kidding me? That is totally awesome. I never win anything! I am very thrilled. How do you frame a bra, by the way?”
Venera's rack is a miracle.
Before, Lana was a busty hottie.
But now her rack is off the charts.
There are many good reasons to get your hands on the June 2013 issue of SCORE, which is on-sale right now in the digital version at eBoobStore.com (the print version hits newsstands and eBoobStore.com this week). Mega-boobed natural Roxi Red sucks and fucks cock. Alura Jenson shows off all of her fuck holes in her SCORE debut. Dolly Delight creams her tits. And there’s more.
But the best reasons to pick up the June ’13 issue? You’re looking at ’em. That’s Lana Ivans. She used to be a DD-cupper. Now she’s destroying G-cup bras.
“I put on some weight, and it all went to my chest!” Lana said.
Seeing is believing, and the new Lana is one amazing sight. There have been a lot of great growth spurts in the history of SCORE (Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s and Autumn-Jade’s are the first that come to mind), but this one is history-making. A very good model is now great.