We often get letters to Scorecard (SCORE@ScoreGroup.com) about seeing big-boobed girls walk and run. (One of my personal favorite things.) The following is part of a letter from Bob.
“Guys love girls walking without bras in tight, cleavage-spilling clothes, breasts jiggling and heaving with every step. I mean, for a full minute or so without the dizzy gonzo view of some Handycam which blurs the movement of the breasts.”
So on a nice, sunny Florida day when naturally topheavy English brunette Bex Shiner visited a fairly quiet beach and began to attract onlookers just by standing there. One of the staff just so happened to have a camera so Bex went for a jog. Her Union Jack bikini top remained intact and Bex’s knockers did not fly out of them. That top was too well-made! Thank you for being jigglicious, Bex.
A new set and video of Bex, “Pink Bikini Time In Miami,” posts today at SCORELAND.
I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…
The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.
I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁
After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?
It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.
My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.
As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol
And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.
I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.
Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.
And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.
A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)
When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.
Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”
Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.
And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.
So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.
Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)
It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.
Achieving lift-off velocity.
Why do I bring this up?
Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.
So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.
I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool atSCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.
What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.
And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).
Remember when I told you about the exciting newcomer Beverly Paige? (You should…I told you last week!) Well, here is our second installment with Ms. Paige. I said it before and I will say it again, Beverly is a bundle of joy and jiggles. I caught up with her as she came off the set from doing a tits-and-tugs scene in which she played a naughty schoolgirl who gets all sorts of lessons from her professor. While we chatted, she was groping and squeezing her boobs the entire time! (It almost brought a tear to my eye to write that, it was THAT beautiful to watch.) Beverly, a California native, told me that she enjoys cooking, baking and dressing up in hot outfits in her spare time. She also said she enjoys modeling and loves knowing that her fans watch her and get off. A woman who will make you dinner and cupcakes while she is wearing a skimpy costume, who will also encourage you to jack off to her blouse bunnies? Oh, yeah, we are in love, too. Look out for Beverly’s debut on SCORELAND and for a full-length interview in V-mag, both coming soon. Until then, just watch this blog video over and over. (Especially from :29-:36, where Beverly jumps and jiggles for your viewing pleasure.)
Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.
Sure, I’m always impressed when NASA’s latest space shuttle takes off or a cruise line unveils its latest gigantic ship. But those are yawn-inducing events compared to seeing Taylor Steele’s boobs launch into the air, as this bouncy picture illustrates. I can’t think of any sight more impressive than that. Renee Ross did a nice jump shot in the December ’09 Voluptuous. Airborne breasts are definitely on my list for further scientific research in a future episode of SCOREtv.
Taylor is in the running for both SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, which were just announced in the January ’11 editions of both magazines, and she’s already begun campaigning for the award on YouTube. With so many worthy Newcomer candidates from 2010 vying for votes, it looks like this erection season is going to be a hard one.
I love looking through videos on SCORELAND because every now and then, I find something that makes me reminisce. I found this clip earlier today, and I had to share it with you.
But before I show you this clip, I want to give you a little background as to how it came to be. Our story takes place in a little castle in the countryside of Hungary. (Man, I just realized that I have a lot tit tales to tell you guys. While typing this, I had to stop and jot down a few reminders so I wouldn’t forget some crazy stories for future posts!)
Karina Hart is spectacular. She is perfect.
Okay, so it is no secret that I am a Karina Hart fan. (I mean, who could NOT be a Karina Hart fan? She is smokin’ hot. And check out her pics in this polka dot getup from SCORE Holiday ’08. YOWZA. ) Well, she was one of the first models that I met on the “Hungary for Hooters” trip last year, and here’s a fun fact; She and I shared the same bottle of shampoo the whole trip. (Which is not hot at all. But have any of you ever shared shampoo with Karina Hart? Nope. So let me have my moment. lol) We also chit-chatted about music (She is a big fan of rap, especially Tupac) and made jokes. She is a charming woman. And she is just as hot in person. No doubt about it.
And then there is Mandy Pearl. I also met her in Hungary, and let
Mandy Pearl is THE girl-next-door. A stacked sweetie.
me just say that her adorable British accent killed me! Sigh. I mean, I was a goner from the moment she said, “Oh, hello. I’m Mandy.” That was it. I was all googly-eyed and little cartoon hearts must have been floating around above my head. And it didn’t hurt that when I met her, she was wearing this lingerie outfit. Not only is she just fucking adorable, but she is one of the NICEST girls you will ever meet. She’s down to Earth, funny, and she made it a point to have dinner with the crew each night, even after 16-hour production days. She listened to music with all of us after dinner and sang and danced with the crew. Just thinking about her makes me want to break into song
Oh, Mandy! Well you came and you gave without taking…
(Yeah, Mandy Pearl makes you sing Barry Manilow. It happens.)
Okay, so back to the tale of the video clip…
I’m in Hungary with Karina Hart and Mandy Pearl, and we are sitting around a table right after breakfast. Someone had just come back from the store and brought back some essentials. You know…coffee, sugar, soap, batteries, snacks, drinks and water balloons. What? Water balloons are essential, people! lol
So, I see these balloons and I look at the girls and I say, “Let’s go play with these!” But they couldn’t because they were set to do a tennis shoot in a few minutes.
Well, I was disappointed for about three seconds, and then I said, “Aren’t you going to be hot after that?” And I smiled.
They laughed, and that was all I needed to grab an empty garbage nearby and head off to fill water balloons. I arrived on the tennis court a half- hour later lugging a garbage full of balloons, and the rest, as they say, is Big Tit History.
They nailed each other with balloons and laughed and frolicked. It was glorious. It reminded me of when you fantasize about a bunch of girls at a slumber party. You know what I’m talking about. All of them looking hot and bodacious and, like, fooling around. And then they start pillow fighting. And then they are playfully wrestling, and oops! All of sudden, clothes start coming off, and then it’s a big lezzie orgy…
You know you’ve had that fantasy.
lol
So, yes, what I am trying to say is that Karina and Mandy, two hot, curvy babes with accents (Oh, yeah. Accents! SO HOT!) basically got frisky, giggled, played, got wet and then took their tops off and rubbed titties all in my presence. AND IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.
No wonder this is one of my favorite clips of all time. You guys can check out the entire scene on SCORELAND by clicking HERE. At the very least, check out the highlights below. I’m telling you guys, sometimes, just sometimes, you’re in the right place at the right time.
Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.
As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)
So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol
In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!
Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!
Hi everyone! Guess what I’ve got for you today? More new boobs! (It would be a violation of boob law if I didn’t share them with you, so here they are.) These tits belong to Ohio-born Destiny Rose, a new babe who’s coming soon to SCORELAND. She’s a redhead, and I don’t know about you guys, but I have a special place in my heart for redheads with nice knockers. (I attribute my love of top-heavy carrot tops to my fascination with Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. I always wanted to see her topless.) So what happens within a minute of chatting with this naughty, little ginger? She’s doing naked jumping jacks, that’s what! This is the kind of exercise I love! (Especially since I don’t have to break a sweat and I get to see tits going up and down, up and down!) Enjoy this corn-fed cutie! I’ll bring you more of her soon.
Renee Ross's giant, natural tits. I copped a feel of those puppies!
New editors get lots of perks…and perky tits to boot! Being an editor at SCORE, there’s never a dull moment. There’s always something happening, and it’s usually pretty great.
For example: I am the newly appointed editor of Voluptuous magazine. That in and of itself is awesome. But on my first day on the job, what should happen? Well, there’s a new girl in the studio, and her tits are phenomenal! I am talking about the kind of tits that make you drool a little, they’re that big and ripe. Her name is Renee Ross, and she has these jugs that just keep going and going. One nice thing about being a chick and getting to hang around all these SCORE and Voluptuous sweeties and their hooters is that the girls never mind if I cop a feel. In fact, they encourage it. It’s a girl thing, I guess. It usually happens when I ask them how big their tits are. They smile and say, “Want to feel them?” (I can’t lie, my job is awesome!) And Renee offered her boobs up to my hand inspection ASAP. So not only did I get to squeeze these melons, but I also pilfered a shot of her rack to share on the blog with you guys. (I might get in trouble for this, but if you were sitting on a pic of these tits, you’d post it, too!) Look out for Renee, and if I can get my hands on more pics, I’ll post them!
-Maria
P.S.: I managed to convince Dave, who is now my accomplice in leaking Renee’s tits to you, to get me a video of Renee so I could post it on the blog.You’ll thank me for this one! Watch how Renee gets into her shirts…you have to see it to understand why it’s so awesome.
