Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)
I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.
On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.
It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.
We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.
The XLGirls.com video now playing, “Diane Poppos Returns,” is actually Diane’s very first T&A video shot here, besides her two interview vids, and not counting the Diane Poppos Collection of home videos shot by her horndog ex-husband. She talked about making this video in her interview on Wednesday. I thought the clothing she wore was the sexiest looking outfit she’s ever worn. That button-down and the micro-skirt? Wow!
Diane shows off her massive hooters for the first time in years, shakes and hangs ’em, gets totally naked and fingers her pussy in this 20-minute breastival. Most of us at TSG never thought we’d hear from Diane again. She’d been retired from modeling and enjoying life back at home. It was a surprise to hear from her after so long and an even bigger surprise to be asked if we were interested in having her back. And her front. I’m glad it all worked out.
People are always asking us what the “chances” are of a popular but inactive big-bust star coming back to model. How can a question like that be answered? It can’t. There’s always a “chance” so there can never be a definite answer that closes the book. I didn’t think that Carol Brown would come back.
Who would I like to see come back as Diane did? Lemme see…Susie Wilden, Via Paxton, Kellie Garnett, Inesse, Heather Michaels, Carrie Lynn and Sammie Black, for starters. The odds? Not good. Then again, Poppos is back, out of the clear, blue Texas sky. So you gotta stay positive. Diane has renewed my faith. She has cleansed me of negativity and doubt. It’s like Christmas in May.
A big birthday shout-out to Mandy Pearl of England. The only girl in the world to play topless tennis with Karina Hart.
No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.
Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.
Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.
There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.
I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?
We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.
Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.
Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:
1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.
2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?
3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.
4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.
5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.
5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.
6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
Inesse modeled from 2001 to 2006. A businesswoman, modeling was a fun hobby for her. Inesse added a few pounds halfway and was pretty zaftig by the end. I wish we had gotten videos, too. She was spectacular. Harmony Heart moved faster than The Flash. She only did two videos and three pictorials, and that was it. Her blow skills are spectacular. She can suck down pipe like the most seasoned porn sluts. Trisha Banks was another in-and-gone model. She was filmed in Canada. Her few appearances generated a lot of fan mail. Nicola Moore is a Brit of Jamaican heritage. Her heyday was the late ’90s. After that, she vanished. Muff men took notice of Nicola. She had a panty beaver as dark and dense as the Black Forest. Well-inked Selexia Rae does a nut-busting sex scene in a restroom on SCORELAND(on DVD in Busty Slut Expo) and a second equally sizzling rock-n-rolla on SCOREVideos. Happy birthday, ladies.
