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The Office Hottie

March 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.

Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.

Our rating? A+.

Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.

Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.

A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.

“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”

Our answer was:  How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”

The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.

While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.

Julia Juggs

Inesse

Arianna Sinn

 

 

Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone?

January 27, 2013 by Elliot James

Julia Juggs. A lap dance must be heaven.

I repeat: where have all the busty strippers gone?

Many of our newer models come from the web-cam community. Anjii Ross, Harmony White, Felicia Clover, Sabrina Linn, Brandi Sparks, Nikki Smith, Melissa Manning, Marilyn Mayson and more are web-cam girls. They play with themselves in their bedrooms with a camera running while guys at home watch by the minute on their computers.

I grew up going to strip clubs and I still go, although big-boobed Florida strippers are extremely rare. A local photographer who visits all the clubs here agrees with me. (He discovered Jezhabelle.)

Are big-titty girls no longer taking jobs in strip clubs? What’s going on? Strip clubs used to be great places to find SCORE and Voluptuous models.

When I started at SCORE, EVERY model was an exotic dancer or a showgirl. And now only a handful of new models are strippers.

Alura Jenson. The image of Crystal Gunns looks on.

Alura Jenson is a recent arrival. She strips at the all-nude, liquor-serving Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. I lived in Vegas in the ’90s and know the place. They used to have an old-school comic named Artie Brooks bringing on the girls.

Claudia Kealoha is a dancer in Fort Lauderdale, last I knew. She reads books by the famous Czech author Milan Kundera, by the way.  He’d probably like knowing Claudia’s a fan.

Julia Juggs (Julia Sands) is a dancer and shakes it at Foxy’s, also in Las Vegas. That’s why she was perfect for the XL Girls movie Big Girl Strip Club.

Kalila Kane was a stripper, but now she’s a building contractor. Personally, I’d rather see her stripping on stage than writing up estimates.

Natasha Dulce dances in Tampa, a popular city for bars that bare titty. She was fired from McDonalds, became a stripper and found her way here.

Claudia Kealoha. I can't get the Hawaii 5-0 theme out of my head.


And last I knew, Daylene Rio was dancing at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California. Stephanie Stalls travels from club to club in North America, like Frank Day’s in South Dakota.

But this is just a fraction of the models compared to the big days of big-boobed stripper/models in our mags.

I have to wonder why busty girls don’t dance in strip clubs anymore. Am I missing some obvious reason? Is it easier for them to just turn on a computer and not have to drive to a club?

How come Sheridan Love, Maggie Green, Maserati, Melissa Manning, Kitana Flores and others are not dancing in strip clubs, if not full-time, then part-time?

Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone? Anyone know?