Tag Archive: Joana Bliss
April 11, 2022 by Dave
I never thought we’d see the day that Joana went all the way.
It was no April Fools Day joke. I told you it wasn’t. Besides, I hate April Fools Day.
Which means the only question was whether the big event would happen…whether the unnamed big-boobed girl would break her hardcore cherry after a very long wait.
Well, I am happy to say it happened and we have the pictures and the videos!
Yes, after 18 years, the great Joana Bliss, two-time Voluptuous Model of the Year, went all the way, sucking cock and fucking and all that good stuff. And you’re going to see it soon.
How soon? I don’t know. Hey, the photos and videos just arrived in the office today after a long journey from Prague, Czech Republic. Very long.
February 12, 2022 by Elliot James
“A very good friend of mine taught me about yoga, and I started to practice,” Joana Bliss said.
“They don’t get in the way when I’m practicing Yoga. I love having big breasts. I didn’t like my breasts at first, but I love them now. I do a lot of spiritual things, like meditation. I enjoy it. The important thing is to love each other and the rest becomes perfect.”
Looking to Bliss out? Look no further than Joana Bliss and her hypnotizin’ eyes.
January 27, 2022 by Elliot James
“I have a positive personality because of my meditation and my Yoga,” said the one and only Joana Bliss. “I was 16 years old when I started. I think everyone should practice these ancient ways.”
Joana shows off some of her daily practices in today’s new video and photo set.
Here’s a pop quiz for you. Don’t cheat by looking it up. In what year did Joana first appear in Voluptuous magazine?
2005
2008
2004
2003
And while I’m Blissing out over Joana today, here are two group photos suitable for framing.
I don’t know what Joana’s Yoga pose is called but I like it.
Valory, Hitomi, Sha & Joana.
Bozena, Kelly Kay, Crisa, Joana, Eden & Florri.
December 11, 2021 by Elliot James
Today you can bliss out with Joana Bliss.
Joana is a jiggle belle Xmas gift spreading that good ol’ holiday cheer. I can’t think of a better reason for the season.
Santa never had a helper like Miss Bliss.
What surprised me this year was Joana’s oily breast massage video. I’d never seen a man lay his hands on her treasure chest. Girls, yeah, but not a guy.
I think of every Joana scene as a gift. Tits the season.
Jiggle all the way, Joana.
November 20, 2021 by Elliot James
That’s the great Joana Bliss getting an oily breast massage from a man’s hands in a scene shot in point-of-view.
I never thought I would see this.
This is a first at SCORELAND since Joana debuted in 2004. Joana’s only posed solo or with other girls over the years.
All of Joana’s SCORE shoots are still up on the site and at the JoanaBliss.com section of BigBoobBundle.com.
Everyone has their favorite Joana scenes. For me, it’s shoots from Joana’s 2014 trip to the Dominican Republic with Hitomi, Valory Irene, Sha Rizel and Vanessa Y.
Sometimes I wonder if Joana bathes in water from the fountain of youth. She essentially looks the same as she did when our team filmed her in 2004. It may be her New Age lifestyle of yoga, meditation and diet.
Those are real hands, not CGI hands, on Joana’s big, juicy boobs.
April 2, 2019 by Elliot James
We’ve gotten some unusual requests over the past 27 years at The SCORE Group. They range from requests for the extreme to the mild yet offbeat. We welcome them all.
A domestic fantasy for some.
“Hi, there. Can you do more ironing videos? I love seeing girls ironing.”
This was from someone who calls himself “NeoAngel.” He didn’t mention folding and starch or no starch. The photographers actually did a few of these as bonus videos with Maya Milano at SCORELAND and Krystal Swift and Monica Love at XLGirls. They weren’t done in an erotic or sexual way. The girls were ironing their clothes while they answered some questions. Krystal did the second half of the video topless. No one commented on the ironing itself. NeoAngel saw them and wanted to see more of the girls ironing. Me, I’d rather see a model in a tank top driving a car. There’s some footage of Nila Mason driving in a recent XLGirls video that I really enjoyed.
“The guys really detract from the fantasy! I mean, c’mon, it’s really difficult to get into your hardcore. There’s nothing quite like the sight of some monster cock to ruin the mood. In fact, it’s flat-out disgusting! And if your rationale with cocks is putting a little something in there for the ladies, I dare say the majority of your readership is comprised of red-blooded, heterosexual males, so you ought to do a better job catering to us! If you spent more time focusing on what made you popular, instead of pandering to the bisexual guys out there who likely appreciate your homoerotic photo spreads.”
The comment above was from “Dew,” who really doesn’t like to see the girls with guys and let us know it with a sledgehammer. The hardcore versus no-core has been a subject for years. It’s definitely not added for the ladies. There are relatively few female members of SCORELAND. We did get a very nice letter from a female fan who commented in the Africa Sexxx blog posting. Anyway, getting rid of hardcore is not an option.
“Please show more pictures of chicks getting fucked on top of cars.”
This request from D.W. is a difficult one. We’ve done a few scenes in a car or van and I think they were all done in a garage, not outdoors. The movie Big Tit Tune-up had a couple of scenes of girls fucking on cars with the hood open.
“How about life-size posters of the members of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame? They would sell like hot cakes!”
Jerry submitted this request. I don’t know how the market for hot cakes is doing, but I kinda liked this idea. I once had a life-size door poster of the character Vampirella that sells for some crazy amount of cash these days. SCORE and V-mag used to occasionally include posters as freebies. They weren’t life-size posters, but they were cool. These days, digital videos are the magazines’ premiums.
Your Uber or Lyft dream driver?
February 17, 2019 by Elliot James
The answers are yes and yes.
The BigBoobBundle gives you access to 37 sites starring the greatest, hottest SCORE and Voluptuous Girls from classic SCORE Girl SaRenna to Voluptuous superstar Joana Bliss.
There are different plans to suit every budget. One pass gets you into all 37 sites. If you’re a tit-man, the BigBoobBundle has three decades worth of bra-busting mega-stars.
The newest addition to the BigBoobBundle is Stacy Vandenberg (with special guest Maria Body).
For a complete list of the girls and the sites, click here.
Just added to the BigBoobBundle: Stacy Vandenberg.
May 5, 2018 by Elliot James
Give it up for Lara Jones.
Saturday, Lara Jones returns. Sunday, legendary Joana Bliss. Two incredibly voluptuous, statuesque breast goddesses that even Leonardo and Michaelangelo could not have done justice to in marble. With videos and photographs, who needs stone?
Winning SCORE‘s Newcomer of the Year contest was a surprise for Lara. Her first SCORE magazine pictorial was published in the last issue of the year (December ’17), and usually that’s not enough exposure for a newbie to build up enough of a following to win. But this time was different.
Sunday, we go with Joana to our gym, rented just for her, so we can watch her bounce on a workout ball, fold and unfold her curvy body into yoga poses, and marvel at her tit-swinging moves (shot in slow motion). She’s a boob-jiggling advertisement for the effects of a healthy diet, yoga, meditation and all-around clean living.
Fully loaded Joana Bliss.
June 21, 2017 by Dave
Dressed for success.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
May 20, 2017 by Elliot James
A workout of Bliss.
This weekend, two new scenes of these ultimate super-naturals. The spectacular Joana Bliss today and the incredible Micky Bells on Sunday.
Joana hasn’t been seen at SCORELAND since November. She visits a gym, and there’s lots of boob action, including slow-motion. This scene came from a suggestion I submitted to the studio because we’ve never seen Joana work out.
The gym manager didn’t see Joana doing this scene (the place was closed for the shoot), but he did offer her a free lifetime pass before she and our crew exited.
Micky gets hot, oily and sweaty.
On Sunday, Micky gets hot when she spends some time in the sauna getting oily and wet.
Micky thinks her bells now weigh 1.5 to 2 kilograms (3.3 to 4.4 pounds) each. There’s also a Bonus chat video with Micky. Her voice is very sexy.
Micky likes to bowl. I’d love to see her bowl naked. In fact, I’d like to see her and Joana bowl naked together. But for now, I’m happy to see them back.
