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Kelly Christiansen: The Jackumentary

May 30, 2014 by Elliot James

Kelly signed a bra won by SCORE reader B.B.

When Kelly met Melissa Manning.

“Before I walked into the studio the first time, I really, honestly did not think I could pose, and coming in and having such a good time and seeing the magazines, definitely, I couldn’t believe it. It was great.”

That’s a quote by the great Kelly Christiansen (Big Tit A-List 2, SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored and seven other DVDs plus 10 magazines).

2011 SCORE Model of the Year winner Kelly is back in civilian life after a popular run at SCORE over several years.

Will Kelly ever return to modeling? We always say “never say never,” but for now, Kelly has called it a day.

A Jackumentary that’s new at SCORELAND salutes this beautiful babe who brought so much to the Big Top.

What are your thoughts about an all-Kelly DVD with every video she ever made, including her SCOREtv scenes and blog videos? Would you order one? I’ve been thinking about pitching this idea to the DVD people.

20 Years of Minka: The Jackumentary

April 29, 2014 by Elliot James

 

Minka wins Hardcore Performer of the Year 2013.

Minka's first SCORE magazine was the October 1994 edition.

In a world where big-bust models come and go, 20 years of continuous involvement is an amazing achievement. The October 2014 SCORE magazine (on-sale July 8, 2014) will mark 20 years since Minka’s debut in the October 1994 issue. The issue will feature a 10-page special devoted to Minka.

Before becoming a dancer and model, Minka was a ranked tennis player, something that remains her passion to this day. “One day, I was playing in the Asian Olympic Games in Chicago, and my friend, she’s a plastic surgeon, she and I were showering together and she said to me, ‘Why don’t you get into the men’s magazines? Don’t teach tennis. How much money can you make teaching tennis?’

“I didn’t even know about the magazines. I had never seen them. So she brought SCORE magazine the next day, and she said she’d never seen any cover of SCORE with an Asian girl. She said, ‘You have a photogenic face. You’re going to make it.’ When my friend showed me the magazine, I saw the telephone number and that’s what I called. I sent three Polaroid pictures. In all the pictures, I had a natural smile on my face. And it was going to be the first time an Asian girl was on the cover. That was very important to me.”

Minka was, in fact, the first Asian model to become a covergirl for any big-bust magazine.

A just-posted Minka “Jackumentary,” now showing at SCORELAND, is a tribute to her resilience. Click here for a preview.

The weekend at SCORELAND

March 22, 2014 by Elliot James

Pillow Fight: In this rare video, you’ll hear Sha Rizel speak in her native language, translated into English by her lovely new friend Valory Irene. Hitomi drops by for a visit. Congratulations to Sha, winner of SCORE magazine’s 2013 Newcomer of the Year.

Triple Play: In a world where there are too few hot babes with big boobs and too many horny guys, there are bound to be conflicts when two suitors wind up at Sensual Jane’s place at the same time.

The Student Body: Hitomi makes the perfect college coed. She goes home, takes off her clothes and does her homework in bed. An A student. Congratulations to Hitomi, winner of SCORE magazine’s 2013 Model of the Year contest.

Foxy Fitness: Being a porn star takes endurance, flexibility and strength. Shay Fox shows how she stays fit to fuck.

The Summer Sinn Jackumentary: Summer walked into the SCORE studio on July 20, 2004 and became a regular from that day on.

This is our kind of March Madness at SCORELAND, not guys in shorts running around.

The great big boob porn stars of SCORE: Daphne Rosen Jackumentary Part 2

February 17, 2014 by Elliot James

Daphne Rosen: one of the great superstars of big-bust porn. Tomorrow at SCORELAND, part 2 of Daphne’s “Jackumentary.”

Highlights from several of Daphne’s boiling hot anal and girl-girl scenes. Never-before-seen footage of Daphne raising a ruckus at the SCORE building. Working in the customer service department of the eBoobStore. Bloopers! Candid video! Chats! Sports! We drop trou for Daphne.

 

What do Nancy Kerrigan, Tonya Harding and Eva Notty have in common?

January 21, 2014 by Dave

Eva gets this guy's cock so hard, you could crack somebody across the kneecap with it. Instead, Eva sucks it.

I have to admit, I was pretty fascinated by ESPN’s “30 for 30” documentary about the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure-skating scandal, “The Price of Gold.” It takes us back 20 years to when Tonya’s buddies–with or without her knowledge, nobody knows for sure–cracked Nancy, her main American rival for the Gold Medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics, across the knee. I made the mistake of switching off to it during a timeout during one of the football games, and I was so fascinated that I kept watching.

Well, I’d like to tell you that I got back to the game (49ers vs. Seahawks) in time to watch the end, but that’s not what happened. Because I went to check my email, and while I was there, I snuck over to SCORELAND, and what did I find? A Jackumentary! Yes, I went from ice-skating documentary to a big-tit jackumentary about Eva Notty, and although I didn’t jack to Tonya and Nancy (good luck with that), I did jack to Eva.

How could I not? Now that would be a scandal.

The Eva Notty Jackumentary is airing now at SCORELAND. It’s very educational. In it, Eva shows her tits and pussy and fucks a lot. If you’re an Eva fan, you don’t want to miss it. If you’re a fan of jacking off to hot, slim ‘n’ stacked babes, you don’t want to miss it.

Does anybody know who won the game?

 

 

The Tera Cox Story, this Monday at SCORELAND

September 15, 2013 by Elliot James

Tera Cox‘s time modeling was way too short. But that’s reality.

I’m always careful about avoiding the thought-trap that once a girl starts modeling, she’ll continue for years and years.

Once a model leaves the studio and goes home, I know there’s a possibility we won’t see her again. The fact is, many SCORE and Voluptuous models are in it for the short term. That’s why I always tell people to appreciate them in the here and now. The other day, I got an email from a reader asking when a model will return. He’s emailed about her before. She’s one of his favorites. But the girl he emailed about is busy with other life activities and has moved on. She had her lark, she had fun. Now it’s on to other things. It’s true that some models who were out of the spotlight suddenly come back, but most of them don’t.

That was the case with Tera. So working with Mike, one of our talented video editors, we put together a fast-paced 37-minute video dedication to this mid-western, huge-chested girl-next-door that covers her brief but dynamic time at SCORE. Dave coined the word “jackumentary,” and that’s what we had in mind when we were making “The Tera Cox Story.”

Tera was 23 years old and wore a 36H-cup bra when we first met her.

“I started waitressing at a local dance club. I was dressed conservatively, but the owner got nervous when he saw me and said ‘You can’t dress like that! Take that outfit off.’  This was a club in Missouri. He didn’t have uniforms so I waitressed in my bra and underwear!” One of the customers told her she’d be great for SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. Tera checked us out and sent in her photos. And that was how it all began.

Maybe one day she’ll give it another go, like Diane Poppos did. It would be great, but I don’t wonder about that. I can continue to enjoy the pictures and videos she made when she was here.


Tera Cox: SCORELAND still gets letters about her.

 

 

 

“Renee Ross Jackumentary Part 2,” now showing at XLGirls.com

August 26, 2013 by Elliot James

The second part of our Jackumentary” tribute to Renee Ross is now posted at XLGirls.com.

Loaded with great footage of this readers’ super-favorite, Part 2 includes never-before-seen video of Renee posing for a swimming-pool photo shoot and demonstrating how she uses a bidet in the bathroom of the models’ dressing room. Renee boxes with Samantha 38G on the set during the making of K-JUGS The Movie and tells us more about her hot self in several candid chats. She talks about blow jobs, tit-fucking, her favorite positions and more.

There’s also hardcore thrustin’ and suckin’ that’s never been seen on the Web. This is not just a “Jackumentary.” It’s a labor of love.

Here’s to Renee Ross. Next Wednesday, September 4, K-JUGS will be shown for the first time on the Internet, beginning with Chapter One plus additional behind-the-scenes extras.

Renee with Bailey Santanna in the dressing room during the filming of K-JUGS.

Netflix gives you “House of Cards” and “Orange Is The New Black.” XLGirls.com gives you “Scarlet LaVey: Tattoo Exploration” and “Renee Ross: A Jackumentary”

July 30, 2013 by Dave

Scarlet is a very colorful girl.

There’s a lot going on at XLGirls.com these days, and I’m not just talking about Lisa Canon getting DP’d  (that happened on July 12), Sarah Rae looking sensational (and sensationally stacked) in a sheer body stocking (that happened on April 19) and Marilyn Mayson busting out of a tight top and fingering her asshole (that happens today).

I’m talking about the kind of stuff you don’t usually find at an adult website. First, Scarlet LaVey in “Tattoo Exploration,” which went live Monday. In this special video, 20-year-old Scarlet takes you on a guided tour of the many tattoos that make her body a more-colorful place. Some people might think,”Oh, these girls just throw tattoos onto their bodies without giving it any thought.” But that’s not true, at least as far as Scarlet is concerned. In this video, you’ll learn a lot about Scarlet and her many tattoos. But you’ll also get sensual, closeup views of her voluptuous body like you’ve never seen before. If you like girls with tattoos, you’re going to love this video. If you don’t like girls with tattoos, give it a look anyway. Sweet Scarlet might change your mind.

Find out what makes Renee click. And suck.

And, tomorrow, “Renee Ross: A Jackumentary.” Our first XLGirls.com documentary, as the general public might call it. Informational and jackable. You learn something and you cum. What could be better?

Of course, what you’ll learn has everything to do with the two-time V-mag Model of the Year’s mouth, tits and pussy. But, hey, that’s educational, right?

I’d call it XLGirls Original Programming, but everything at XLGirls.com is original. This stuff is just more original.

What’s a jackumentary? It’s a documentary you can jack to!

July 23, 2013 by Dave

Elliot is staring at Renee's tits so he can memorize them for the test about "Renee Ross: A Jackumentary."

I thought I had invented the word “jackumentary.” I was so proud of myself. Then I did a Google search and found out that the word “jackumentary” had been used for a YouTube video about the pirate Jack Sparrow and an episode of some show called Bizness As Usual, as well as a few other times. In all instances, the word “jackumentary” was used for a piece of video involving someone named Jack.

Of course, when I thought of “jackumentary,” I had something else in mind. Jacking. You know, spanking the monkey. Pulling the pud. Jerking the Johnson. Choking the chicken. Thus, a jackumentary would be a documentary you could jack to.

I hereby take credit for being the first person to use “jackumentary” in this way. Patent pending. Copyright 2013 by The SCORE Group. All rights reserved. Pat Riley invented “three-peat.” I have “jackumentary.” Got that?

Anyway, what I had in mind was something along the lines of what you might see on Bio (the cable channel) but with a naked lady. A bio of a SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You learn something and you get to jack. What could be better than that?

Premiering next week at XLGirls.com: Renee Ross. A Jackumentary.

You’ll learn something. You’ll stare at her tits. You’ll jack. When it’s over, you’ll say to yourself, “I just learned something and I feel much better!”

More details coming soon.