Tag Archive: Jennifer Vokova

After Titmas, the clean-up begins!

December 26, 2012 by Elliot James 1 Comment

I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.

No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.

But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.

Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.

They’re just maid to be busty.

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Today at SCORELAND, busty Jennifer Vokova is a French maid. Why?

December 13, 2011 by Dave 15 Comments
Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?

And then there’s French maid.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.

But French maid? Why French?

I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.

Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”

I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?

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Showing the love

October 1, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
You could hibernate for the winter in there.

You could hibernate for the winter in there.

Ivy Darmon

Ivy Darmon

Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.

Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.

Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.

Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.

Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.

Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.

Born to bare it.

Born to bare it.

Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.

I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27.  Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.

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