The second part of our “Jackumentary” tribute to Renee Ross is now posted at XLGirls.com.
Loaded with great footage of this readers’ super-favorite, Part 2 includes never-before-seen video of Renee posing for a swimming-pool photo shoot and demonstrating how she uses a bidet in the bathroom of the models’ dressing room. Renee boxes with Samantha 38G on the set during the making of K-JUGS The Movieand tells us more about her hot self in several candid chats. She talks about blow jobs, tit-fucking, her favorite positions and more.
There’s also hardcore thrustin’ and suckin’ that’s never been seen on the Web. This is not just a “Jackumentary.” It’s a labor of love.
Here’s to Renee Ross. Next Wednesday, September 4, K-JUGS will be shown for the first time on the Internet, beginning with Chapter One plus additional behind-the-scenes extras.
Renee with Bailey Santanna in the dressing room during the filming of K-JUGS.
I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it isâŚ
The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.
I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. đ
After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?
It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.
My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.
As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol
And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.
I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.
Also…you have amazing tits. đ Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.
And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.
A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)
When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.
Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”
Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.
And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.
So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.
Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.
That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”
Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.
To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?
1) Stacked Street Sluts #2
This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.
2) My Big Plump Wedding:
I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.
3) K-JUGS:
I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.
So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.
I haven’t blogged about XLGirls since Shyla Shy did a pregnant photo shoot at eight months.
So I think this is the right moment to check in and play catch up.
It’s been interesting over there, which is something of an understatement.
What, and who’s, been shaking? I can’t mention everything because XLGirls posts five days a week.
A rookie named Nixie Night just debuted. Nixie loves gaming, and she goes to gamers’ conventions as well as Renaissance Fairs, where maidens, wenches, jesters and knights meet to make merry and joust off. Oh, yeah, Nixie boasts 42DDDs. I like that name: Nixie.
Brandy Ryder returned. In the movie K-JUGS, Brandy did a wild four-way fling with Reyna Mae and two dudes at the radio station. Brandy can also bake you cookies, brownies and other pastries because baking is one of her many hobbies. She can bake your meat loaf, too.
A girl who looks like a college coed to me, Marilyn White is back modeling sexy lingerie. Marilyn fascinates me because she works as a sales associate in a combo adult store/strip club. I’m always intrigued by girls who work in adult businesses. She’s not sure about trying anything beyond solos, but you can’t predict the future. Maybe renting porn DVDs to horny customers will sway her.
And lastly, but never last, the amazing Anorei Collins just returned to do a very hot hardcore scene. The size of Anorei’s breasts is mindboggling. I can’t even guess how much a well-fitted bra costs her.
Check out this jaw-dropping moment. One of her boobs is three times as big as Tony’s head.
DVDs are still my favorite format. Those silvery discs in their good-looking cases appeal to me much more than a file on a drive, and the video quality is better and sharper.
Now until August 30 is your chance to get your hands on a selection of top-shelf SCORE DVDs because eBoobStore is throwing a major party with deeply discounted price cuts. This is the biggest sale I’ve ever seen there with 50 titles to choose from. I was surprised they got the okay on some of them. I mean, these are DVDs that sell themselves, month in, month out. Major movies like Boob Science and Mamazon (both double-disc sets), Sex In The Titties and K-JUGS starring Renee Ross, Busty Riding Academy with Christy Marks and Karina Hart plus mamathons such as the seven-hour Breast of SCORELAND and the Best of XL Xtra.
There’s something for every man. Recent hardcore hits Big Tit A-List with Annina and Minka, now-classics Best of Chloe Vevrier and On Location Key Largo with Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, and the boob combat flicks Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and the Mega-Boob Olympics.
We’re halfway through the summer. Head over to the eBoobStore and check this sale out before it ends. The price is right, right now.
Everyone loves those jungle girls. They really swing!
Renee battles Samantha in the epic K-JUGS.
Boob scientists made their own Daphne Rosen. Nice!
Shyla Shy (Mamazon): “If we went out shopping, my [ex] boyfriend would always insist that I wear something tight and low-cut. He said it was because he liked to look at them, but I think he wanted to show me off. You know, like, ‘Look at the tits on my girlfriend!’ That was nice in a strange sort of way. He was very proud of me.”
Voluptuous Model of the Year Renee Ross (K-JUGS): “If I am going out for like dinner or something like that, I like to wear fitted tops and show my boobs off. I like to show them off. I like my boobs. I like to wear things that call attention to them. Nice bras and low cut shirts are a good way to do that.”
Scarlett Rouge (Sex In The Titties): “Sometimes I like to dress up as a schoolgirl or whatever for the guy I am fucking. I like it when they spank me and all that. Itâs the role-playing. I have a sailor costume that I have men put on for me when we are going to have sex.”
Diane Poppos (The Diane Poppos Collection): “When I was younger, before my breasts got so big, I did go to modeling school, but it was a different kind of modeling, and I didn’t enjoy it. But the first time I started doing this, I really enjoyed it.”
Carmen Hayes (Hard SCORE 3): “I like everybody as long as you like me back. I only bite if you bite. But I do have a little domination in me. People say bossy. I guess it’s that Leo tendency in me. And I like to be in control of everything.”
Maggie Green (Leanne’s Stacked Summer): “I used to come to Florida during spring break during college. I paid for one of my whole spring-break trips to Fort Lauderdale doing wet T-shirt contests. I just started doing all the wet T-shirt contests, and I won all the money that I spent on the trip. I always won.”
Bailey Santanna is one of those sweet girls you love to be around. She is bubbly, she has big tits and she never comes across like some sort of porn star. (Not that there is ANYTHING wrong with porn stars.) She just seems like a girl-next-door, which is why talking to her about ass fucking and anal orgasms was even better…because it seemed even dirtier coming out of her mouth. Bailey recently came to our studio to get her rear speared and sat down with me to talk about what it feels like to cum from anal sex. It was informative and kind of hot. It was also very awesome because her tits are even BIGGER now than the last time we chatted. I fucking love when that happens. Check out Bailey chatting it up with me below about anal and then check out her new creampie video on SCOREVideos.com.
Bailey, you’re such a cutie with such a horny booty. I would not have it any other way.
Today, Lexi Summers shows how much she enjoys having a hard time, and tomorrow, Sadie Berry does the same, giving her dude a hard way to go. Â Both pictorials are from the March ’11 V-mag on SCORELAND.
“I am one of those girls who really loves to give head,” Lexi said. “I enjoy it. I hear stories about guys who have to beg their girlfriends to suck their dicks. Not me.”
Sadie Berry, an accountant by profession, has numbers that really add up, like 42J.
“A man should be the aggressor,” says Sadie, who does an interracial pole dance in Big Girl Strip Club. ” I like to have sex six or seven times a week.” Sadie found us through BeASCOREModel.com.
A motorboat that needs no water.
On Sunday, two XL Girls celebrate their B-Days. Have fun and party hearty, Jade Parker (K-JUGS) and Karlee Adams (Plump Desires).
Renee Ross fans rejoice. A new Renee DVD just hit the eBoobStore. Cause for celebratin’ around here. Everybody loves Voluptuous and XL Girls covergirl Renee. I love Renee. Those luscious curves. That stunning kisser. Her huge, 40J, smotherin’ love-pillows. That winning smile. All The Way Renee features THREE hot scenes with XXX studs, a sexed-up motel tryst with 18eighteen pixie Sophia Sutra, a POV scene of Renee being rubbed down by a masseur, and lots of fun, horny extras, the kind of good stuff that you expect from us. It’s so loaded, it could have been titled The Complete Renee Ross. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. This is Renee’s fourth DVD, following Tits Tits Tits!,Sex In The Titties and K-JUGS. Visit the eBoobStore for details and a trailer.
