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Breast o’ the SCORELAND blog: Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2024 by Elliot James 12 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.

Midnight.

2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.

 

You wait, and hope, and pray…and then Mariza Rabbit hops into your life

March 16, 2024 by Dave 5 Comments

Mariza has a lot to offer no matter which way she’s facing.

Ah, the life of a magazine editor. A deadline approaches. You check out the studio calendar and see that there’s a great new girl on the schedule, but she’s being shot right in the middle of production. By this time, you’ve planned out most of the magazine, but you’d really like to get the super-stacked newbie on the cover. The thing is, you don’t know for sure that the shoot is actually going to happen. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to have a big hole in the mag, and, you know, you can’t have nothing on the cover. The Beatles tried that with the White Album…although I guess that turned out pretty good for them, didn’t it?

Well, waiting and hoping turned out pretty good for us, too, because Mariza Rabbit did show up for her scheduled shoots, and her body was everything we’d hoped it would be and more…more being that big bubble butt of hers.

Mariza makes her SCORELAND debut today, and I’m sure you’ll have a lot of questions about her, but I know one question you’re definitely going to ask, and the answer is…

Well, it’s either yes or no.

Kitchen paradise with Molly Evans

March 14, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Molly Evans is back at XLGirls today, and I have to say that this photo set and video has everything, and the kitchen sink, too.

I can never get enough of Molly, a beauty who started modeling for us when she turned 18.

If I had a kitchen appliance company, I would have launched an advertising campaign with Molly as a spokesmodel. The refrigerators and dishwashers would sell as fast as I could make them.

If I had a car dealership, Molly would be the face and body of my advertising campaign.

Welcome to MollyWood.

 

Hey, Sofia Vergara, you wanna see giant boobs? Look here!

February 2, 2024 by Dave 7 Comments

I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.

Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”

Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.

You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.

Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!

Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?

Give it a rest.

You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.

Girls that look down on their own boobs. In a good way.

January 25, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Returning  to SCORELAND today after her second boy-girl scene, voluptuous Aly Guzman checks out the view, and what a view it is! Aly packs enough boobage to make a bra-maker pass out.

The age-old question comes to mind: Can Aly see her feet when she looks down? I’d say yes. Bra-smashers like Aly make things difficult for us because most girls just can’t come close to her in breast size.

Later on, Aly squirts like a firehose when she hits her sweet spot. A photographer should pack a raincoat in preparation for a moment like this.

The South American girls love their toy and finger play, especially with the big dildos and vibrators. When they shop for toys, they must go straight to the husky section.

Aly enjoys her scenic sights.

BREAST EXPANSION ALERT! Barbie Nicole has gotten even bustier, and that’s saying something

January 13, 2024 by Dave 6 Comments

Now this is a Barbie I’d want to play with.

It’s always wonderful when an already-busty girl goes even bigger, and Barbie Nicole, who returns to SCORELAND, has done just that. Basically, her boobs have gone from huge to ginormous, and she can proudly take her spot, if she hadn’t already, among the greatest super-slim, super-stacked SCORE Girls ever, and I’m thinking the girls of the 1990s.

I had the pleasure of interviewing Barbie just before Christmas in Miami. Hialeah, actually, at the home of one of our studs. No, she didn’t fuck on-camera and doesn’t plan to, although I was half-hoping he’d run downstairs and stick his dick out to see what might happen. Barbie is 5’6″ and weighs around 120 pounds (16 pounds of that are tits), but in-person, she looks tiny (other than her tits, of course). She’s a little woman with boobs and booty. Oh, I guess I didn’t mention that one of the reasons it was such a pleasure to interview Barbie was that she had her tits out for most of the interview. She invited me to feel them, but I maintained my professionalism. I think Elliot has the interview on the SCORELAND calendar.

Barbie is the covergirl of the issue of SCORE we just wrapped up. She was very excited when I told her about that, so excited that her nipples got hard. Or was that my imagination. Anyway, it was her dream to be a SCORE covergirl, and in a few months, she will be.

Enjoy Barbie at SCORELAND.

 

Two newcomers visit XLGirls.com

January 5, 2024 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Nicole Colina debuted yesterday. Nicole has beyond-gigantic boobs, and buying bras is a challenge for her. She’s making the most of her gifts by becoming a model.

I’ve known about Bea York for a few years. This is Bea’s first time at XLGirls, and today, Nicky Rebel, has the honor of sucking her big tits and boning her.

Nicole

Bea

 

The Sweet Life

December 28, 2023 by Elliot James 2 Comments

“I like the feeling when a guy looks at my breasts and he gets nervous and excited,” Natasha Sweet said.. “It makes me feel like a queen. I don’t like it when a guy pretends to be a challenge because I think this means he is not really attracted to me. This is acting, not being himself.”

On the flip side, Maserati once told us that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her or even ignore her.

So you never know. I’ve written a few items in my SCORE magazine column about professional pickup artists, the guys who hold seminars and sell self-published books. Most of them advocate ignoring girls. Their opinion is that ignoring girls makes a guy a challenge. I think this technique will mostly fail.

2024 will be eight years since Natasha came our way. That’s what I call longevity. I hope we see more of her next year.

This scene is unusual because the photographer has Natasha fully nude from the start. The video and photo set is posting today at XLGirls.

Natasha admires her treasure chest.

 

Holly Garner talks about her first hardcore scene, now at SCORELAND

December 22, 2023 by Dave 13 Comments

The waiting is over.

Today’s the day! Holly Garner’s first hardcore is live at SCORELAND, and I couldn’t be more excited. Actually, I could be if I were the one actually fucking Holly, but those are the breaks. Just for the record, I was not surprised when Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Chloe Vevrier broke their hardcore cherries. I was surprised that Sheridan Love and Angela White waited so long. Maggie Green? Surprised. But not like this. This is on a whole different level. The Most Surprising Big-Tit XXX Debut Ever.

Enjoy the first of three Holly XXX scenes that you’ll be seeing at SCORELAND.

SCORELAND: How come you decided to have sex on-camera?

Holly: It seemed to me that this would be an interesting experience, and it is!

SCORELAND: Did you enjoy doing the scenes?

Holly: Not all the scenes were perfect, but I definitely enjoyed them a lot.

SCORELAND: How do you think your fans will react to them?

Holly: I hope that the assessment of my beloved fans will be positive. But I am also ready for negative assessments. I have to deal with judgment quite often. Everyone has different tastes and opinions, and I accept that.

SCORELAND: How is sex on-camera different from sex in your personal life?

Holly: The first experience seemed completely different from ordinary sex. I always thought that people’s facial expressions during sex don’t look very aesthetically pleasing and I tried to relax my face, but I soon realized that I wouldn’t succeed. The second experience was brighter. I think everything comes with experience.

SCORELAND: Do you think you’ll watch your scenes?

Holly: This is a very interesting question! I’m still in doubt, but I’m afraid that I won’t be able to cope with my curiosity.

Once you’ve seen Alexya, she lives in your head forever

December 3, 2023 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Alexya‘s fan base at SCORELAND have called her F-cups the best they’ve ever seen. This is her latest scene.

Our attempts at video interviews usually veer off the road because Alexya usually busts out laughing.

When we ask a question, Alexya is silent for a second and then slowly smiles. We can see the giggles coming. She tries to hold it in and then she starts laughing.

There’s nothing like a pretty woman with big breasts laughing.

“I don’t think of modeling as work,” Alexya said.