Tag Archive: Isis Haze
August 28, 2014 by Elliot James
Karina Hart douses her headlights.
Now the truth can be told.
Breast-men were responsible for the ice bucket challenge sweeping the globe.
Think about it.
Who else would challenge girls to put on T-shirts or tank-tops (and sometimes swimsuits) and dump icy-cold water on their heads while someone video-records it and posts it on social media?
Isis Haze: wet T-shirt contest winner.
Ice water meeting breasts equals pointy nipples and more.
I’m telling you that tit-men are collecting these videos and jacking.
I’m not trying to throw cold water on the challenge, but I feel I must reveal the truth.
Note from Dave: I have an update coming up tomorrow on the big-boobed girl from the hamburger joint. Things are looking good. She dropped by SCORE Central on Wednesday for test shots and to take a tour of the building. She’s very excited. I’m very optimistic. More tomorrow.
The end result of an ice bucket challenge. Now do you believe?
August 12, 2014 by Elliot James
November 1999 SCORE magazine.
The cover of the November 1999 SCORE said it all with 20 photos of the slimmest and bustiest babes ever showcased in the magazine. These super-busty favorites were selected for a special photo collection called “Supersized!” aka “The 20 Club.”
How were they picked? The minimum requirements were that the girl’s bust measurement exceeded her waist by 20 inches or more.
How many super-hooter heroines can you identify on this cover?
The “Caught in the Act” section featured Darien Vain, live on stage at T’s Lounge in Pompano Beach, Florida. (The club is still there. Isis Haze danced there last week.) With the busty feature dancer scene pretty much faded away at strip clubs, it became less-productive as time went on to continue sending photographers to local clubs for “Caught in the Act.”
Busty Kathi, a well-known big-bust Internet star, posed for an exclusive photo shoot and chatted in an interview I did with her. Although she had a regular job as a technical writer and was a married mom, Kathi ran an advice column on the Web called “Ask Kathi,” and she was a treasure chest of information about breasts, their care and maintenance.
They asked Busty Kathi for advice. She would answer.
Bobbi Roxxs came to us through Alyssa Alps. They met at a strip club called Temptations in Tucson, Arizona, and Alyssa recommended SCORE to kick-start her career to national prominence like so many have done. Before becoming a dancer, Bobbi spent six years in the U.S. Marine Corps after graduating high school. She was also a billboard model for the Marines recruiting department. (“The Few. The Proud. The Busty.”)
Bobbi Roxxs' first pictorial.
College coed by day, dancer by night, Vicki Valentine also made her debut, along with Ashley Heart, who went from teen model to busty SCORE Girl. A Florida dancer named Becky Johnson returned, and Linsey Dawn McKenzie made her seventh SCORE appearance.
Rounding out the edition was “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge and “Boob Beat,” which checked out New Jersey Web model Toni Marie, and a Minka and Lisa Lipps photo shoot. The “Scorecard” readers’ forum was filled with letters of praise for Diane Poppos. “On The Road” with Alyssa Alps traveled to Toronto, Michigan and New York. That girl was always on the go-go-go.
And that’s the way it was 15 years ago in SCORE magazine.
March 25, 2014 by Elliot James
A Breastacular DVD.
8 hours of 33 SCORE Girls on 3 DVDs.
For $39.95?
That’s Breastacular.
No guys. Just sexy covergirls and centerfold girls.
Breast and nipple pleasure, lip-spreading, top-stretching, toying, bra destroying, working-out, showering, stripping, oiling, jack encouragement, dirty talk and more.
Alia Janine, Angel Gee, Bella French, Beshine, Brooke Tyler, Cameron Skye, Cassandra Calogera, Charley J. Matthews, Christy Marks, Contessa Rose, Dominno, Estelle Taylor, Eva Notty, Isis Haze, Jessi Rhodes, Karen Fisher, Karina Hart, Katarina Dubrova, Kelly Christiansen, Kitana Flores, Kora Kyrk, Kristy Klenot, Kylee Nash, Lillian Faye, Mandy Pearl, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Morgan Page, Rockell, Sha Rizel, Sheridan Love, Stephanie Stalls and Taylor Stevens. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com.
Sheridan Love: One of the 33 Breastacular SCORE Girls in this 3-disc DVD.
May 23, 2013 by Elliot James
Dinner is served.
Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.
Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious. So tasty and tempting.
Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.
What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.
She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)
Behold this cuming attraction clip.
And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).
It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.
September 1, 2012 by Elliot James
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Victoria Lane finds something interesting on the ceiling.
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Valory is ready to put the bite on Lana.
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Why all editors are hotheads.
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Kerry finds this part of doing laundry not fun.
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Isis Haze goes airborne at Grand Daddy’s in Schoefield, Wisconsin.
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Jenna gives funny face.
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That’s a whole banana in Colt’s throat.
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And it’s covered by most insurance.
May 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
See you again, Michelle.
Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.
Yanine born May 15.
Today is Terry's B-Day.
November 26, 2011 by Maria
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Sophie Mae keeps all her areas moist.
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Lillian Fay looks slippery…we like that.
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Karina Hart loves to shower so much, she does so…in her clothes!
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Jacky O. likes to keep her parts showered and pierced.
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A little soap goes a long way on a nice set of tits like Isis Haze’s.
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Daylene Rio is so fresh and so clean.
We have talked to you guys about the benefits of wet T-shirts.
We have discussed how you get a SCORE girl wet.
And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
So wet, so good.
xoxo
Maria
September 18, 2011 by Dave
This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.
The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.
I have a story to tell. About 20 years ago, I was driving through downtown Portland, Maine after covering an American Hockey League game. I was headed back to my hotel when I spotted this hitchhiker who was literally standing in the middle of the road, thumb out…and tits just about out, too. Now, I’m not one to pick up hitchhikers–it’s too dangerous–but I am one to pick up busty hitchhikers. So I stopped, and she got in. Stumbled in, actually. This girl was bombed!
“Hi,” she said when she finally settled in. “My name is Chanel. Chanel with the big tits.”
I swear she said that.
Anyway, I asked her where she was going. She asked me where I was going. And, long story short, she eventually invited me back to her place.
I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.
Now, there was no mention of money, so I don’t think she was a hooker. I think she was just a drunk girl who wanted to fuck. Why me? Heck, it could’ve been the guy in the car behind me if I hadn’t stopped.
But I didn’t fuck her. We got back to her place, we both got out of the car, and as we headed toward her apartment, I kept having these visions of what might be waiting for me inside, an angry boyfriend with a gun, a vicious dog, or maybe some friends who would rob me and beat me up. I mean, for all I knew, she was setting up an ambush.
Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.
So, as she headed toward her door, I headed back down the stairs, into my car and back to my hotel.
Now, I could’ve taken a chance. A lot of guys would have. But by that time, I was so turned on by her big tits and her slutty attitude (and a few other things that had happened along the way) that I didn’t need to fuck her. And, ever since, I’ve had a thing for 1.) Hitchhikers; and 2.) Girls named Chanel.
Anyway, about two months after I arrived at SCORE in 2001, I was asked to help plan the On Location Key Largo shoot. And when we were trying to come up with scenarios for Kerry Marie, I was the one who came up with hitchhiker. Guess who I was thinking of?
So, busty hitchhikers…I love them. And even though you don’t see many hitchhikers these days, if I ever again see a girl like Chanel with her thumb out, I just might take that chance.
Meanwhile, Kerry Marie, Arianna and Isis will have to do.
July 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Plenty of leg room in this model.
While most hitchhikers tend to look like Freddy Krueger, here’s a bunch who can warm the backseats of our cars anytime. Lexxi Tyler will be backseat driving at SCORELAND on August 5. Lexxi can do whatever she wants to do back there. Looking back may not be the safest thing to do for our driver. She’s more dangerous than texting and drinking. What could he say if he was pulled over? “I’m sorry, Officer. Lexxi distracted me by pulling down her top and tugging her panties to the side?” I’m amazed she hasn’t become a porn star.
At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.
Isis Haze is also another driver’s distraction. She should change her name to Isis Road Hazard. However, we did find out that the buzzing sound was not coming from the dashboard.
At least with Jolie Rain, the driver wisely pulled over to the side of the road so Jolie could attempt repairs on his stick shift. It turned out that he actually needed an oil change. After checking his dipstick, she drained his pan. All three of these auto-buffed beauties are a cab driver’s dream. They’re why we tint our windows.
The kind of backseat driving you like.
May 19, 2010 by Elliot James
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Redd Adaire born May 26.
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Nicole Tyler born May 25.
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Dusty Rose born May 23.
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Kandi Cox born May 23.
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Isis Haze born May 23.
Isis Haze was discovered by a veteran Boob Cruiser named Ricky in a club called Silk Exotic in Juneau, Wisconsin. He sent some snaps to BeAScoreModel.com, and before long, Isis was washing the photographer’s car.
At home in Sin City Las Vegas, Kandi Cox (SCORE Xtra #7) rides a Harley around town. She did a hot nurse-patient scene with Cindy Cupps in Bosom Buddies #5.
Nicole Tyler sailed twice on the Boob Cruise in 1997 and 1998. I think Nicole manages a club these days.
Dirty talking Dusty Rose needs a raunchy dude who’s looking for pure action and knows how to control a dominant woman.
Redd Adaire does strip-o-grams, lap, table and stage dancing, and jug collections. Jug collections? In British strip pubs, a dancer collects tips in a pint glass called a jug before she performs on stage. Happy birthday, ladies.
