How Jordan’s date turned into a DP.
You can’t not give a girl like Jordan what she wants. You just can’t. This blonde bra-buster has never heard the word, “No,” especially when her question is, “Can I have a DP?”
That’s right: Today at SCORELAND, Jordan gets DP’d.
And on a totally unrelated subject…do you know what the hardest task in the world is? Coming up with a list of the 20 Greatest V-Girls Ever, meaning from the beginning to now. Go ahead. Just try and you’ll see what I’m saying: See how many great girls you’ll have to leave off the list. Elliot and I have been going back and forth on this for days. I brought it up to TSG Chief John Fox yesterday, and he smiled and said, “Dave, these are the decisions editors have to make.”
Yeah, like whether to cut off my left hand or my right?
Okay, it’s not that tough. But close.
Go ahead. Just try. Top 20 girls in the history of Voluptuous magazine. Bet you can’t do it.
The digital version of the January ’16 issue of SCORE is on-sale now at eboobStore.com; the print version officially hits the racks Tuesday, but you may be able to find it already at your local newsstand or adult store. Apparently, some of you already have it because I’ve been receiving votes.
Long-time SCORE readers know that the January issue is always the contest issue, featuring the finalists for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, XXX Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. The online voting booth will open at SCORELAND next month, and I don’t want to spoil all the fun by naming all the contestants. But I will tell you that the finalists for Newcomer of the Year are Desiree Vega, Jordan Pryce, Kate Marie, Katie Thornton, Larissa Linn, Liza Biggs (she didn’t make her first SCORE appearance until the 2015 publishing year), Mia Khalifa, Samantha Lily and Shelby Gibson.
Remember, what counts is the 2015 publishing year, not the 2015 calendar year. There’s a big difference, as long-time mag readers also know.
This category is a tough one. No single girl had as much impact on the porn world in 2015 as Mia Khalifa, but she probably doesn’t have the boob power to win. The rest of the field consists of a tantalizing mixture of naturally stacked girls and slim ‘n’ stacked babes in the SCORE tradition.
Who’s your girl?
Also in this issue, the mag debuts of Dolly Fox, Cathy Heaven, Claudia KeAloha and Alexya, plus XXX layouts of Harlow Nyx and Sandra Milka.
And, of course, the ballot. Don’t forget the ballot.
Big year. Big issue. Get your copy now in print or in digital with video.
The SCORELAND Blog is a good platform for the topic I’m going to throw out here.
For years, there’s been a debate, on various forums among hardcore porn super-consumers, the guys who watch tons of the stuff like other people watch sports, about the differences on-screen between European porn girls and their American and British counterparts. Who’s hotter? Who’s natural and who’s mechanical in their scenes? Who’s more attractive, better at hardcore and better built? Who’s more high-energy or, on the flip side, approaching coma levels? This debate never seems to end and probably never will.
But this Blog won’t be about that.
In the SCORE universe, the girls with enhanced breasts seem more interested in doing hardcore porn than the natural-breasted girls. Or they may seem more interested because they often do hardcore from the start instead of waiting and returning to try it.
Sheridan Love, Tigerr Benson, Amy Anderssen, Alyssa Lynn, Sandra Star, Claudia Marie, Brook Ultra, Holly Brooks, Claudia KeAloha, Nadia Villanova, Bridgette B., Sharon Pink, Mischel Lee, Cathy Heaven, Patty Michova, Jenna Jayden, Lolly Ink, Barbie Kelley, Red Vixen, Marta La Croft, Harmony Reigns, Angelina Castro, Annelise Croft, Jordan Pryce, Mia Khalifa/Callista, Savannah Stevens and Demmi Valentine do hardcore.
Naturals that do hardcore are as great at sex on-camera as the enhanced girls, but the natural numbers are still behind.
Naturals who do hardcore: Liza Biggs, Maserati, Cat Bangles, Sirale, Elle Flynn, Anastasia Lux, Roxi Red, Katarina Dubrova, Cameron Skye, Maggie Green, Alana Lace, Krystal Swift, Harlow Nyx, Chloe Rose, Veronika, Marie Leone, Barbara Angel, Emilia Boshe and Cassie Cute.
So why this difference between naturals and augmented girls in the hardcore world? And does a breast connection even exist? It may not. Some girls get boob jobs because they want to become porn stars or models. During the early years of SCORE, girls got boob jobs and became dancers then moved into hardcore.
So the question is, why are there more augmented girls in hardcore than the naturals?
Mia Khalifa (formerly Mia Callista)
A rack for your favorite store's mag rack.
The big book of big boobs and sexy girls is now hitting racks. Get your copy of the October ’15 SCORE before it’s sold-out or get it direct from eBoobStore, no fuss, no muss.
Tablet user? Get the digital copy with added video.
Covergirl Desiree Vega makes her debut, and she’s one of five newcomers. Marta LaCroft, Sofie Style, Harmony Reigns and Larissa Linn become SCORE Girls this month.
Top German porn star Sandra Star returns after too long an absence. For those needing a Vanessa Y. fix, this fan favorite returns, too. In hardcore humping, Maggie Green’s fuck show ends with a cum-face, and smilin’ Terry Nova gets cream-filled.
“Boob Beat” chats with Alyssa Lynn, “Scorecard” (Score@ScoreGroup.com) features the breast of readers’ letters and Otis Sweat paints another “SCORE Next Door” that should be hanging in a museum.
The DVD HardSCORE 6 is previewed. This 3-disc set features 15 XXX scenes with the big-busted superstars of sex:
Look at the trailer here.
Jordan Pryce, a steamy, dreamy Russian, returns in her second SCORELAND XXX scene, “Sex In The Pink.”
Jordan's date is Russian right over.
Jordan likes to dress in pink. She calls herself “JordanFuckDoll” on Twitter. Her life is all about the boobs. She’s a thrill-seeking heat missile in search of rude, nude, lewd and screwed adventures. She likes to do the nasty. A lot. She’s very orally oriented. Always licking, swirling her tongue, sucking.
“Some girls just suck the cock like it is a chore,” Jordan says. “I caress it with my mouth, and I always pay a lot of attention to the balls. I like to get them in my mouth and get them nice and wet. I like to make a man’s cock all sticky with my saliva and then let it drip onto my big tits.”
Jordan could make a guy lose it just with her sexy voice. “I like boob fucking.”
Jordan has the craziest fantasy we ever heard of. It’s described in her previous scenes.
Why waste time depantsing?
Bowling is a healthy, wholesome activity.
“I will spit cum on my boobs, but I will swallow the cum, too. I also love when a man cums on my boobs. I will rub it in, and sometimes I will take the cum from my boobs to my mouth and swallow it.”
So says Jordan Pryce in a video interview that’s posting today along with her hardcore scene that’s hot on the heels of her debut shoot, “Bowling For Boobs.” The conversation with Jordan (August ’15 SCORE magazine) always heads back to sex and tits. The Pryce is right.
She gets poked by Leny in an alley but not that kind of alley. “Bowling For A Boning” takes place at a friendly, neighborhood bowling alley.
Jordan’s Twitter handle is “Jordan Fuckdoll.” Do you know many girls who use “Fuckdoll” as a surname? I can just picture her at a speed-dating event wearing a paper name tag that reads “Jordan Fuckdoll.”
Jordan shows up at the bowling alley wearing a low-cut mini-dress and high heels. Her body is busty and tight. She has sexy pins, too. Leny is there to teach her how to bowl. His mind’s in the gutter whether he’s in a bowling alley or elsewhere. Jordan’s not so great at bowling but she knows how to handle big balls and hard wood and how to fuck a guy’s brains out. A perfect match.
That’s the important part.
And so is sex. We feel better already.
Jordan's bowling for hard-ons.
Says Jordan Pryce, “People say, ‘Oh, there is Jordan Pryce with her enormous boobs!’ That makes me proud. And I also know that sometimes they are thinking, ‘She is a very bad girl. She has sex with men on-camera.’ But I think that makes me a good girl!”
I agree. Jordan makes her SCORELAND debut today, and although she’ll be going solo (so you can take in all of her super-slim and super-stacked body), she’ll have sex with a man on-camera on March 13. That’s something worth waiting for.
Another girl worth waiting for: British party girl Katie Thornton makes her SCORELAND debut on March 6. She’s a stunner.