Tag Archive: Jane Dior

Girls who have big boobs wear the funniest T-shirts

December 20, 2012 by Elliot James

SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

But it gives me a kick to read ’em!

Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.

Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)

Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”

That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.

I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.

Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns

Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane

Colt 45

Cynthia Romero

Sunshine

Vixen LaMoore

Felicia Clover

 

 

Bodacious birthdays!

September 4, 2012 by Elliot James

Wanted! More SCORE readers like H-Cup Jane & Richard Woods

June 6, 2011 by Elliot James

 

Jane & Richard get the SCORELAND tour.

Jane & Richard get the SCORELAND tour.

SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.

SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.

SCORE doesn’t have roller coasters or animatronic robots in its building, but it could be said that we have thrill rides. We’re always happy to show special guests the place and give them a guided tour of the different departments.

When Richard Woods and his wife, H-Cup Jane Dior, visited the SCORE building for the first time, our photographer Jose grabbed a few pix on the SCOREtv set in the studio during our tour. As you can see, H-Cup Jane lives up to her name and seriously stressed that tiny, pink tee she went home with. (She could be a model herself.) We may not have Space Mountain at our office, but we do have magic mountains, as Jane proves. A SCORE reader since issue #1 in 1992, Rich was in Miami to speak about his “Unlearn” approach to life at a seminar at the recent Exxxotica expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center and showcase his new book, Unlearn Vanilla Marriage.  We’re not saying that this book will help you get a big-boobed wife and muse like H-Cup, but, hey, it can’t hurt. And I guess we’re doing something right to have fans like this with us for nearly 20 years.

Boob Bloopers

December 8, 2009 by Elliot James

When Jane Dior, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns and Chelsea Charms bellied up to the bar in Las Vegas, they didn’t kid around!

They call this the Booze Cruise.

They call this the Booze Cruise.

The new waitresses are working out very nicely.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.