Natalie Fiore gets wet thinking about all the votes she’s been getting.
Nicole Peters’ rack provides full coverage.
Things are looking up for Anna Song in “Best of the Decade”
Sharday would be tickled pink if she won.
Christy Mark did this.
Ines Cudna looks beautiful even when she’s upside-down.
Putting in a plug for Merilyn Sakova.
Angela White shows off her Top 10 credentials.
With a big rally in the final hours, Angela White squeezed past Brandy Talore last night to earn a spot in the Final 10 in the “Best of the Decade” countdown at SCORELAND. For all the early controversy about augmented and black ‘n’ stacked models being eliminated before many of us (including me) thought they should have been eliminated, the girls who remain are pretty representative of the best new big-boobed discoveries of the decade that’s winding to a close.
Angela White: 2008 V-Mag Model of the Year. All-around cutie. Was a big hit with all the girls at the Big-Boob Paradise shoot. Loves being a SCORE and V-Girl.
Merilyn Sakova: 2005 Newcomer of the Year, 2006 SCORE Model of the Year, two-time runner-up for SCORE Model of the Year.
Sharday: 2001 Newcomer of the Year and 2002 Model of the Year in SCORE and Voluptuous. And she’s on the verge of being inducted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Christy Marks: 2007 Newcomer of the Year, 2008 Model of the Year. Fucks a lot. Took it up the ass just for you.
Nicole Peters: 2003 SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, 2004 Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Karina Hart: 2008 SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, frontrunner for 2009 SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Rounding out the list: Natalie Fiore, whose recent growth spurt puts her in elite company among naturals; Ines Cudna, one of the most beautiful SCORE models ever; Bea Flora, ditto; and Anna Song, a super-sexy natural who…well, yes, I’m surprised she’s hung around this long, but then again, there isn’t a girl in the competition I’d rather fuck.
When this whole thing started 90 days ago, I expected Karina, Nicole, Christy, Sharday and Merilyn to be in the final 10, so all in all, considering the long grind and the admittedly complicated voting procedure (in which you vote daily to eliminate a girl), that’s not bad.
Now remember: The rules stay the same for the final 10. Today, you’re voting on who should be No. 10, so do NOT vote for your favorite. Vote for the girl who you think should be No. 10. Same for Nos. 9, 8, 7, 6, all the way down to the Final Two showdown on December 31, when again, you’ll vote for the girl you think SHOULDN’T WIN.
Who do I think is going to win? I’m not saying. I’m also not going to say anything about recent voting trends, even though they are very interesting. When this whole thing started, the votes were spread out among 100 girls, but now they’re concentrated among only 10, and trends change by the hour. So make sure you vote every day (you must be a SCORELAND member to vote).
I do know this: Whoever wins, we’ll be proud to name her “Best of the Decade.”
I love looking through videos on SCORELAND because every now and then, I find something that makes me reminisce. I found this clip earlier today, and I had to share it with you.
But before I show you this clip, I want to give you a little background as to how it came to be. Our story takes place in a little castle in the countryside of Hungary. (Man, I just realized that I have a lot tit tales to tell you guys. While typing this, I had to stop and jot down a few reminders so I wouldn’t forget some crazy stories for future posts!)
Karina Hart is spectacular. She is perfect.
Okay, so it is no secret that I am a Karina Hart fan. (I mean, who could NOT be a Karina Hart fan? She is smokin’ hot. And check out her pics in this polka dot getup from SCORE Holiday ’08. YOWZA. ) Well, she was one of the first models that I met on the “Hungary for Hooters” trip last year, and here’s a fun fact; She and I shared the same bottle of shampoo the whole trip. (Which is not hot at all. But have any of you ever shared shampoo with Karina Hart? Nope. So let me have my moment. lol) We also chit-chatted about music (She is a big fan of rap, especially Tupac) and made jokes. She is a charming woman. And she is just as hot in person. No doubt about it.
And then there is Mandy Pearl. I also met her in Hungary, and let
Mandy Pearl is THE girl-next-door. A stacked sweetie.
me just say that her adorable British accent killed me! Sigh. I mean, I was a goner from the moment she said, “Oh, hello. I’m Mandy.” That was it. I was all googly-eyed and little cartoon hearts must have been floating around above my head. And it didn’t hurt that when I met her, she was wearing this lingerie outfit. Not only is she just fucking adorable, but she is one of the NICEST girls you will ever meet. She’s down to Earth, funny, and she made it a point to have dinner with the crew each night, even after 16-hour production days. She listened to music with all of us after dinner and sang and danced with the crew. Just thinking about her makes me want to break into song
Oh, Mandy! Well you came and you gave without taking…
(Yeah, Mandy Pearl makes you sing Barry Manilow. It happens.)
Okay, so back to the tale of the video clip…
I’m in Hungary with Karina Hart and Mandy Pearl, and we are sitting around a table right after breakfast. Someone had just come back from the store and brought back some essentials. You know…coffee, sugar, soap, batteries, snacks, drinks and water balloons. What? Water balloons are essential, people! lol
So, I see these balloons and I look at the girls and I say, “Let’s go play with these!” But they couldn’t because they were set to do a tennis shoot in a few minutes.
Well, I was disappointed for about three seconds, and then I said, “Aren’t you going to be hot after that?” And I smiled.
They laughed, and that was all I needed to grab an empty garbage nearby and head off to fill water balloons. I arrived on the tennis court a half- hour later lugging a garbage full of balloons, and the rest, as they say, is Big Tit History.
They nailed each other with balloons and laughed and frolicked. It was glorious. It reminded me of when you fantasize about a bunch of girls at a slumber party. You know what I’m talking about. All of them looking hot and bodacious and, like, fooling around. And then they start pillow fighting. And then they are playfully wrestling, and oops! All of sudden, clothes start coming off, and then it’s a big lezzie orgy…
You know you’ve had that fantasy.
lol
So, yes, what I am trying to say is that Karina and Mandy, two hot, curvy babes with accents (Oh, yeah. Accents! SO HOT!) basically got frisky, giggled, played, got wet and then took their tops off and rubbed titties all in my presence. AND IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.
No wonder this is one of my favorite clips of all time. You guys can check out the entire scene on SCORELAND by clicking HERE. At the very least, check out the highlights below. I’m telling you guys, sometimes, just sometimes, you’re in the right place at the right time.
Today I want to talk about what I like to refer to as The Great Whipped Cream Debate of 2009.
Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?
(Okay, it’s not that GREAT of a debate, but the title sounds fancy so I went with it.) 😉
You see, round these parts, I find myself enmeshed in these conversations with other editors, art directors and staff, and one of those convos was about the whole food and tits situation.
(Yes, these are ACTUAL debates that happen when your whole day revolves around hooters. Seriously.)
Some people were all for food and jugs making lovely music together.(Like when Annina coated her tits in the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE.)
And others saw pics of Cynthia Romero‘s foodie boobs from the Jan. ’06 issue of SCORE and raged against it with a fervor usually reserved for our Piercings and Tattoos Debates. (Yes, we have those, too. lol)
“It’s messy and nasty!” said some.
“It’s fucking hot to see a pair of tits covered in sticky, sweet goodness!” said others.
And so the debate raged on and on, and when it was all said and done, it boiled down to one thing and one thing only.
Whipped cream.
You see, whipped cream is that treat that sits right on the fence that separates the foodies from the non-foodies here in our office.
Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.
All of the staffers who were adamantly against food-on-jugs action said that whipped cream was the exception.
It's a party, and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.
While looking at a set of Karina Hart playing with whipped cream, the anti-foodies said, “It’s acceptable. Not too much of it, but a little whipped cream is okay.”
And when checking out Sam Spring‘s June ’07 V-mag layout, the food-on-dugs lovers said that whipped cream was a staple for tit play.
“It’s a must. It’s perfect. You can precisely cover a pair of nipples with just a few squirts of that can of creamy goodness,” said the pro-foodies.
So, after hearing everyone in the office chime in on their edible/non-edible tata preferences, I decided that the only way to settle this debate was to come to you, the boob-loving masses, and let you guys hash it out and decide.
So what say you, big-tit lovers? Is food on boobflesh A-okay, or is it a titty taboo?
Is whipped cream the universal peacemaker for this debate?
And moreover, after all this talk of food and tits and creamy, yummy stuff, are you as hungry as I am?
There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.
This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.
Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.
We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.
Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.
Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.
One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.
Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.
Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.
Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?
FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.
Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?
As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.
And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.
It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.
Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria
LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:
Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)
Yoga...of the naked persuasion.
Fruit. Yum!
Tan lines.
Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.
Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.
My mind is a cavernous place full of strange details and memories that revolve around tits. (If I didn’t work where I work, I might be considered a tad bit on the side of creepy, ya’ll. Just a tiny bit strange, even. lol) Sometimes I can be typing up copy for the newest issue of V-Mag and my thoughts will drift, and all of a sudden I am thinking about Denise Davies’ areolae and pondering how many inches they measure across. (4 1/2 inches all the way across, 2 1/4 inches from the nipple to the edge.) (Fuck! I’m a weirdo. lol)
Little things will trigger my boob musings, and then my mind is a’wandering and I am sort of in and out of very elaborate tit scenarios. Sometimes they involve hot chicks doing weird things. (Like when I imagine Ashley Sage and Renee Ross in an epic battle royale where they charge at each other, topless, wearing viking hats and popping bags of potato chips by crashing into one another with the chips strapped to their cleavage. CRASH! POP! PoTITo Chips! Hahahaha!) Or sometimes I think about chicks at a pool party. I know this sounds harmless, but not really. I’ll imagine Janet Jade by a Slip ‘N’ Slide that’s coated in sundae toppings. She’s naked and running and then PLOP! And SLIDE! And Kapow…Titssert! And then maybe Christy Marks comes running behind her and PLOP! Followed by Dallas Dixon. PLOP! And so on and so forth until I’ve piled up like 20 models in a heap of sweet toppings and nudity and stickiness. A stack of stacked ladies sundae. In my imagination. Yeah. Um, my mind is a fucked up place, honestly. lol
Today, I came into the office and sat down at my computer to look over some sets, and I came across this odd photo and my mind went racing to all sorts of bizarro places. I figured that I should share it with you guys because maybe you would appreciate it…
Okay, I’m lying.
I’m telling you guys because I am attempting to add a small iota of normalcy to my mind’s inner workings. Maybe you guys have these strange, elaborate thoughts, too? Or maybe not and by now you think I’m crazy. Either, or. lol
Anywho, take a look at this:
HOW BIZARRE IS THIS?!?
So, I see this shot and I literally have a WHAT THE FUCK MOMENT, or a WTF!, if you will. And then I’m thinking about the movie Flashdance. And then I’m thinking about Jennifer Beals. And I’m like, “Did Jennifer Beals have big tits. Hmmm?” And then it’s her in that leotard, flipping and dancing to that epic song, What A Feeling by Irene Cara. And I’m like, “No, she didn’t have big tits. Did Irene Cara have big tits…?” And then WOOSH! I am thinking about that scene in Back To The Future where Michael J. Fox, aka Marty McFly, dresses up and goes to see the younger version of his dad, George McFly, and he puts those Walkman earphones on him and wakes him up by blasting Van Halen and he says, “Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!” I was like…”How much better would that whole scene have been with this chick in it?”
Karina Hart. Welder. lol
Sigh.
I’m fucking weird. lol
But look at that shot! Isn’t it a little strange? Strangely provocative? A topless chick in a welder’s mask? It’s just too, um, good, too strange not to start my mind drifting.
Oh, and that’s Karina Hart, by the way.
Sigh. She’s fucking HOT, eh?
She could weld whatever she wanted and I would watch. Even if it meant the flame from her welding gun (Is it called a gun?) would fry my retinas. (Maybe not. Maybe I could wear protective goggles…do they make protective goggles in hot pink?)
See what I mean?
My mind. A tit carnival is always going on up there.
lol
Thanks for letting me rant and rave and ponder in front of you all.
(But seriously…the welder’s mask shot is kind of cool in a Sci-Fi’ish way, isn’t it?)
Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.
This week’s poll asks you to tell us what’s most important to you: a girl’s tits, her ass or her face. I would’ve included legs and pussy, too, but we didn’t have room for hundreds of combinations. And, yeah, we know, you want it all. But what if you had to choose?
Last week’s poll asked, “What size should the guy’s cock be in a XXX scene?” Twenty-one percent said he should have a super-sized cock; 18% said he should have a big cock; 9% said he should have an average cock. And the majority, 51%, said, “Why the hell would I care about a guy’s cock?” Okay, I’ll tell you why: the stretch effect. A girl’s pussy looks hot when it’s stretched around a big cock. And when a girl is doing her best to jam a lot of cock into her mouth, that’s hot, too. I guarantee that if every porn stud had a five-inch cock, you guys wouldn’t be happy about it. Why do you think guys like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and Diesel became famous? Because of their personalities? No! And tell me the name of the famous little-dicked porn star. Can’t do it, can you? Case closed.
This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.
“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”
She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.
By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!
Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.
Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.
Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!
Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!
So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.
Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!
Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!
So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.
Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!
And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?
Hopefully not!
Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
*Maria
