Words fail me, so I’m hoping you can help me describe what we’re seeing in this photo
Great Brit newcomer Katie Thornton from a photo set you'll be seeing at SCORELAND today. Elliot calls her "the perfect SCORE Girl." I have to agree.
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Valory Irene brings her titty talents to South Beach
The spectacular Miami scenery.
“Valory’s Florida Vacation,” in which the great Valory Irene shows off her incredible body and spectacularly shaped naturals all over Miami, Florida and South Beach, kicks off today at SCORELAND. And while it’s true that Valory spent two days in our neck of the woods and acted like a tourist–meaning she saw the sights and went to the beach–it’s also true that Valory isn’t just vacationing in Florida. She’s living here, too. Yes, Valory is no longer living in Ukraine, and if you’ve been keeping up with the news, you know that’s a good thing. She’s now living in Florida, and she hopes to go for her masters degree in finance (she already has a bachelors).
“It’s so nice to be in Florida,” Valory told me. “And I think my breasts have gotten bigger!”
Are the two related? Possibly. Sunshine and warm weather are good for tits. Also, Valory is probably eating a healthier diet than she did in the Ukraine. She certainly looked healthy when I saw her.
That was the first time I’d met her, by the way, and I was charmed. She’s pleasant, intelligent, funny. And that body…she was wearing what should have been a loose-fitting T-shirt and shorts, and she looked spectacular. I really wasn’t ready for how impressive she is in person.
I asked Valory the difference between American and Ukrainian men, and she said, “Here in Florida, people are more relaxed. More friendly. They have more fun. They dress more casual. In the Ukraine, women dress up all the time. Even if they want to throw out the garbage, they always have makeup on. Here, it is not like that. And about men, some American men are too forward, which I don’t like. It depends on the person. Some are very nice.”
She also said, “Men are men.” I think she meant that in a good way.
Anyway, welcome to America, Valory Irene. It’s great to have you and your tits in close proximity.
And now, it’s time for you to show Vee VonSweets that you think she’s special
Vee doesn't think it's the man's job to wash the car.
Vee VonSweets, who debuted at SCORELAND last month and returns today (and gets very wet), is a nice girl. I liked her a lot when I met her in the studio. Yeah, she has G-cup tits with a 26-inch waist. That always makes a good first impression. But I liked Vee’s personality, too. She’s very down-to-earth, something some people might not expect from a Jersey girl. Hey, it’s not Vee’s fault that Jersey Shore gave Jersey girls a bad name. There’s a good reason Bruce Springsteen sang that he was in love with a Jersey girl.
Vee now lives in North Carolina. That seems more her speed. When she goes out wearing tight tops, which she does very often, the guys in Carolina don’t yell out, “Nice tits!” Of course, they think it.
Here’s Vee on dating:
SCORE: Let’s say you’re on a first date with a guy. What should he do?
VEE: I like different kinds of dates, not just dinner and a movie, so anything different. I like cigars, so maybe a cigar lounge or an amusement park. Something you can’t do every day.
SCORE: Should he ask you what you want to do?
VEE: I think he should plan the date if he’s asking me out. He should let me know that he put some thought into it. Let me know he thinks I’m special.
SCORE: Are you at all old-fashioned? Should he hold doors open for you?
VEE: I’m not old-fashioned. I don’t think he even needs to open the car door for me.
SCORE: Okay, so the chances of a guy getting lucky on the first date are…
VEE: I have never had sex on the first date, but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t. I’m open to it.
SCORE: Vee, you’re very open to possibilities: sex on the first date, girl-girl, anal, three-ways.
VEE: Yes!
Boobs With A Smile
Unfortunately, Sofie Style doesn’t have any girlfriends that she can talk to about posing for SCORELAND. But you never know. Maybe one day she’ll meet someone who can fit into her kind of 38DDD bra.
Sofie is back today and she’s getting breastfully clean.
Sofie's slippery but she's fun.
Hanging out in the kitchen with Larissa Linn. Who has the greatest hangers ever?
Larissa Linn is just hanging out in the kitchen.
Newcomer Larissa Linn, who returns to SCORELAND today, has great natural hangers. She’s 21 years old (her birthday was this past Sunday, June 7), and she still has great hangers. What surprises me about Larissa’s tits is that they’re full and heavy and yet they still hang beautifully. Usually, great hangers are a bit more pendulous (think Autumn-Jade before her growth spurt and Nicole Peters, who might have the greatest hangers ever).
Okay, who has the greatest hangers ever? I think Larissa is in the conversation. She’s also going to be in the conversation for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year.
Bikini sex, bigger-than-big boobs and Amy Anderssen
Men applaud when Amy walks past them.
Fresh air is nice. Banging Amy is even nicer.
Here is my theory.
Ridiculously small string bikinis and monokinis were invented so Amy Anderssen and girls built like her could put them on and drive the big-boob community insane.
This scene is dedicated to Amy’s mad sex skills and her super-slim body, huge tits and bumper-butt.
I must issue a warning about Amy in “Bikini Sex.”
The management is not responsible for a meltdown or uncontrollable swelling lasting more than four hours, starting with the introduction when Amy stretches out her SCORELAND tank top, grinds her ass and jiggles her jugs before she jumps on Rocky’s junk. Look for the slow motion scene of Amy’s ass as she walks. Starts today at SCORELAND!
Look who came back to hang with us!
Man, look at those hangers. Some of the greatest ever.
The great Renee Ross, star of Sex & The Titties, KJUGS and All The Way Renee, returns to XLGirls.com today. Renee’s return is certainly a major event in the big-boob world. May 13, 2015 marked the first time she’d walked through our studio doors in over five years. We thought she was a part of our past. Now she’s back with us.
Renee is still living in Virginia. She’s still a nurse. She still has huge tits. And she’s as personable and bubbly as ever. I’m not trying to play favorites here, but…well, I guess I am. Renee has always been one of my favorites and a real pleasure to interview. Speaking of which, today’s return photo set and video is accompanied by a video interview.
And just in case you need a refresher, Renee’s credits include Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, two-time V-mag Model of the Year, appeared in 23 magazines and nine DVDs.
Renee, it’s great to have you back.
Guess whose?
We hadn't seen these giant naturals for a long time.
Blissful boobs
Says Joana, “The bigger the breasts, the more love you have to give.”
I like Joana’s New Age philosophy. She doesn’t believe in “less is more.”
“I love having big breasts. I didn’t like them at first, but I love them now.”
That’s a relief. It would be a sad world if Joana didn’t want to share nature’s precious bounty.
I’ll say it again: Where are the Americans as stacked and pretty as Joana?
New Joana pictorial and video now showing at SCORELAND.
Joana says it's not easy finding good bras that fit comfortably.
What happened to Sha Rizel’s tits? They got bigger, that’s what!
Sha's big tits are now overwhelming her chest. That wasn't the case a few years ago.
Sha Rizel‘s growth spurt was all-natural. No additives. No silicone. Look at the size of those puppies!
A new photo set of Sha went up just the other day at SCORELAND. Sha just missed completing the SCORE Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double (six girls have done it), but with her bigger tits, she just might pulled it off in 2015. Not to mention that Sha is just as slim and just as beautiful as ever.
This weekend at SCORELAND: Emilia Boshe fucks (Friday), Nadia Villanova fucks (Saturday) and Joana shows off her big rack (Sunday). I betcha you thought I was gonna say Joana fucks, too. No such luck for now. Maybe one day.
Next Thursday at XLGirls.com: The great Renee Ross returns!